Stricken Chicken
Trump is pissed at his lawyers because they aren’t being tough enough.
One of Michael Cohen’s tweets, in which he referred to Trump as “Von Shitzinpantz” was read aloud in court. Trump tried to get that stricken from the official court record but was denied. Stricken chicken.
A recording was played in court of Trump having a conversation with Michael Cohen before the election in which Cohen tells Trump that he spoke to Allen Weisselberg about how to set up the shell company to pay off Stormy Daniels and Trump said, “I hope this goes away quickly” (both Cohen and Weisselberg have gone to jail for Trump already.) Keith Davidson, the lawyer who once represented Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal, took the stand and answered questions about side deals, fake names, payoffs, and former denials. He said Michael Cohen called him in December and was mad about Trump not taking him to Washington after all he did for him — “More than you know and he never repaid me the $130,000.” The editor of the National Enquirer, Dylan Howard, received a text from Davidson on election night that read, “What have we done.” When asked to explain what he meant by that he replied, “Our activities may have in some way assisted the presidential campaign of Donald Trump.” Dylan Howard’s response text read, “Oh my God.”
Trump has been boasting about how he’ll testify during the trial but now he’s chickening out, to nobody’s surprise, claiming that he can’t because of the gag order. The judge corrected him this morning and reminded him that the court order is for Trump to keep his big mouth shut and not attack or intimidate witnesses or jurors. If he doesn’t plan on doing that on the witness stand he can testify. The big chicken isn’t going to testify. He was never going to testify. He’s boneless, skinless chicken, the stuff liberals eat when they want to shed a few.
Trump confirmed that he told the Secret Service to take him to the Capitol on January 6 during his MAGA speech in Wisconsin on his day off from court but they refused. He also reiterated that on day one of his next term he will restore and expand his Muslim ban. He got interrupted by a heckler. The big chicken told the heckler to go home to his mom.
Why did the big chicken cross the road? To run away from the hooker, um heckler.
In an interview with the Milwaukee Sentinel Trump said he will refuse the results of the 2024 election if he loses. He wants a sequel to January 6. He could have a problem. All of the extras he casted for the original January 6 have taken their funky chicken suits and their red hats and gone home. He can’t get them back on set. The NYPD has a place for them to gather and do their chicken dance for Trump outside of the courthouse but they haven’t shown up.
Trump Media’s accounting firm, BF Borgers, has been charged with widespread fraud impacting more than 1,500 filings.
8 years ago today, Lindsey Graham posted, “If we nominate Trump we will get destroyed….. and we will deserve it.” He was right. Prophetic or concessional? Chicken shit.
Speaking of chickens, remember when Sarah Huckabee Sanders got thrown out of the Red Hen Restaurant for being a hater? She could be taking the witness stand to answer questions about her working on the Stormy Daniels scheme while working for the American people in the White House.
While Trump is busy sleeping through his first criminal trial, President Biden has been busy being president and running for re-election. He got weed downgraded to a third class federal offense, a small step towards federal decriminalization. He pardoned 11 people and commuted the sentences of 5 people who were convicted of non-violent drug offenses (Trump pardoned people who helped him commit crimes). He also approved ANOTHER cancellation of student loan debt — more than $6.1 billion for 317,000 borrowers who had attended The Art Institute, a now-defunct network of for-profit colleges. He changed the HHS rules to allow DREAMers (DACA recipients) to apply for health insurance coverage under the Affordable Care Act for the first time. He also broke ground on the first high-speed rail in America. 10,000 construction jobs will be created in the 4 years it will take to build the train and 1,000 permanent jobs will be created after it’s built to run and maintain it.
Back to the trial and the sleeping farting chicken in the diaper — Hope Hicks has taken the stand. She hasn’t talked to Trump since she testified before the Select Committee about January 6. She told prosecutors that as his campaign press secretary she saw him every day and that he directed every aspect of messaging. “We were all just following his lead.” Like chickens with their heads cut off.
