Six Degrees of Separation

Trump signed a $2 trillion bill in a ceremony that included all Republicans standing shoulder to shoulder but 6 feet behind the spoiled petty vindictive sociopathic prick. Now he’s on TV bragging about it. It’s not known yet whether the Democrats weren’t invited or if they refused to go. Either way, the country would be best served if they all gave it to each other while standing there, shoulder to shoulder, 6 feet behind the prick who is personally responsible for the unnecessary spread of this virus and the deaths of countless Americans. He’s evil. And so are the Republicans. 6 degrees of separation.

Trump regime riddle: If Trump signs a bill and there isn’t anybody in the room except a bunch of scumbag Republicans who never tell the truth did he still sign it?

He gets to take credit for invoking the Defense Production Act to force General Motors (or is it Ford? He doesn’t know) to make ventilators which he should have done 2 weeks ago but didn’t because he’s a sadist who is getting revenge on New York.

“If your governor kissed the president’s ass enough, you just might be lucky enough to win this week’s Ventilator Sweepstakes!!!!” — Kevin M. Kruse

Yesterday Trump said he didn’t believe that New York needed 30,000 ventilators and wasn’t about to give them the 20,000 he has. He has been refusing to invoke the Defense Production Act because he gets off on making people suffer.

How many ventilators could all of Trump’s golf trips buy? 200,000.

A couple of hours ago, as Americans were dying at a record rate, Trump was tweeting about his approval rating: Thank you Byron. Many polls are much better than this. If it is the Fake News Washington Post, add 10 points.

Trump claims that unemployment numbers are not the fault of anybody in this country, especially not him.

“His lies go unaddressed. He abandons yesterday’s lies in favor of today’s lies. The only reason to keep listening to him is to catalogue the evidence of his crimes against the people, crimes that will need to be prosecuted beginning in January 2021.” — Glenn Kirschner

Dr. Deborah Birx ripped the liberal media a new one for creating hysteria about hospitals being faced with shortages of ventilators and falsely reporting that doctors will have to decide who gets resuscitated and who will be left to die. IT’S HAPPENING! Doctors are having to splice ventilator hoses to service 2 patients at once. Dr. Birx — Trump’s Spin Doctor.

Alabama’s governor declined to order a statewide shelter in place because his state is “not California.” His dumb ass state takes in $4 for every dollar it pays in in taxes and California pays out way more than it gets back. California is not a dumb ass state. The smartest people in the country live in California and Alabama better hope that all of the scientists and entrepreneurs don’t get sick and die so they can invent a vaccine for what’s left of Alabama in 3 weeks.

Speaking of governors, the dumb ass “president” spoke to a lot of them earlier today. “I would say maybe one person there was a little, tiny bit of a raising of a voice, a little wiseguy a little bit, but he’s usually a big wiseguy. Not so much anymore. We saw to it that he wouldn’t be so much anymore.” Besides the wiseguy that annoyed Trump, there’s a woman, Gretchen Whitmer. Trump has it in for her because she has asked repeatedly for help and criticized the federal government for its lack of preparedness and sluggish response to the pandemic. He said, “She is a new governor, and it’s not been pleasant. We’ve had a big problem with the young — a woman governor. You know who I’m talking about — from Michigan. We don’t like to see the complaints.”

Trump keeps blaming Obama for leaving him with a mess. It’s not true but even if it was, he’s had THREE YEARS TO FIX IT.

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has tested positive for the coronavirus.

Have all of the dirty Republicans who posed 6 feet behind Trump for a photo op today been tested? If not, will selling themselves out to stand 6 feet behind him amount to the next photo op being 6 feet under? 6 degrees of separation by death. Trump kills people.

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