Pull My Finger

Trump is at the G7 in France horsing around with the only world leader at the summit who will have anything to do with him, his new BFF, Boris Johnson. Dumb and Dumber 3 — Harry and Lloyd go to Paris.

Melania was photographed leaning into Justin Trudeau to give and get a kiss on the cheek. The look on her face was, “You found my G7 spot!” Now Trump will probably want to start a war with Canada.

Trump had second thoughts about a trade war with China and then his treasury secretary, Steve Mnuchin, said he didn’t have second thoughts.

Trump doesn’t have thoughts. He has impulses.

Trump suggested we nuke hurricanes before they hit us.

Trump didn’t like what people and the market were saying about this China tariffs, so he backed down, and then he got furious over reports that he was backing down and changed his mind again and now he’s accusing the media of trying to “will” a bad economy to impact the 2020 election and that China will drag this out into the 2020 election to get back at him. Everything is in chaos because everybody is out to get him, not because he has his finger up his own ass.

Trump held a bilateral meeting with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of Canada where he stupidly said “We’re going to be significantly expanding our trading relationship when the USMCA gets done.” He doesn’t even know what that means. He may have said it, but what he was really thinking of at the time was hamburgers and porn and pulling his own finger.

Trump says that “everybody” at the G7 has been congratulating him on the great job he’s doing and they want to know why the media hates the country so much and wants him to fail.

“Everybody” but Boris just wants to get away from him. Watch your finger!

Trump also said, “We have a number of people that would like to see Russia back. I think it would be advantageous to many things in the world. I think it would be a positive.” Um no. Nobody wants Russia back. The G7 all but told Trump to suck Putin’s finger.

Trump wants to have the next G7 in Florida at his Doral Miami Golf Resort so he can make some more money off of foreign governments, invite Putin, point the finger at everybody else and declare himself king of the world.

Since Trump has destroyed America Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany, has resigned herself to moving on without America as the G6.5. “There is no doubt that Europe needs to reposition itself in a changed world. The old certainties of the post-war order no longer apply.” Trump has destroyed the alliances made after WWII which have kept the peace for over 70 years. Everything Trump touches with his tiny, grifter fingers dies.

Trump blew off the climate meeting at the G7 because he doesn’t give a shit. He sent a staffer in his stead while the planet floods and burns.

While the world’s leaders addressed critical global issues at the G7, Trump sat disinterested, pouting and clowning around with Boris. While everyone else made good use of their time, America’s president tweeted about Hillary, the media, Donna Brazile and polls. He wished Regis and Sean Connery happy birthday without mentioning the future of the free world. The G7 is so boring.

Former one term congressman from Illinois, Joe Walsh, a tea party Republican, has been calling Trump and the Republican party out for 3 years. He regrets that he helped get Trump elected and has decided to primary him. He went on ABC’s This Week and said, “We’ve never had a situation like this. You can’t believe a word he says. That should concern you. He’s nuts, he’s erratic, he’s cruel, he stokes bigotry.” He’ll be the first Republican in 3 years to tell it like it is which will not only humiliate and throw Trump off his game, but it will make the GOP squirm. They won’t be able to hide anymore if Joe Walsh singles them out and points the finger at each one of them individually.

Hey Mitch! Hey Lindsey! Hey Marco! Hey Kevin McCarthy! Pull my finger.

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