The Devil Went Down to Georgia

Spike Dolomite
5 min readNov 29, 2020

Republican congressman and former fire and brimstone preacher Doug Collins, the guy Kelly Loeffler tried to bribe Trump with by offering big cash donations to his campaign if he’d get Collins to not run against her for Senate in Georgia, is stumping for her now. At a fire and brimstone campaign event he preached to the duped white faithful that there is no such thing as a pro-choice preacher (referring to her opponent, Reverend Raphael Warnock, the pastor of Martin Luther King Jr’s church, Ebenezer Baptist Church.) Yee-haw scripture singalong! Halla-loo-yeehaw! God strike down Kelly’s colored liberal socialist opponent, Reverend Raphael Warnock the baby killing pastor! That church is the “bed of hell!” Praise Republican Jesus! Those in attendance longed for the good old days when a black man knew his place and would be hung from a tree if he dared run for office in Georgia.

Kelly Loeffler never ran for office in Georgia before. After former Secretary of State Brian Kemp used his power to steal the election for governor from Stacey Abrams, and became governor, he gave the Senate seat to multi-millionaire Kelly Loeffler. For how much?

Georgia’s next Secretary of State, Brad Raffensperger, has been getting vile death threats because he dared to be honest about Joe Biden winning and put duty for state and country above loyalty to Trump and the GOP. Republicans won’t denounce the vile death threats because they need the vile votes. Brad Raffensperger has dared to call the vile Republicans out — “If Republicans don’t start condemning this stuff, then I think they’re really complicit in it. It’s time to stand up and be counted. Are you going to stand for integrity? Or are you going to stand for the wild mob?”

The Devil went down to Georgia.
He was lookin’ for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind ’cause he was way behind.
He was willing to make a deal.

After Stacey Abrams “lost” to Brian Kemp in 2018 she put all of her energy into registering voters in Georgia because in order for Democrats to win in Georgia, they need 3 times as many people to show up to vote since Republicans are so successful at suppressing black votes. To make politics more competitive for Democrats and weaken the power of the Devil she said, “I’m not trying to get Catholics to become Baptists, I’m just trying to get Baptists to go to church.”

Former Republican Congressman Chris Collins was the first member of Congress to endorse Trump. He went to jail for insider trading. He ran for his fourth term after being charged and won because people who vote for Republicans don’t have any more integrity than the people they vote for. He got an insider tip about a drug trial that he owned stock in and called his son while attending a picnic in the White House lawn to tell him to sell shares, saving him $570,000 in losses. His son went to jail too. Senators Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue both committed the exact same crime, and they have not only not been arrested, they are running to keep their seats in Georgia.

The Devil went down to Georgia.
He was lookin’ for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind ’cause he was way behind.
He was willing to make a deal.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Republicans have gone so far down the election was rigged rabbit hole that now GOP voters are saying they won’t vote in the Georgia special election because it’s rigged.

If it’s rigged, then Devil loving insider trader criminal sitting US Senator David Perdue won’t get to keep his seat which would be the best thing for regular people living in Georgia. While people in his state lost their jobs, businesses, retirement accounts, their health and loved ones to covid, David Perdue got richer because he had inside information that meant he could profit off of the covid pandemic. He sold up to $5 million worth of stock in a company where he once served on the board and weeks later after the stock market sunk he bought a bunch of it back and the value quadrupled. He profited from a deadly virus that he says doesn’t exist.

The Devil went down to Georgia.
He was lookin’ for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind ’cause he was way behind.
He was willing to make a deal.

Georgia Senators David Perdue and Kelly Loeffler have been meeting for lunch several times a week with other Republican senators and have been blowing off wearing masks because it’s bad for their image. Now that 1/6 of the Republican caucus has tested positive for the Trump Plague, Mitch the Bitch has finally put an end to their covid tests, er fests, for now. No more free lunch for the Republicans for awhile.

Mitch McConnell won’t let the Senate vote on the Heroes Act because it would not only help suffering Americans but it would help the economy and that would help Biden so forget about it. Mitch McConnell is the Devil.

We got rid of Trump, now we’ve got to get rid of Mitch McConnell, the second most evil man in the world. Vote for Jon Ossoff and Reverand Raphael Warnock in Georgia.

52 days until Trump takes the midnight train from Georgetown.

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Spike Dolomite

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