Straight Up
Trump is building a master data base on every citizen. He is collecting contact information, tax payment history, employment history, health history, and more. He’s doing this to track and persecute people. He has hired a data analysis company, Palantir Technologies, which was founded by super MAGA Peter Thiel. Straight up Nazi shit. This is not supposed to happen in a free society.
133,000 migrant kids have had their DNA collected and stored in a criminal data base.
By terminating 80% of USAID grants, a global health professor at BU estimates that 300,000 people have died, mostly children. Straight up barbaric.
ICE raids are traumatic and ongoing — wives and husbands are being taken from families in front of their kids. The more hostile and frightening, the better as far as the government is concerned. They want the word to get out that the feds are coming for you, and things will be bad. Straight up tyrannical.
A woman who has been in the country legally for 50 years was detained by ICE back in February when she was coming back from visiting family in the Philippines. She was released a week ago and said she went through hell. “It was horrific. It was awful, it is crowded — super crowded.”
Anybody applying for a job in the federal government will be asked about their favorite Trump policies and executive orders. They’ll need to prove they’re loyal to Trump immediately. Christian nationalists will be preferred over all others. Straight up not American.
Federal officials from the Department of Homeland Security barged into Congressman Jerry Nadler’s office and handcuffed a staffer without cause. It’s an intimidation tactic that Trump is using against non-citizens and citizens alike.
Jerry Nadler fun fact: Trump has had it in for Jerry Nadler for decades — Trump has bad history with Nadler because Nadler was a congressman in New York who has always fought Trump. Now Nadler is on Trump’s list.
Trump is personally suing multiple television channels that have criticized him. After that he’s going to go after their broadcast licenses. Straight up Nazi shit.
A half a million immigrants who are in the country legally could get deported thanks to the Supreme Court. Temporary legal statuses are being revoked from Cubans, Haitians, Venezuelans and Nicaraguans.
Elon Musk was on drugs while courting Trump and pilfering our data. He told people he was taking so much ketamine that it was affecting his bladder. He took psychedelics like Ecstasy and mushrooms and traveled with a pillbox with at least 20 different pills, including Adderall. He’s really mad that the New York Times reported this. Straight up lunatic ruling the world high as fuck with a chain saw.
Elon Musk stayed in government long enough to get our data and make more and more money because being the richest man in the universe is not enough. His last appearance was in the Oval Office and he dressed in black — black jeans with a black blazer, black t-shirt with a Godfather logo that read “Dogefather” and a solid black hat that had DOGE spelled out in black letters. He had a bruise on his right eye and appeared to be really high. When asked about his black eye he said his 5 year old kid, X, hit him in the face after he told him to do it.
Musk promised a $1 trillion savings on waste, fraud and abuse. He delivered $9 billion and took way more than that. Straight up waste and abuse.
Senator Joni Ernst did a town hall in her home state of Iowa. When her constituents complained that her supporting cuts to Medicaid would kill them she told them, “we all are going to die, for heaven’s sakes.” Republicans are going to do whatever they want because we’ll all be dead soon enough anyway. Straight up.
Oklahoma schools will be teaching the Republican version of January 6 as fact.
An appeals court reinstated tariffs for Trump after a lower court said they were illegal.
Trump said he doesn’t have any sympathy for “vicious” Joe Biden after his cancer diagnosis and doesn’t think anybody else should either. Straight up POS.
Trump posted a black and white photo of himself walking all tought with the caption, “He’s on a mission from God.” Straight up delusional.
Trump posted a new conspiracy theory that Joe Biden is not real. He was executed in 2020 and was replaced with a robotic drone. Straight up 25th amendment shit.
It’s Pride month. Let’s see how Trump and the Republicans will straight up it.
