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The Republicans are positioning themselves to lay the blame of the government shutdown on the Democrats. The left won’t compromise and are playing politics with workers’ lives.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders said that 4,000 terrorists were caught at the border in 2018. The correct number is 0. The racist mouthpiece of the racist president is still drilling down.

The Department of Justice released a report a year ago that suggested a link between terrorism in the US and immigration but the report was false. DOJ concedes the error but it won’t retract or correct the document. It refuses to back down.

How many immigrants or Muslims have shot up a school?

Trump says he can use the military to seize people’s property to build a border wall because this is now a face down and my face has been on TV more than your face.

The Pentagon’s Chief of Staff, Kevin Sweeney, has stepped down. He can’t take it anymore.

“We are a few months away from ‘the wall has been completed and it is invisible’” — Ryan Lizza

Trump has single handedly destroyed the soybean market. China has found other suppliers. Putin says they’ve got plenty of soybeans for sale. Chickens, too. Putin has brought down American farmers.

E-verify is down because of the Trump shutdown. Employers can’t verify the immigration status of job seekers. Trump’s tantrum has been forcing people to work for the government without pay and now it’s keeping people from getting hired. He says he’s going to keep this up for months, maybe years. Nobody can work for free for months or years. They’ll all quit and then what, Mr. Negotiator? What’s your problem? Why take down food service workers, social workers, nurses, accountants, janitors, chemists, correctional officers, and office clerks? Why do you have to keep them down?

The new year starts off with a former senior Boeing executive, a DEFENSE CONTRACTOR, running the Department of Defense, a former coal lobbyist running the EPA, a former pharmaceutical lobbyist running Health and Human Services, and a former oil industry lobbyist running the Department of Interior. Trump, Putin and the Republicans are burning down the US government.

“All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach” — Adolph Hitler and Fox News

“Donald Trump and Cambridge Analytica didn’t figure out how to turn decent people into racist assholes; they figured out how to turn racist assholes into voters” — Cory Doctorow

A Yale psychiatrist says that the devotion to Trump is based on emotional patterns most people grow out of by age 5. The dumbest of the dumb live in America, hands down.

“There is a reason why large cities are typically Democrat and small towns are typically Republican. It’s because when people from all different beliefs, nationalities, ethnicities and races live in close contact with one another, they realize that deep down we are all the same.” — Ed Krassenstein

“The part that people don’t want to admit to is that conservatism has long ago faded from being a guiding principle for the white party. They’ve cultivated a straight white Christian only hierarchy and they’re completely content with that. With Trump, subtext has become text.” — Eli Yates

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Fellow conman, Jesus for Sale Jerry Falwell Jr., says he can’t imagine Trump doing anything that’s not good for the country. Get down, get down, woo! Get down, get down, woo!

Democratic Smackdown fun fact: House Judiciary Committee chairman Jerry Nadler has a long history of taking down Trump. He used to be an assemblyman in the 1980s and fought to keep Trump from building a 150 story building in his district. Trump hates him. Congressman Nadler is going to investigate Trump’s decision to fire attorney general Jeff Sessions. Break down, break down, woo! Break down, break down, woo!

Democrats, don’t back down!

Trump is at Camp David so we won’t be privy to a daily Twitter meltdown.

The grand jury for Bob Mueller has had its term extended. Bob Mueller is not slowing down.

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