Ring Master

Spike Dolomite
4 min readApr 3, 2024

Trump did 2 campaign events in 2 states yesterday — Wisconsin and Michigan. In Wisconsin he attacked immigrants and reiterated his promise to the crowd that if elected, he’d get rid of them all, sending white supremacists a signal that if they turn their neighbors in who help immigrants that he’ll make it worth their while. He’ll put them all in jail. “If your constitutional rights have been violated, we will defend you. If you have illegal aliens invading your home, we will deport you.” Hitler did the same thing. Rat your neighbors out who are hiding Jews and the Nazis will come and take them all.

In Michigan, 10 white male cops stood behind him on stage. The Police Officers Association of Michigan endorsed him, a man found liable of sexual assault who is facing over 100 felony charges so far to be the president of the United States. A police unio with tax payer funded government employees, in uniform, stood with and honored a criminal at a partisan political event. Trump told them that he would deputize them to oversee mass deportations. “They know every bad kid … we’re gonna work out a federal immunity for police.” He went after his opponents by saying, “Democrats have asked, ‘please don’t call them animals’ and I say no they’re animals — they’re not human.” Then he invoked the name of Ruby Garcia who was killed by an undocumented immigrant. He lied and said he talked with her family. He did no such thing. The Garcia family was watching TV and heard him say that and couldn’t believe it. They have never talked to the ring master.

Trump is already claiming that the 2024 election is being stolen from him again in the very states that he tried to steal in 2020.

Fox News’ talking head and huge Trump fan, Maria Bartiromo said on her show that election results will be “tampered with” to ensure a Trump loss. She said this on a split screen with migrants coming over the border on the left side of the TV.

Trump’s first criminal trial is in 12 days. His strategy is to attack and smear the judge and his daughter to scare potential jurors and witnesses and create chaos so that people will think he’s being persecuted instead of prosecuted.

Jack Smith has had enough of MAGA judge Aileen Cannon’s shit and has taken a step to get her off the case. In a new filing, he ripped Judge Cannon a new one for asking him to write up a “what if scenario” set of jury instructions. He is positioning himself so he can appeal if she rules against them. He’s growing tired of the circus and wants to get on with the show.

Trump is forming a “Trump National Committee.” Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages…..welcome to the greatest, biggest, most amazing, spectacular show on earth! The Bar-none and Bail-free Circus! I am your ring master, Donald J. Trump, the world’s greatest president. Let the throwing of the money and the souls begin!

Kellyanne Conway’s ex-husband, conservative lawyer and co-founder of the Lincoln Project, George Conway, made a $929,600 donation to the Biden Victory Fund, the legal maximum amount possible. To hell with the party he no longer belongs to anymore. It’s country over party all the way. “This election is about nothing less than whether we’ll continue to live in a democracy under the rule of law. That’s priceless, so I consider my contribution to be a bargain.”

Florida Baptist minister, Monte Chitty, skipped out on bail and his court hearing after being arrested for drugging and raping a 15 year old girl at his church. He is on the run. Shitty Chitty is not a drag queen or an immigrant, just another white male perv saying one thing and doing another.

Keep kids safe by keeping them away from church. Weirdos use it for cover as they pray and prey upon them. Also, kids get brainwashed in church. They don’t need their brains washed. Their parents do.

Florida has gotten more red because of MAGA migration. They look at it as the motherland for white supremacists. This has depleted other states of racist idiot assholes. Republicans are pruning themselves out of the rest of America. Bye, bitches!

The new Republican “big tent” is a circus tent with mobster politician clowns putting on a show while blind, deaf, old elephants pace back and forth waiting to die and flying monkeys in red caps crap on the people in the bleachers. Trump is the ring master. He has a whip. Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages…..welcome to the greatest, biggest, most amazing, spectacular show on earth! The Bar-none and Bail-free Circus! I am your ring master, Donald J. Trump, the world’s greatest president. Let the throwing of the money and the souls begin!

The GOP, the once greatest show on earth, after saving the union and freeing the slaves, is nothing more than a reality TV show with a ring master who is nothing more than a pathetic clown. They’re mad at the world now because it’s passing them by. Nobody goes to the circus anymore.

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Spike Dolomite

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