Stupid Son of a Bitch
Peter Doocy, the Fox White House “reporter” who got his job out of nepotism as he is the son of one of the Fox and Friends hosts, is famous for asking stupid questions and wasting valuable time, all of the time. As members of the press were being ushered out of the room after President Biden finished a press conference, he yelled out something about inflation being a liability ahead of the mid terms. Biden was still standing at the podium and mumbled, “Stupid son of a bitch.” The mic was still on. Right wing nuts went nuts. Fox proclaimed — “POTTY MOUTH: Raging Biden curses out Fox News’ Peter Doocy as he takes his bitterness towards the press to a new level.”
Fox never “covered” Trump’s press secretaries out right lying to reporters every day or refusing to have press conferences at all. Trump would do his own daily press conferences for stretches at a time to feed his narcissistic supply and repeat his lies then they would dutifully cover him ad nauseam. He’d throw reporters out and insult them knowing full well the mic was on. Some of them received death threats from his delusional cult followers and had to hire security based upon the stupid stuff that son of a bitch said.
Speaking of nepotism and kids getting jobs that let them get away with saying stupid shit without consequence, Meghan McCain’s dad didn’t think much of Mr Oopsy Doopsy Doozy Doocy either. Peter Doocy’s stupidity used to be bi-partisan. When Doocy asked John McCain on camera if he will ever vote with Trump, McCain got pissed off and said, “Why would you say something that stupid? Why would you ask something that dumb? You mean I’ll block everything because of a personal disagreement? That’s a dumb question.”
Right wingers are flipping out over Biden’s unpresidential behavior. Let’s go Brandon!
Let’s go Oopsy Doopsy Doozy Doocy!
Biden didn’t do what Trump did and call Doocy “fake news” even though HE IS!
Biden called Doocy at the end of the day to say he was sorry, something Trump would never do.
“I can’t believe Biden would mock Peter Doocy’s disability like that.” — Some guy on Twitter
“Biden rarely drops curses, but when he does it’s a Doocy.” — George Takei
Calling Fox’s stupid son of a bitch a “stupid son of a bitch” will surely help Biden’s approval rating.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: Trump cussed all the time from the podium because he’s a stupid son of a bitch.
Speaking of stupid sons of bitches, Sarah Palin’s defamation case against the New York Times was supposed to start this week in the SDNY but it’s been delayed until February 3 because she’s got covid AGAIN. She’s unvaccinated. Stupid idiot said she’d get vaccinated “over my dead body.” Who knows how many others she infected while dining out in New York? Since you have to show proof of vaccination to enter a restaurant in New York that means she either showed a fake vaccine card or she’s lying about being vaccinated.
Republican Congressman Kevin McCarthy says he’ll strip Democrats of all of their committee assignments if the GOP wins the House. Stupid son of a bitch.
Stupid son of a bitch Matt Gaetz said that when the Republicans take power they should do away with the seniority system for choosing committee chairs and pick people like himself, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert and Madison Cawthorn, all of them the stupidest of the stupid sons of bitches.
Newt Gingrich said that people serving on the Select Committee are going to go to jail if Republicans take over Congress after the next election. Newt Gingrich is a son of a bitch, but he’s not stupid.
Bill Barr has been talking to the Select Committee about what he knows about the coup. Nothing has leaked. He may have information that confirms Trump’s guilt but Bill Barr is no hero. He lied to Congress under oath, destroyed the DOJ, served as Trump’s personal attorney, and sabotaged the Mueller report. Even if he wasn’t part of planning the coup, he played a major role in destroying democracy and elevating Trump to dictator status. Bill Barr is a corrupt son of a bitch, but he’s not stupid.
The coup failed because everybody involved was too stupid. Next time it could succeed if everybody is smart.
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