The Descent of Man

Spike Dolomite
4 min readFeb 26, 2021

Congress has been warned by the acting US Capitol Police Chief that militia groups want to “blow up the Capitol” when President Biden makes his first address to Congress.

400 people have been arrested for the Capitol attack on January 6. That’s half of the number of people who were there.

Qevin McCarthy and Mitch the Bitch McConnell don’t want an investigation into the attack on the Capitol. Qevin McCarthy says it’s because Nancy Pelosi is politically motivated and Mitch the Bitch is like, oh ya? Investigate the violence on the left!

The US Attorney in Washington DC is reviewing security footage of tours given by members of congress or their staffs a day or two before the attack. Federal prosecutors are investigating and they don’t give a damn what Qevin McCarthy or Mitch the Bitch think. They’re a different species.

The Associated Press looked at the social media accounts of about 1,000 federal, state, and local elected and appointed Republiqans nationwide and discovered that many of them supported the insurrection.

The pickup truck with the Three Percenter militia sticker that was parked at the US Capitol on the day of the riot has been identified as belonging to the husband of Republican Congresswoman Mary Miller of Illinois, the Nazi fan who quoted Adolf Hitler in her public remarks about America’s youth the day before the riot. She believes that Hitler was right and that if you want a perfect society, you need to start by winning over the youth. She serves on the House Committee on Education and Labor.

The day before the attack, Steve Bannon said on his podcast, “All hell is going to break loose tomorrow. Just understand this: All hell is going to break loose tomorrow. It’s going to be moving. It’s going to be quick.” Steve Bannon has an apocalyptic world view where there will be a WWIII and only people like him will survive.

New video has surfaced of the domestic terrorist, Riley June Williams, who stole Nancy Pelosi’s laptop on the day of the attack on the Capitol. She was dancing in her room with a head covering and sunglasses, saluting Hitler. There are lots of videos like this in the dark crevices of the internet. Authorities found other videos of her wearing the same head dress and sunglasses in which she is clearly breaking the law yet she is kicking back at her mom’s house while she awaits trial because the judge doesn’t consider her a threat. She’s white so she was naturally selected to get special treatment.

An ex-girlfriend of one of the rioters turned her former boyfriend in. He had sent her a mean text while he was trying to take over the government so she called the cops. Only the fittest survive, fat ass.

MAGAs are MAGAs because they don’t understand why libtards wouldn’t attack the Capitol if Biden told them to.

Speaking of dumb MAGAs, a bunch of them are in Florida right now for the first day of CPAC. Convention workers wheeled a life sized goddy gilded statue of Trump through the convention center to the delight of Trump’s worshippers. A shrine to their false profit, CPAC’s golden calf.

It was a good day for the LGBTQ community yesterday as the House passed the Equality Act again. If there are more civil rights defenders than homophobes in the Senate, then it will pass and it will be illegal to discriminate against LGBTQ Americans in housing, education, public accommodations and employment. Republicans in the Senate: Evolve already.

“It is not the strongest of the species that survives, not the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change.” — Charles Darwin

Out and proud hater, Rand Paul, used his power to humiliate transgender nominee for Health and Human Services, Dr. Rachel Levine, during her senate confirmation hearing when he put her on the spot and asked her questions about hormone treatment and gender reassignment surgery, comparing it to castration and genital mutilation.

Kyrsten Sinema wants to be John McCain in drag but she’s not pulling it off.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: 38 year old Oath Keeper Jessica Watkins from Ohio is in custody right now and worried about her safety if she goes to jail because she is transgender. Wait, what? A vet who served in Afghanistan and is transgender supports Trump and is an Oath Keeper, the famous hate group who is hostile to LGBTQs? Shouldn’t she be more concerned about what happens to her if she’s acquitted?

Mitch McConnell, the most famous partisan in the world, says that Xavier Becerra, Biden’s pick to run Health and Human Services, is a “puzzling selection” because he’s “famously partisan.” Right wingers grilled him on abortion and religious liberty during his confirmation hearing. Yada yada yada.

Abortion. Religious liberty. Gays are an abomination. Republican talking points are getting as old as the Republican members in Congress. If Charles Darwin is correct, then these guys should be dying off pretty soon. If Republican Jesus is correct, then everybody but Republicans will.

Mitch McConnell said that if Trump is the nominee in 2024 he will support him because why evolve when billionaires pay you not to?

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Spike Dolomite

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