Spike Dolomite
3 min readDec 28, 2020

The FBI has identified the guy who blew himself up in his RV in front of an AT&T center in downtown Nashville on Christmas morning. He was a white male boomer who bought into the conspiracy theory that 5G technology is spying on us. The guy is a domestic terrorist that destroyed buildings a block long and took out communication systems for nearly 200 miles and Trump, the Mr. Potter of Skanksville in “It’s A Demoralizing Life” hasn’t said a word about it.

When black communities take to the streets after the cops kill another one of their own MAGAs and Fox News focus on broken windows and equate all protesters with looters but when one of their own acts alone to blow up an entire block they commend him for not killing anybody. Sounds about white.

90% of domestic terrorist murders in 2019 were all done by right wing white nationalists.

“I love how quickly authorities were able to suggest that no one else was involved. If this guy was Muslim and happened to catch a taxi a week before that driver would be interrogated and have his life turned upside down for not knowing he transported a would-be suicide bomber.” — Ayman Mohyeldin
Trump the twat finally got around to signing the $900 billion relief bill last night even though he said he wouldn’t because he wanted everybody to get $2,000 instead of $600. He called the bill a disgrace but he signed it anyway. He sat on it for days then signed it anyway without it being changed. Typical Trump. All he did was create chaos and get everybody talking about him while he golfed. Skanky twat.

“Trump is such a wily negotiator, he took four days to get the exact same deal he previously rejected.” — Bryan Behar

Marco Rubio, the skanky Republican senator from Florida whose lips are orange from kissing Trump’s ass and fingers are charred from relentlessly tweeting out Bible passages, the skank who jumped ahead of health care workers to get the vaccine just tweeted: Dr. Fauci lied about masks in March. Dr. Fauci has been distorting the level of vaccination needed for herd immunity. It isn’t just him. Many in elite bubbles believe the American public doesn’t know “what’s good for them” so they need to be tricked into “doing the right thing.”

Marco Rubio speaks for all skanky Republicans. None of them care if we live or die.

Matt Gaetz, the skanky Republican congressman from Florida speaks for all Republicans, too. He tweeted: I’m not going back to yesterday’s Republican Party. THIS IS DONALD TRUMP’S PARTY!

Dr. Fauci and Joe Biden have both warned that the worst is yet to come because people have been so careless, egged on by Republican rhetoric. The spread is real. It is not, we repeat NOT, a conspiracy theory cooked up on the internet to control MAGA’s minds or make the skanky Republicans look bad. Don’t be a twat.

There are no more ICU beds available in Southern California. Doctors have been forced to choose who will get treated first based on their likelihood of survival. The skanks who defied doctors and scientists’ orders and partied their way through the holidays should all have to go to the back of the line when their turn comes but sadly, in America, the skanks always seem to come out on top.

It is now a felony in Illinois if skanky anti-maskers assault retail workers for asking them to put on a mask.

23 days until the skanks get spanked.

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