Super Tuesday
15 states have their primary elections today. Forget the polls. The number of MAGAs who don’t vote for Trump after voting for him in 2016 and 2020 and the number of Democrats who show up and vote for Biden to make a statement will tell us a lot. Forget the stupid polls.
During a man in the street interview in North Carolina a MAGA said he’d never vote for Nikki Haley or any woman because “they don’t have any balls to scratch.” Women are supposed to stay home and have babies and take care of the house.
During a woman in a diner booth interview in Texas, a MAGA woman without balls to scratch said, “I wouldn’t vote for a woman, and especially Nikki Haley…she’s probably menopausal.”
Speaking of menopausal, if you follow the Republicans’ logic of women and personhood, if a woman can no longer bear children is she no longer considered human? Should they just send women of a certain age out to pasture with the cows and hope they run into balls to scratch so they don’t starve to death?
Republicans are in a pickle now with IVF. Which embryo is an actual human being? The one in the human incubator or the one in the freezer? And what about embryos not conceived by married Christians? What should be done about them? What if the ovum came from a lesbian and the sperm came from an anonymous student, a registered Democrat, who was hard up for cash and decided to donate sperm for beer money? Is that embryo a person?
If you put a baby in the freezer it will die.
France became the first country in the world to enshrine abortion in its constitution. Abortion isn’t about killing babies in France. It’s about personhood and freedom for women.
Measles has made a comeback in Florida because the state is as red as the blisters on MAGA skin.
A 28 year old man in Texas, Deon Williams, was sentenced to 40 years in prison for repeatedly raping an 11 year old girl after her family went to sleep at night. He was a close friend of the family and was a guest in their home on many occasions. He told her he’d kill her if she told. She ended up getting pregnant and because she is a victim of Texas anti-abortion laws, she had the baby and put it up for adoption. Babies are forced to give birth to babies in Texas.
Speaking of Texas, the lieutenant governor of Texas, Dan Patrick, said on TV that Obama is part of the deep state and is going to get Biden removed so Michelle Obama can be put in his place. He wants professors to lose tenure if they teach Critical Race Theory. On immigration, he says Texas has the right to control its own border (it doesn’t). He’s all for rounding up immigrants and deporting them the hell out of Texas. “We’re gonna put them on planes, we’re gonna put them on trains, we’re gonna put them on buses. We’re gonna do whatever we can. We’re gonna get them out of Texas.”
Trump is promising mass deportations on day one and vows to immunize local police so they can’t be prosecuted if they hurt or kill anybody while rounding the sub-humans up.
Trump’s daughter in law, Lara Trump, who Trump could never have picked out of a line up before she started saying nice things about him on TV, says when she becomes co-chair of the Republican Party that anyone who doesn’t support Trump and MAGA will be told to leave the party.
Trump’s former CFO, Allen Weisselberg, is headed back to jail after pleading guilty to 2 charges of perjury for lying again during depositions and testimony about Trump.
Trump has a couple of days to put up a $91 million bond to appeal the E. Jean Carroll case or she can start going after his assets.
It’s groovy Tuesday, everybody. Tacos for everyone! Republicans can scratch their balls with theirs.
