Target Practice

Yesterday was President’s Day. Kids stayed home from school to celebrate 44 presidents.

Trump celebrated himself on President’s Day by golfing. He golfed while 15 year old Luke Hoyer, who was shot and killed by a 19 year old with an AR-15 along with 16 other people while they were supposed to be safe at school, was being laid in the ground 50 minutes away. He couldn’t be bothered with attending the funeral. He had to golf.

This was the 18th school shooting this year. It’s mid-February.

Trump did manage to find the time, however, to do a photo op with doctors who treated the shooting victims. He gave his signature thumbs up and then he and the Third Lady were whisked away to attend a fake Studio 54 party at their private club nearby.

That fucker blamed the shooting on mental illness after signing a bill that cut funding for mental health services. Thumbs down, you douche.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Senator Aw-Shucks Chuck Grassley from Iowa said, “Golly gee, it’s too bad the FBI didn’t do a background check on the shooter.” He alone sponsored a bill to let mentally ill people buy guns and Trump signed it. Thoughts and prayers! Thoughts and prayers!

NRA ass kissers Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell say it’s too soon to be talking about gun legislation. Let the poor families grieve. Don’t politicize this horrible tragedy. Thoughts and prayers! Thoughts and prayers!

The NRA donates to Republicans. They don’t like Democrats because Democrats don’t like them.

Trump accused the FBI of failing to stop the Florida shooter because they were spending too much time investigating the fake collusion between him and the Russians.

Miami went on with its huge gun show 3 days after the Parkland shooting because the show must go on!

The governor of Florida made is possible for the shooter, a high school kid, to buy an AR-15 with extra magazines, a gas mask and a smoke grenade. But he can’t buy beer. The shooter is too young to buy beer.

It took less than 10 minutes for the shooter to kill 17 people.

New York Times conservative talking head, David Brooks, would like everybody to calm down and show some respect for gun owners.

Faux News conservative talking head, Tomi Lahren, said now is not the time to be talking about taking people’s rights away. “Thoughts and prayers might seem laughable to some of you. But maybe, just maybe, more Jesus, more God, more prayer and more compassion is what we are missing.”

Americans can’t take much more of this stress. Rosie O’Donnell has shingles.

If Hillary had won, Rosie wouldn’t have shingles.

It’s Black History Month. Tamir Rice was a 12 year old kid playing with a gun in a public park. The cops shot him because he was black. They called him a thug. The shooter this week who killed 17 people in a high school with a real AR-15 that he purchased legally was an adult but they called him a mentally unstable child, a lost boy, because he was white.

He is not a lost boy. He’s a home grown, white supremacist terrorist who hung out with other home grown white supremacist terrorists. We are far more likely to be killed by one of them than by ISIS or MS 13 gang members from across the border, but politicians won’t call them terrorists, because they’re white.

Fox News wants to know — why is The Left so focused on guns?

Fox News viewers want those high school kids to shut up about guns. They’re probably getting paid anyway. Guns don’t kill people, lost boys kill people.

BS on mental illness. BS on the Second Amendment. BS on lost boys. It’s guns. IT’S GUNS. It’s always been about guns.

The day of reckoning is here, Wild West America. The nation’s youth is calling BS. High school students who have never known a world without gun drills and the threat of gun violence at school have had it. Your days are numbered, NRA, Republicans and gun nuts. They’ll all be old enough to vote in 2020. But for now, they’re leading the charge for gun control NOW. It’s target practice time, America. The mid-terms are coming up. The kids of America are calling on everyone 18 and over to register to vote to remove any politician who takes any money from the NRA by voting them out in November.

Thoughts and prayers! Thoughts and prayers! Pull!

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