That’s a First

Rush Limbaugh said that the New Zealand shootings could be a false flag attack committed by a liberal to smear conservatives. “There’s an ongoing theory that the shooter himself may in fact be a leftist who writes the manifesto and then goes out and performs the deed purposely to smear his political enemies.” Ya right, Rush. After liberals are done ripping babies from wombs they go out and commit mass murder with the guns that they love so much (everybody knows how much liberals love their guns) just so they can blame Trump. Saying shit like this is not the first for Rush Limbaugh. He’s been saying crazy crap like this for decades, talking into the ears of crazy angry white nationalist males day after day after day after day, week after week after week after week, month after month after month after month, year after year after year after year.

When asked if he thought there was a rise in white nationalism, Trump lied and said no. That’s not a first. He lies every time he opens his big fat ugly mouth.

“Violent white nationalists think Trump is a white nationalist” Judd Legum

New Zealand says that’s it — no more automatic assault rifles. Not so in America. Here we have the NRA pushing for more guns after every mass shooting and legislators like Andrew McDaniel, a Republican in Missouri, who wrote a bill mandating that every resident own at least one AR-15. House Bill №1108, the “McDaniel Militia Act.” That’s a first and if we don’t stop these lunatics at the ballot box there will be more.

Trump defied Congress and vetoed the national emergency rebuke. Another first for the history books. He wants that fucking wall. Remember, he shut down the government for 35 days to get that fucking wall. The American people don’t want the stupid fucking wall. Only the un-American rabid MAGAs who can’t get enough of the idea want that wall, or at least the fight. Trump used the veto photo op to make a insincere comment about New Zealand and then went straight into a tangent about the millions of immigrants invading the country. Invaders. Invaders. INVADERS, he said, just hours after a white supremacist killed 49 Muslims and credited Trump as his inspiration. The president of the United States is using the Oval Office to incite violence and embolden right wing terrorism. That’s a first and it better be the last.

Mike Pence said, “I don’t know that I’ve ever been more proud to be standing next to your desk than I am today,” as Trump was about to sign the veto of the bipartisan resolution blocking his bogus national emergency declaration. That’s not a first. Mike Pence is always never prouder.

Real Life Handmaid’s Tale — the US government is actively trying to stop hundreds of pregnant migrant, detained girls ages 12–17 from getting abortions. They’re tracking what is going on with their bodies in a federal data base in order to block or prolong requests for abortions to force them to give birth. The girls were raped in the countries they were fleeing, along their way to America, and after they got here, by law enforcement. The leader of Trump’s Handmaid’s Tale is Scott Lloyd, head of refugee resettlement for HHS. He had no prior experience that qualified him for the job. He was an anti-abortion activist. That’s a first.

The government can’t keep track of babies to reunite them with their parents, but it can keep track of girls’ menstrual cycles and pregnancies to deny them their reproductive rights.

The ACLU says the Trump administration would ban International Criminal Court personnel from entering the country if they attempt to investigate the US for its human rights abuses. That’s a first. The US used to be the moral leader of the world.

Rich parents who buy their kids’ way into hoity toity colleges who get caught are finally being treated as criminals. That’s a first.

“Now that the Hollywood Bribery Ring has been busted, the only thing helping rich kids get into college are legacy admissions, private tutors, board member connections, unpaid summer internships, interview coaches, and a lifetime of Ivy-bound grooming!!!” — Bess Kalb

The deranged MAGA mail bomber who targeted Hillary Clinton, President Obama, CNN, and others is going to plead guilty. The wacko lived in his van covered with Trump stickers. That’s not a first. There are wackos living in their Trump vans all over the country, consumed with glory for the king and hatred for the invaders. There’s even one in Los Angeles. People there watch the van go by and go, What the fuckity fuck fuck? Must be a foreigner.

As Sean Hannity rambled on and on about the media continuing its vulgar attacks on Trump like he always does, a big black bug crawled around his neck on camera. Is that a first? He is quite the insect magnet.

First, they came for the Muslims………

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