Run, Run, As Fast As You Can!
Melanie got booed by a crowd of middle and high school kids in Baltimore when she tried to bullshit them with Be Best. Watch Fox News call liberals’ kids degenerates.
The House Oversight Committee sued Attorney General Bill Barr and Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross for “unlawful refusals to comply with duly authorized, issued, and served committee subpoenas.” The 2 old white farts jumped out of the American justice oven and proclaimed, “Run, run, as fast as you can. You can’t catch us we’re rich white men!”
2 White House officials resigned over the Ukraine scandal but there is no Ukraine scandal according to Trump. He did an interview with fired Fox News sex fiend Bill O’Reilly and told him that he has nothing to do with Rudy and Ukraine. Rudy has other clients in Ukraine, he told creepy Bill. And no matter what Rudy says, he didn’t tell him to go to Ukraine to dig up dirt on his political rivals.
Talk to Rudy. Talk to Rudy.
“Run, run as fast as you can. You can’t catch me I’m just the middleman!”
Trump threw a MAGA rally in Florida, his new home state, before heading over to his decadent fort, Mar-A-Lago, where people will pay to be with him on Thanksgiving. He slurred his words a lot, like sock rocket instead of stock market. He cussed a lot too which is very becoming for a fake president. On impeachment he said, “That’s really bullshit. Everybody said that’s really bullshit.” The crowd chanted, “Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit!” Kids, too. Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Watch Fox News call the MAGA kids adorable.
“I’m working my ass off!”
“We beat the Clinton dynasty. Then we beat Barack Hussein Obama and whatever the hell dynasty that is.”
He thinks he beat Obama.
Run, run as fast as you can! You can’t catch me I’m a madman!
The pinnacle of the pysch ward fest was when the commander in chief said, “Just this week I stuck up for three great warriors against the deep state.”
Patriots wanted to run and hide for he shamed the military and the nation.
Republicans weren’t appalled. John McCain is gone so they don’t have to pretend to care about the military or national security anymore. All they care about is their own pasty white flabby asses. They said, “Run, run as fast as you can, they caught Don McGahn!”
Trump told the crowd that liberals don’t want Thanksgiving to be called Thanksgiving anymore. “Some people want to change the name Thanksgiving. They don’t want to use the term Thanksgiving. And that was true with Christmas. Now everybody is using Christmas again. Remember I said that?”
“We’re canceling Thanksgiving apparently. Why did the liberal Illuminati not keep me in the loop? I paid my dues, people.” -Kaz Weida
Alternative liberal gender neutral names for Thanksgiving are: Thanks A Lot Day, Happy Share Your Lunch With an Immigrant Day, Gratitude and Tofu Gravy Day, Thank A Libtard Day, Give to the Poor, Disabled, Elderly, and Stranger Day, Kick a Republican in the Nuts Day.
After pardoning war criminals Trump got around to pardoning a turkey. Run, run, as fast as you can. You can’t catch me I’m on C-SPAN!
Meanwhile, Kellyanne Conjob is bullshitting the media with a straight face and they let her. “Run, run, as fast as you can. You can’t catch me, I’m Kellyanne!”
Run, run, as fast as you can! The Democrats are going to get us and they want to bust up the klan.
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