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Spike Dolomite
4 min readSep 7, 2020

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Rudy Giuliani is out there accusing Joe Biden of running a crime family. The irony is lost on 40% of the country since Trump and his crime family are running the country. His is the most corrupt administration in history and he keeps getting away with it because the Republican party is in on his crimes and will do anything to maintain power, even if they have to commit crimes themselves. He tells people he’ll use his pardon powers if they get caught to keep them out of jail which is why so many Trump thugs have given Congress the finger and blown off subpoenas. His campaign manager is a felon. His deputy campaign manager is a felon. His national security advisor is a felon. His foreign policy advisor is a felon. His personal lawyer is a felon. His good buddy and life-long “advisor” is a felon. The US attorney general is the crime family mob boss attorney and still 40% of the country will vote for him anyway.

Trump is heading into the general election with the worst jobs numbers of any president since World War II. Businesses have closed and will never re-open again because he has blown up our economy and still 40% of the country will vote for him, even if they’ve lost their jobs or businesses.

Trump is responsible for thousands of people dying from a highly contagious virus that he made worse because he lied to help himself politically, withheld aid to blue states out of vengeance, and just plain doesn’t give a shit if people get sick and die and still 40% of the county will vote for him, even if they know people who have died.

Trump has contempt for anyone who has served in the military and regards them all as suckers and losers. He took a dump on their graves and still 40% of the country will vote for him.

Trump thinks that people who believe in God are gullible idiots. He is not only not a Christian, he isn’t even an atheist. He doesn’t believe in God not because it’s illogical, but because he’s a narcissistic pig who rejects the very idea that there is anything greater than he is and still 40% of the country will vote for him anyway.

Trump is an out and proud racist, incites violence, and has committed crimes against humanity and still 40% of the country will vote for him.

Trump is grossed out by anyone with a disability. He makes fun of the disabled and still 40% of the country will vote for him anyway, even if they have disabled friends and family members.

Trump has no respect for women. He has lusted after friends’ daughters, even his own daughters, ON CAMERA, has countless rape accusations, kept company with the most notorious pedophile and sex trafficker of all time, met his third wife (who did soft porn that which can easily be found on the internet) under sleazy circumstances and still 40% of the country will vote for him.

Trump is a total fraud, never wanted to be president in the first place and has no idea what he’s doing and still 40% of the country will vote for him anyway.

Trump is very needy and easily flattered. He wants to be liked by our adversaries so bad that he has compromised our national security. He admires dictators. Trump is indebted to Vladmir Putin and takes direction from him and still 40% of the country will vote for him anyway.

Trump doesn’t care what happens to the country. He doesn’t care about anybody, not even his own children. He only cares about himself and still 40% of the country will vote for him anyway.

Trump is an impeached president facing both federal and state investigations who could be arrested and indicted as soon as he steps outside of the White House on his last day so he is running for re-election and plans on holding power forever to avoid going to jail, with Putin’s help and advice, and still 40% of the country will vote for him anyway.

“We have an incompetent, criminal president who is more than willing to sacrifice the lives of the Americans he’s sworn to protect in order to keep a job he doesn’t even like because he’s terrified of being prosecuted and has figured out how to juice the office for profit.” — Jared Yates Sexton

What’s up with 40% of this country? We’re way past differences of opinion and ideologies when voting for president his year. Anybody who plans on voting for Trump at this point doesn’t have a “different point of view” politically. American morals and values are on the ballot. 40% of the country are voting for Trump because he shares theirs.

57 days until we get to vote.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns.

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