Staged Photo Ops

Spike Dolomite
4 min readAug 28, 2024

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Reindicted and it feels so good……..Trump has been indicted for a FIFTH time in Washington DC. Jack Smith pulled a Trump and did a little rebranding in the case that Trump’s buddy, Judge Aileen Cannon dismissed in Florida. The case that accused Trump of stealing classified secrets and possibly selling them to our enemies. Since the Supreme Court was poised to let that stand by claiming that Trump couldn’t be a criminal because he was president, Smith has come up with a work around where the 4 charges remain but the language has changed. The new grand jury says Trump isn’t protected by the Supreme Court’s immunity ruling. This resubmission was completed 3 days before the deadline. Jack the hammer.

Trump called Israeli Prime Minster Netanyahu and asked him not to agree to a cease fire with Hamas because it would help Kamala Harris’s campaign. This is huge. Trump should be INDICTED AGAIN. This is a violation of the Logan Act and should be investigated and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Trump went to Arlington National Cemetery and stood on top of the freshest graves to get a photo op with him doing his thumb up behind a tombstone, surrounded by groupies on the third anniversary of the Afghanistan withdrawal. It’s a very strict rule, and against the law, that politicians are not allowed to do this and for obvious good reasons. When cemetery staff confronted the Trump team about what they were doing and asked them to stop, his team attacked them. All they were doing was politely telling Trump and his gang that they couldn’t exploit not only the dead, but those who died for our country — the people Trump called “suckers” and “losers” while president, and now he’s standing on their graves, doing a thumb up for his campaign.

Trump is holding a special awards gala to honor the insurrectionists who attacked the Capitol on January 6. It will take place at his private club in New Jersey on January 5. Speakers will be Trump and Rudy Giuliani. Proceeds are supposedly going to go towards helping jailed insurrectionists pay for their legal bills. Attendees will get a chance to win a “Justice for All” Donald J. Trump and J6 Prison Choir plaque. 1,500 people have been charged with attacking the Capitol so far. Trump says he’ll pardon them all if elected. Trump’s probation officer should know about this. Convicted felons are legally prohibited from associating with other felons.

Trump just released a new picture book called, “Save America.” The cover of the book is the picture of him after his ear almost took a bullet for America. The cost is only $99.99 and Trump says you’re gonna love it.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. pulled out of the presidential race and endorsed Trump right away. As a reward, Trump made him and Tulsi Gabbard, a onetime Democrat and total kook, honorary co-chairs of his presidential transition team that will help him select policies and personnel. The campaign wasn’t weird enough so they brought RFK in?

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was a cocaine and heroin addict who had multiple affairs. Where is his laptop?

The Foo Fighters are suing Trump for using “My Hero” at his rallies. The campaign played it as RFK walked on stage to endorse Trump after throwing in the towel on his own campaign. Trump is RFK’s hero. Until they stop playing that song, the band will be donating all of the profits they receive on it to the Harris/Walz campaign.

QAnon was told that MAGAs would be getting JFK Jr but got RFK Jr instead. Good enough.

JD Vance’s campaign had him go into a donut shop for a little hometown conversation (on camera of course). When he told the donut lady who he was she replied, “Oh.” He either has an inept team who would put him in that situation without checking the donut shop out first or somebody inside his campaign did it on purpose to make him look like an ass.

The Trump campaign orchestrated the most awkward, cringey, staged photo op in weeks. In Asheboro, North Carolina, Trump’s campaign had him step away from bulletproof glass at a MAGA rally during his speech to hug a woman (paid actress?) in need of medical care. It was his first outdoor event since the “assassination attempt.” They copied Tim Walz who had stopped talking at one of his campaign events to check on a woman who was having trouble. The irony of staging a similar event is that Trump is famous for getting off on making people suffer plus he doesn’t hug people. He hates them.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

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