Shit Show

Spike Dolomite
4 min readAug 29, 2019

Trump didn’t tweet FAKE NEWS after MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell reported that an anonymous source told him that Russian oligarchs co-signed Trump’s loans at Deutsche Bank but he did have his attorneys send the network a letter demanding that Lawrence redact the story and apologize. He did but he only apologized for not going through a more rigorous vetting process. He never apologized for the content. He read the teleprompter while thinking the whole time, “what a shit show.”

MSNBC bows to Trump’s threat while Fox News puts out nonstop bullshit on a daily basis. They just make shit up, and it never apologizes. Vetting? Sourcing? Journalistic standards? To the FCC and courts, they’re in the entertainment business. To their market, they’re fair and balanced journalism. To everybody else they’re a shit show.

There were 49 people in the courtroom during the Deutsche Bank hearings. They all heard the same thing. Who is Trump going to sue next?

Justice Kennedy’s son was Trump’s personal banker at Deutsche Bank for 10 years. He funneled Russian money to Trump. Justice Kennedy suddenly and inexplicably stepped down from the Supreme Court which made room for Brett Kavanaugh whose 6 figure debt magically disappeared, paid for by an anonymous source. Was that anonymous source a Russian oligarch? Could it be the same Russian oligarch that co-signed the loans for Trump at Deutsche Bank that Lawrence O’Donnell was forced to redact from his reporting because it came from an anonymous source?

Trump should sue Lawrence O’Donnell! Sue him! Then Trump would have to testify. Talk about a shit show. We all want to see that.

Trump isn’t just mad at MSNBC. He’s mad at Fox News now, too.

Trump tweeted: I don’t want to Win for myself, I only want to Win for the people. The New @FoxNews is letting millions of GREAT people down! We have to start looking for a new News Outlet. Fox isn’t working for us anymore!

Trump is telling the MAGAs not to listen to Fox News because Fox isn’t as loyal as it used to be. If he loses Fox, he loses face and if he loses face he loses his base, and if he loses the base, he loses the Republicans party and if he loses the Republican party he’s up shit show creek.

Fox promotes and the GOP protects. It’s one big shit show. Everybody smoke pot.

One of the members of the Federal Election Commission just quit, leaving the FEC without a quorum which is just fine with Mitch McConnell because now he won’t let the Senate replace him. The FEC is the only federal agency that investigates election security issues. If they don’t have a quorum they can’t function through the 2020 election cycle and that’s great for cheating Republicans.

Another hurricane is moving through the Caribbean.

Trump tweeted: We are tracking closely tropical storm Dorian as it heads, as usual, to Puerto Rico. FEMA and all others are ready, and will do a great job. When they do, let them know it, and give them a big Thank You — Not like last time. That includes from the incompetent Mayor of San Juan!………. Puerto Rico is one of the most corrupt places on earth. Their political system is broken and their politicians are either Incompetent or Corrupt. Congress approved Billions of Dollars last time, more than anyplace else has ever gotten, and it is sent to Crooked Pols. No good!…. …And by the way, I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to Puerto Rico!

Before he tweeted how great FEMA has been to Puerto Rico, he pulled $155 million from FEMA for disaster relief to fund concentration camps at the border so he can detain 50,000 people at one time.

Trump announced that babies born to US military members and government employees working overseas will no longer automatically be considered United States citizens.

A bunch of babies born through artificial insemination grew up and found out that their biological fathers were the doctors who performed the procedure. Jerk offs. Trump doesn’t care as long as they were conceived in the country and everybody is white. Good DNA. Stellar DNA. The best. I could have been a doctor.

Tucker Carlson did a segment about how marijuana leads to violence. Since he or nobody who watches his show smoke pot, they wouldn’t know how hilarious that was because if pot leads to anything, it’s the couch, a bag of Doritos and a whole quart of ice cream.

Tucker Carlson has a shit show.

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Spike Dolomite

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