Stooges
Trump is testifying in civil court right now and the judge is pissed. He warned Trump’s attorneys that if they can’t control him in the courtroom then he will. He suggested they have a little chat with him because “this is not a political rally.” At break, Trump pantomimed zipping his lips when the press asked him what happened in there. He has reporters trained to stand outside of the courtroom to wait for him during breaks so he can make statements that will hopefully make news so he can keep people talking about him.
Trump has never stood before a bunch of cameras and kept his mouth shut. NOT EVER.
One of his attorneys, Chris Kise, is ruining his good reputation by “representing” Trump. Trump doesn’t have a defense, all he’s got is his usual strategy - deflect, attack and delay. Kise has been going after the law clerk for doing her job. Kise doesn’t have any evidence or expert witnesses to make their case. He’s throwing himself on the funeral pyre of Trump’s fake business empire.
The other attorney, cut rate Fox News talking head Alina Habba, stood up and told the judge he was there to listen to whatever Trump had to say. The judge yelled at her and reminded her that Trump was there to answer questions. “I am not here to hear what he has to say! SIT DOWN!”. Then Trump the idiot said straight into the mic, “This is a very, very unfair trial, and I hope the public is watching.” Oh oh oh oh oh. What an idiot.
Trump, Kise, and Habba — the Three Stooges.
Trump rants on the stand like he posts on Truth Social. He accused AG Letitia James of doing all of this to help her run for governor. Then he said of Judge Engeron, “He ruled against me without knowing anything about me. He called me a fraud!” The judge let him rant for a bit and then the state attorney asked Trump if he was done.
“Done!” Trump snapped.
Trump is done alright. What a stooge.
The Trump Organization is nothing more than Trump as the phony, wimpy, wizard working the controls behind the curtain. He runs the whole thing. Three stooges Junior, Bleeding Gums Eric, and Ivanka are nothing more than place holders. They’ve signed where they’ve been told to sign. They’re not lying when they say they don’t know what they’re looking at. The only thing that’s hard about running the Trump Organization is keeping track of all of their lies.
When Trump was shown a 2021 financial statement and asked about it, he it didn’t mean much to him because he was busy being president at the time, dealing with Russia and China and keeping America safe. An attorney for the state had to be remind him that he wasn’t president in 2021.
A couple of weeks ago Trump was doing a MAGA rally in Iowa and got the name of the city he was in wrong. Somebody leapt on stage and whispered in his ear, “You’re in Sioux City, Mr. President.”
Mark Meadows’s book publisher is suing him for lying throughout his book. Meadows claimed that the election had been “stolen and rigged” with the assistance of the “liberal media” and that Trump was the true winner of the 2020 election. The publisher wants the $350,000 advance back that they paid him plus $600,000 in additional damages because now they can’t sell the book. After the news broke on October 24 that Meadows was cooperating with prosecutors, sales bottomed out and the book only sold 60,000 copies. The company based the advance it paid to Meadows on anticipated sales of at least 200,000 copies. They’re suing for another $1 million in reputational damages because getting involved with him has turned literary agents and authors against them. They want a jury trial. That should redeem them.
Former Arizona Congressman Trent Franks, the weirdo Republican who resigned in 2017 after two female staffers said he offered them money in exchange for donating their uteruses to be his sperm receptacles so they could carry his baby, announced he is running for his old congressional seat again because why not? The House just voted not to expel George Santos, a majority of Republican members voted to overturn the 2020 election and some were actual participants in the insurrection, and the Speaker is a total freak. Now would be the perfect time to go back in the game!
