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Well, just as expected — Trump and his gang of thieves have never heard of any of the people who have been (or will be) questioned or arrested.

It was quite a sight, watching Trump kiss up to the media so they’d cover his really big and great and tremendous tax plan which should be signed by Thanksgiving. It’s the biggest tax event in the history of our country — write that. Democrats are going to like it. Write that, too. We’re simplifying it greatly. Don’t forget to write that.

I’ve gotten rid of more regulations in 9 months than any president has done their entire term. I’m fantastic. I’m telling you, this is just the beginning — more relief is coming. Regulations are just horrible for our country.

Some big companies are going to move back to the US — big announcements coming soon. $4 trillion is coming back to our country. I think it will be more than $4 trillion actually. This is going to be huge because of me because I’m the greatest president in the history of the world. I’m really, really great.

While you’re here, you might as well write that the Republicans love the budget and that Democrats want to raise taxes and create obstruction. Now get out of here.

Questions about Paul Manafort and George Papadopoulos? GET OUTTA HERE.

After he tried faking the press out that he was some sort of reputable guy who knew what he was doing, he had business leaders go around the table and praise him in front of the media. One of the guys who would be benefitting from Trump’s tax plan invoked Ronald Reagan and then said, “I’m tired of paying the other guy’s taxes.”

Sarah Huckabee Sanders reiterated that their tax plan is the greatest thing ever, that the media is a bunch of trouble makers and nobody knows anything about anybody who may have lied to the FBI. George Papadopoulos? He was just a lowly coffee guy, an errand boy, one of those volunteers that puts campaign signs up on lawns. We don’t even know him. Paul Manafort is just an acquaintance who may have lived in Trump Tower we don’t know.

On her way out the door, Sarah dumped this one on reporters: “The president was briefed in a pretty widely publicized meeting in January. Later that day, he said he received the intelligence briefing and said he believed Russia was behind the hacks.” Thanks a lot folks! You’ve been great! I’m here all week and don’t forget to tip the staffers on your way out!

General Kelly should stop talking. Sarah Huckabee Sanders has to cover for him now too. He said that the Civil War started because people refused to compromise. When reporters asked about Kelly defending Robert E. Lee she said, “Look, all of our leaders have flaws, that doesn’t diminish their contributions to our country.” Which country?

Sean Hannity gave the most important monologue of his life, according to him. This is a witch hunt and why aren’t they talking about Hillary? Very important stuff, if you’re crazy.

A terrorist drove into a crowd of tourists in New York, killing 8. Lucky for Trump, he got a lot of media attention. He is a terrorist but he got called one right away because he’s middle eastern. The terrorist who shot 600 people in Vegas a few weeks ago was not called a terrorist because he was white. He was just mentally ill. There had to have been a reason why he shot 600 people, and that reason cannot be guns.

Sam Clovis won’t get to be the USDA’s top scientist not because he’s not a scientist and doesn’t know the first thing about agriculture (he’s not a scientist and he doesn’t know the first thing about agriculture — he’s a radio talk show host from Iowa). No, he’s going to get passed over because he is being interrogated by Mueller’s team for his dealings with George Papadopoulos, who he recruited for the campaign. So now Trump doesn’t know Sam Clovis either.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Before Sam Clovis was hired by Trump, he hated Trump’s guts on the radio.

Sam Clovis doesn’t have any more foreign policy experience than George Papadopoulos. This was a rag tag team of bumbling stooges who took the job because nobody else would.

Hillary went as president for Halloween. She thought people would get a kick out of her costume but all it did was bum everybody out.