Real Men
Brace yourselves, America. The real men are coming.
As Trump and Trumplicanism deflates, withers, and dies, they’re making way for the real men, led by, at long last, women.
Joe Biden leads the real men as an elder statesman who has evolved as he has aged, creating an entry way for America’s first female president and a Black one at that. She brings with her real man Tim Walz, a quintessential example of healthy, unthreatened masculinity. He’s comfortable in his own skin which makes macho men quiver in their libtard Paul Bunyan kicking boots.
Tim Walz served in the military honorably for two decades. Donald Trump not only didn’t serve, he mocked the military as president. He called all of those who did serve “suckers and losers.” Yesterday he had the gall to say at his lonely press conference that the Presidential Medal of Freedom was better than the Congressional Medal of Honor because anyone who gets the Congressional Medal are soldiers who are in bad shape. The Presidential Medal of Freedom is better because civilians can get it. Civilians like Rush Limbaugh and one of Trump’s biggest donors, 78 year old Miriam Adelson, the widow of gazillionaire Sheldon Adelson.
Tim Walz served in Congress and helped pass a GI bill that helped fund the college educations of millions of veterans. JD Vance was one of them.
As governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz managed toxic masculinity and out of control policing during the George Floyd and Black Lives Matter protests with guts. He said of police reform legislation, “It’s starting to the dawn on some folks that unless this gets taken up now, we’re going to be right back here again.”
Macho MAGA men are making fun of Tim Walz because he made sure that bathrooms in public schools were stocked with free tampons. They dubbed him “Tampon Tim” as if that was an insult which is hilarious because they wore pads on their ears to show solidarity with their cult leader during the Republican National Convention.
Republicans don’t want tampons in schools but AR-15s are fine. Guns are so manly. They’re like penises. MAGAs have to show them off in order to be a real man.
“Ladies it turns out that men are so terrified of tampons that we can start holding them in between our fingers when we’re walking alone after dark instead of our keys” — Ami Berger
Trump and the his army of macho MAGA men are threatened by not only women, but real men. Trump is only doing press conferences right now because he can boss the press around and make it appear like he’s in control and all powerful. Truth is he’s afraid of doing campaign rallies because he’s afraid people won’t show up. Kamala and Tim are getting rock star welcomes before huge crowds. Not having a huge crowd is a real threat to MAGA masculinity.
Part of Tim Walz’s stump speech is, “You know, it’s not as if anybody cares about crowd sizes or anything.” The crowd goes crazy just like they do when Tim calls Trump and the Republicans “weird.” That’s really getting to Trump. He said at one of his lonely press conferences that they’re calling him and JD Vance weird but they’re not. We’re not weird, they’re weird. When asked why he has to attack Kamala personally, he said he was entitled to. He doesn’t respect her so she’s got it coming to her.
Kamala isn’t threatened by him. Or any man.
Kamala is married to a real man, Doug Emhoff. He loves her completely and it’s obvious. They love each other and it’s obvious. It will be nice to have them model for the country what a healthy, respectful relationship looks like. The Bidens did that. They were a welcome change from Trump and Melania who couldn’t stand each other and it showed.
The fall of Donald Trump and the Republican party is that of a violent, toxic relationship. It’s as if the country is a battered spouse and has finally had it. That’s it. No more. Once the break is finally made and we win in November, we’ll need to go through a healing process. Trump and the Republican party have done such damage to our country, our minds, our relationships, and our over all well being, we’re going to need time to process all of this.
Men who aren’t in touch with their feminine side are going to have to learn how to do that as we progress and heal. Women are already in touch with their masculine side. They have had to to navigate the patriarchy. Kamala is the ultimate example and role model of a woman who is in touch with her masculine side. She’s real tough and she can be real gentle. Kamala Harris is real. She’s comfortable in her own skin.
Men like Tim Walz come about when boys aren’t taught to be homophobic, racist or sexist. Centuries of toxic masculinity has destroyed our country and the world. It’s time for women to lead.
Real men aren’t threatened by women. Together, they will heal nations.
