Sunday Morning in Amerikkka
America woke up to another mass shooting in another city famous for a cop shooting another black man. 5 people were shot and 3 were killed in a bar in Kenosha, Wisconsin. Booze and guns don’t mix.
It’s Sunday morning in Amerikkka where those who identify as Christians worship their guns. Jesus in name only. Which is pretty vain but since they’re not real Christians they won’t ever have to answer for that.
Meanwhile, Attorney General Merrick Garland, who is Jewish, is attending a church service in Tulsa, Oklahoma this morning before going on a walking tour of the Greenwood District/Black Wall Street where America’s worst race massacre happened 100 years ago but kids don’t learn about it in history class because African American history is not taught in America’s schools.
Joe Biden went golfing for the first time at a course near his house yesterday with his late son’s father in law and one of his White House counselors. Today he’ll go to mass like he does every Sunday. When he mentions Jesus’s name, it’s never in vain and never at work.
A lunatic in Flori-duh has been arrested for threatening to kill Kamala Harris.
News is developing that the cop who shot a student at a high school in Tennessee did not get shot at first. The police are refusing to release the body cam footage.
Protests are ongoing in Brooklyn Center, Minnesota after the Daunte Wright murder. Cops have been macing members of the press so a federal judge issued a temporary restraining order prohibiting them from arresting journalists or using force against them, including flash-bang grenades and pepper spray, unless they know they committed a crime.
At least 4 of the 8 employees who were killed during the FedEx mass shooting in Indianapolis were members of the Sikh community.
Mass shooters have chosen semi-automatic assault rifles as their weapon of choice because they can kill a lot of people all at once in very short amount of time and that is why they should be ILLEGAL.
There have been 150 mass shootings this year, an average of one a day. Certainly way more cases than voter fraud but the Republicans are laser focused on wiping out voter fraud which they insist is happening in Biblical proportions without any evidence at all. They could really give a shit about mass shootings every day.
The Whites Only Republican caucus idea went over like an uzi in a spiked punch bowl at a church dance in Arkansas. Paul Gosar and Marjorie Taylor Greene have changed their minds and won’t be starting their new club officially, but everybody is still invited to the dance.
Congressman Ted Lieu told his colleagues Marjorie Taylor Greene and Paul Gosar to “take your nativist crap and shove it.”
White supremacists (aka Republicans) are raising a lot of money right now because white supremacists are donating to their campaigns. Their money is dark, dark, white washed money.
Republicans who write books make the best sellers list without anybody actually reading their books because the RNC buys them in bulk and gives them away as door prizes at their whites only events.
The Republicans love to say they’re the Party of Lincoln. No they’re not. They’re the party boys of the John Wilkes Booth Club. Pass the punch!
A couple of months ago a pastor in Texas was shot and killed with his own gun after a he walked in on a criminal running from the cops hiding in his church. The bad guy took the good guy’s gun from him and shot him dead in his own church. Guns and God don’t mix.
Republicans are having their come to Jesus moment. What will they ask for? More of the same, or redemption? Ha ha ha ha ha. We all know the answer to that great mystery of the universe. The Republicans killed Christianity like they killed Lincoln. They pack a mean punch. Ruthless, Godless bastards.
“The real story of the Trump presidency is this: The right’s media-entertainment complex swallowed the conservative movement and evangelical Christianity entirely and vomited back just one “value” — soul destroying terminal nationwide selfishness.” — Frank Schaeffer
The Republican Party is no longer a political party and they need to be referenced that way whenever reporting on or talking about them.
“The modern Republican Party is really a retrograde cult. They defund education, suppress votes, worship Trump, slash the safety net, discriminate against every not white, male and Christian. Yet news organizations cling to the notion they still have principles.” — Daryl Sturgis
Imagine waking up in a world without Republicans, Republican Jesus or guns.
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