Stop and Tell on the Poses

Trump says Ukraine is a partisan witch hunt (the whistleblower must be a Democrat) and Lindsey Graham says they know who the whistleblower is and that they will be stopped and prosecuted. Stop and smell the roses, you double crosser because where you’re going there won’t be anything to smell except your cell mate’s ass. “I think anyone would know that you can’t snitch on the president of the United States and think you’re going to get away with that. This person’s going to prison.” Lindsey Graham would never snitch on the president because the president is bribing him too.

The whistleblower has guts.

Trump asked the newly elected Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky 8 times in a single phone call to investigate Joe Biden and his son, Hunter. The strategy is that if Trump and Putin can get the media talking about Joe Biden and Ukraine then they can do a repeat of Hillary’s emails and Trump will win again in 2020. Only the whistleblower foiled the plan because Hillary’s Emails Part 2 wasn’t supposed to happen until after Joe Biden won the primary and became the Democratic nominee. Stop! Go back! That’s not in the plan!

When a reporter asked Trump what he discussed with the president of Ukraine he said, “It doesn’t matter what I discussed. Someone ought to look into Joe Biden.”

A rose is a rose is a rose is a rose. Trump is a Trump is a Trump is a Trump.

Trump’s planned attack on one of Joe Biden’s two living children (his wife and baby daughter were killed in a car accident and another son, Beau, died of a brain tumor 4 years ago) reveals how brutish, vicious, and callous Trump is and always has been and why so many people don’t dare go up against him. He will go lower than low to win and will stop at nothing to destroy his rivals. This is a cruel hit on Joe Biden’s son, Hunter. He’s going to set him up and drag his dad Joe into the gutter.

Wait. Stop! Trump wants the business dealings of a politician’s son investigated?

Trump plans on meeting Ukrainian President Zelensky at the United Nations even though we all know that the president of the United States is using his power to extort another country for personal gain. In your face, whistleblower! In your face, Congress! In your face, America! What are you gonna do, STOP ME?

Trump is using government resources to go after a political opponent and is sending our troops into harm’s way to make money for himself. What are you gonna do about it, STOP ME?

Nobody is going to stop him. Nobody has ever stopped him.

The Dems are playing by the rules and Trump and the Republicans play by no rules at all. They must be stopped.

Trump has hit Iran with sanctions - “We have just sanctioned the Iranian National Bank — that is their central banking system — and it’s going to be at the highest level of sanctions.” You’re welcome, Saudi Arabia.

Trump is sending troops to Saudi Arabia, per the Kingdom’s request. Looks like the Saudis bought a few more condos.

Troops in Saudi Arabia is one of the reasons Bin Laden attacked us on 9/11. Why are we sending troops in to a country that attacked us and killed a journalist, an American permanent resident, and then dismembered him with a bone saw? Because there is no more “we.” It’s only Trump.

He must be stopped.

The MAGAs should be happy. This is their big chance to kill lots of people with their AR-15s that they’ve been showing off at the grocery store while demonstrating their loyalty to King Trump at the same time! Right? RIGHT? Sign up for the military! Go to Saudia Arabia! The Saudis need you. TRUMP needs you.

Don’t try and stop them. Let them go. For the good of the country.

Trump’s Israeli counterpart, Prime Minister Netanyahu, is going to be indicted for bribery and fraud. Trump should be next if Congress would just hurry up and stop him.

There was a climate change march all around the world yesterday led by 16 year old Greta Thunbergand from Sweden. Millions of students took to the streets to tell world leaders to STOP IT. Don’t wait for or even ask the kids to fix the disaster the planet is in. FIX IT NOW. There is not much time left.

Fox and Friends made fun of Greta and the school kids and called them Godless — “Climate change is a religious belief for people who think they’re too smart for religion. They have forgotten about God, so they’re worshiping the environment instead.”

While we’re stopping Trump, the Republicans, Putin, and climate change, let’s stop Fox too because fuck them. Fuck them all.

Here, have a rose.

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