Sadistic Sociopath

Spike Dolomite
4 min readMay 20, 2020

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Trump was asked why it was OK for him to promote the use of hydroxychloroquine when he’s not a doctor. “Well, I’ve worked with doctors and if you look at the one survey, the only bad survey… It was a Trump enemy statement.”

Trump tried to sound smart, like he actually reads studies on hydroxychloroquine, but he ended up sounding like a depraved sociopath, as usual — “There was a false study done on people who were old and ready to die.” They were given the drug but were “obviously not friends of the administration.”

When asked about taking hydroxychloroquine himself he said, “It doesn’t seem to have any impact on me but it seems to be an extra line of defense and it is has gotten tremendous reviews.”

Tremendous reviews?

Seb Gorka is taking hydroxychloroquine, too. All the cool kids are doing it.

Trump says that the US having the most confirmed cases in the world is a badge of honor — “When we have a lot of cases, I don’t look at that as a bad thing, I look at that as, in a certain respect, as being a good thing. Because it means our testing is much better.”

Trump is terminating the deployment of the National Guard that has been working on the front lines of the Trump Plague one day before they would be eligible to receive retirement and college benefits because he loves the military so much.

Trump’s mental health is in rapid decline and in full public display on Twitter and camera, “We’re going after Virginia, with your crazy governor, we’re going after Virginia. They want to take your Second Amendment away. You’ll have nobody guarding your potatoes.”

Guns are needed to guard America’s potato supply.

Flori-duh’s MAGA governor fired the scientist in charge of the state’s coronavirus data because she wouldn’t lie about the real infection and death count.

The US Canadian border will continue to be closed at the request of Canada.

Trump didn’t like Nancy Pelosi’s comment about his morbid obesity. He called her mentally ill. In response, Nancy said she didn’t realize he was so sensitive about his weight. She said his words “weigh a ton.” Very punny, Nancy.

Moscow Mitch is pushing Obamagate. As the death toll rises from the Trump Plague, he stood on the Senate floor and actually said he was going to waste time going after Obama for old time’s sake. “Senate Republicans are taking steps to issue new subpoenas to a wide variety of Obama Administration officials.”

Senate Judiciary Chair Lindsey Graham said he’s going to time the wrap up of his investigation into the FBI’s investigation into the Russia investigation by September or October so he can release the damning report right before the election.

Trump held another televised cabinet meeting where all of the white men in attendance took turns praising him. Nobody was wearing a mask. Is that because macho men are too strong and invincible to need them or is Trump willing to sacrifice each one of them because he’s a sadistic sociopath? Pence gushed all over Trump and commended him for his “unprecedented action” and having “no higher priority than the safety and security of the American people.” Token black man, Ben Carson said, “Mr. President, you’ve been a champion for all Americans especially our low-income and minority communities.”

When a female reporter asked Trump why he hasn’t announced a plan to get 36 million Americans back to work he said, “I think we’ve announced a plan. We’re opening up our country. Just a rude person, you are.”

When commenting about the 93,000 people who have died from the coronavirus, Trump said “they were very old, almost dead.”

As dams break and Michigan floods, forcing people to evacuate, Trump tweeted this: Breaking: Michigan sends absentee ballots to 7.7 million people ahead of Primaries and the General Election. This was done illegally and without authorization by a rogue Secretary of State. I will ask to hold up funding to Michigan if they want to go down this Voter Fraud path!

The Secretary of State in Michigan sent out applications, not ballots, and this is a quid pro quo. I’ll do my job if you keep people from voting.

“93,000 Americans have died in the past 10 weeks. Each was someone’s mother, father, son or daughter. Almost all died alone. Few had a proper burial. None have been given proper recognition by our federal government — they’re dismissed as an inconvenience to reopening.” — Amy Siskind

Please don’t feed the sadistic sociopaths.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

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