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Trump’s second impeachment trial starts today. The first thing they’ll need to do is decide on what rules must be followed to make a mockery out of the Constitution, democracy, and the US presidency.

Trump rustled up a third lawyer for himself yesterday — a personal injury attorney. That’s right, Trump hired an ambulance chaser to join his impeachment defense team. It won’t matter to him that Trump won’t pay him. You can’t buy that kind of TV commercial time. Drunken MAGAs who crash their cars and want to sue the other guy…..who you gonna call?

Lindsey Graham went on Sean Hannity’s show to say that the Democrats have declared war on the presidency itself. If the House Managers call witnesses, whose the defense gonna call? Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Cory Booker, and Eric Holder. So there.

Jurors have made up their minds before hearing any evidence. They’re witnesses, sitting at the very desks that were ransacked on January 6 and they’re gonna call foul. Make them testify.

13 senators/jurors/witnesses voted to overturn a democratic election. in 1861, 11 Senators were expelled from Congress for failing to recognize Lincoln’s election and supporting insurrection.

Thousands of law school alumni and students are calling for the disbarment of Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley.

3 of whacked out Republican Congressman Paul Gosar’s siblings have called on him to be expelled from Congress for inciting violence on the Capitol.

Trump has never read the Constitution and neither has the MAGA Militia. Reporters need to ask each and every one of the arrested insurrectionists 2 questions: Have you read the Constitution and how many times have you voted? Call ’em out!

Insurrectionist Rachel Powell is mad that she has to wear a mask in jail to slow the spread of the Trump Plague.

Anti-vaxxers call vaccine mandates “Orwellian” which is funny because George Orwell died at the age of 46 from tuberculosis, which is now preventable with a vaccine. Anti-vaxxers haven’t read Orwell.

Ron Johnson, one of the 13 senators who won’t recognize Biden as president, went on Fox News and said that the insurrection was Nancy Pelosi’s fault.

The Secretary of State in Georgia has called for an investigation into Trump for the call he made to the Secretary of State.

Candace Owens says she might run for POTUS because if Trump has taught us anything it’s that anyone can be president.

Texas Republiqan Ron Wright, a member of the sedition caucus, died from the Trump Plague. He was first elected in 2019 and has been receiving treatment for lung cancer. He suffered for 18 days before dying. Did his fellow Republiqans give it to him when they were in lock down together on January 6 when they refused to wear masks? His legacy in Congress is voting against impeaching Trump and tossing out votes in Pennsylvania and Arizona, plus he was so against abortion that he believed that women who got one should be executed. The anti-masker most likely infected others. He wanted schools open during the Trump Plague. Right before he died he tweeted: Democrats are choosing teachers unions and special interests over the well-being of our students.

What do you call a lawmaker who dies from a preventable disease who refused to use his power to prevent the said preventable disease?

Arkansas lawmakers have passed a bill that requires women to call a hotline before having an abortion.

71 members of Congress have had covid. 1 has died. That’s more than 1%.

The DOJ is going to ask all 56 Trump appointed US attorneys to resign. Good call.

Qevin McCarthy’s predecessor of 28 years, Bill Thomas, has called McCarthy out for his lack of integrity and poor leadership.

Whatever ends up happening with the second impeachment trial, there will be no co-existing with QAnon weirdos or MAGAs. No “moving on.” They should be shunned back under the rock they crawled out from if they refuse to be rehabilitated. There is no place for them in civil American society. Their “difference of opinion” should not be tolerated. It should be called out.

Call. Them. Out.

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