Red Wave

Spike Dolomite
4 min readJun 23, 2018

Trump is calling for a red wave which is kind of funny given how much he publicly mocks menstruation.

Putin is calling for a red wave, too.

Trump invited grieving families to the White House for an event he called, “Angel Families” to exploit victims of loved ones who were murdered by “illegal immigrants.” He wanted to drive home the point that immigrants are all murderers. He autographed photos of the deceased and remarked that one of them looked like Tom Selleck. “Angel Families” was held on a day of public outrage over Trump making orphans out of migrant children and the Third Lady advertising she doesn’t care on a trip designed to make it look like she did. The only thing that could have made that event any creepier was if he had sold copies of autographed murdered victims on his website.

Trump thanked ICE agents and called them “special” and “good-looking.” He praised their work for capturing penniless half dead parents and their traumatized children and throwing them in jail. “What you endure is incredible,” he told them. Incredible.

Protesters blasted the audio of kidnapped children crying for their parents outside of Kirstjen Nielsen’s house.

Congressman Ted Lieu played the audio of crying children on the House floor. Karen Handel, who was presiding over the floor, kept trying to stop him by banging the gavel, but Ted persisted — “Why are we hiding this from the American people?”

Trump calls the public outrage over his family separation policy “phony stories of sadness and grief.”

Fox News’ Brian Kilmeade, one of the paid propagandists that Trump watches every day, said on the show, “Like it or not, these aren’t our kids … it’s not like Trump is doing this to the people of Idaho or Texas. These people are from another country.”

The Trump administration has released official government photos and videos of immigrant children well clothed in a nurturing, educational setting, just like boarding school! They had fresh air, clean clothes and plenty of food to eat. Nothing to see here! Move along!

75% of Americans support immigration. The rest support Trump.

81 private companies receive $1.5 billion from the government to warehouse immigrants. These for profit companies have reached capacity so now the government has to set captured immigrants up in camps on military bases.

Private prison stocks went up 100% right after Trump was elected.

The companies that are making a profit derived from tax payer money off of Trump’s Zero Tolerance Policy will turn around and donate that money to Trump’s 2020 campaign.

To improve her image and look like she gives a shit, Ivanka donated $50,000 to Trump’s orphans— the average income of an American family. This is chunk change to someone who made a hundred million off of America last year.

The company that designed Melania’s “I Really Don’t Care, Do U?” coat also designed a black and white striped shirt with a yellow star for children, inspired by the prison uniform that Jews were forced to wear in concentration camps. The company’s name is Zara and they design clothing for white nationalists.

Seth Grossman is a New Jersey Republican candidate running for congress. He’s backed by the National Republican Congressional Committee. He says that Kwanzaa is a fake holiday made up by black racists. He also said that Muslims can’t be good Americans, Islam is a cancer, and gay men with HIV should be quarantined.

Executive branch employees may not use their government positions to suggest that the agency or any part of the executive branch endorses an organization, product, service, or person. That’s why Trump tweeted that everybody should run out and buy Judge Jeanine Pirro’s new book, Liars, Leakers and Liberals, the Case Against the Anti-Trump Conspiracy. “It’s fantastic. Go get it!”

Republican congressman from Iowa, Steve King, said he doesn’t want Somali Muslims working at meat-packing plants in his district because they want consumers of pork to be sent to hell. He said that boys from Honduras spotted in the airport being transported to some mysterious location are all old enough to be tried as adults and are prime MS-13 gang material.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: MS-13 gang members aren’t all immigrants.

Republican senator from Arkansas, Tom Cotton, says immigrants use their kids as a get out of jail free card.

Republican congressman from Pennsylvania, Ryan Costello, says he’s leaving Congress because all he ever does is answer questions about Donald Trump.

Republican strategist and former campaign manager for John McCain, Steve Schmidt, has left the vile Republican party because it’s now the Trump party.

Top conservative writer, George Will, says vote Democrat in November.

Blue wave.

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ACTION ITEM FOR TODAY: Smile at immigrants in your community today. They’re going through hell. It’s Saturday. Find out if there are any public demonstrations denouncing Trump’s Zero Tolerance policy. If there aren’t any, create one, even if that means you end up standing on a street corner with a sign by yourself. Take a stand.

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Spike Dolomite

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