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The Emperor and His Wife Have No Clothes

4 min readJul 24, 2025

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The Kennedy Center has been renamed after Melania Trump.

Has anybody not seen the Third Lady naked?

The Epstein story isn’t going away. It’s getting worse and Trump hasn’t been able to make it go away like he does everything else. It keeps coming after him and he’s freaking out. Word is that things are very, very tense inside the White House.

The Oversight Committee voted to subpoena the Epstein files. Three Republicans broke with the cult and voted with the 5 Democrats. The final vote was 10 to 2.

Speaker Mike Johnson shut Congress down until September because the Democrats want to vote to release the Epstein files and the Republicans don’t. Republicans are back in their districts hiding from their constituents.

Ghislaine Maxwell would like to talk to Congress and name names but she fears for her life. She’s afraid Trump is going to have her killed. She doesn’t believe Epstein committed suicide.

There were 4,700 wire transfers from Trump to Epstein totaling $1.1 billion. The most recent was in 2015. They didn’t just know each other and run in to each other at parties. They were BFFs, cut from the same perverted, phony, criminal cloth.

MAGAs are worked up right now, accusing the libs of wanting to protect Bill Clinton if his name is in the Epstein Files. That won’t happen. Libs don’t worship him. They don’t wear his hat or fly his flag. They don’t buy the shit he sells, literally or figuratively. If Bill Clinton is in those files there will be nobody standing by him, maybe not even Hillary. Pedophilia is a line for most. They wouldn’t have shut Congress down if they didn’t know what kind of trouble is lurking in there. They’re buying themselves time.

Trump is suing the Wall Street Journal for publishing some proof that Trump was BFFs with Jeffrey Epstein.

Tulsi Gabbard called for the prosecution of Barak Obama but thanks to the Supreme Court he has complete immunity so that won’t happen. Obama should sue her for libel. Trump, too. The high road is a toll road. Take a side street.

Trump posted an AI video of he and Obama in the Oval Office. Obama gets arrested by the FBI to the tune of YMCA, the gay anthem that Trump has got the MAGAs dancing to.

Trump ordered the incineration of 500 tons of food that was supposed to go to children in Pakistan and Afghanistan. That amount of food could feed 1.5 million children for a week. He torched it. Let them eat nothing.

A Purple Heart Army Veteran, Sae Joon Park, has self-deported after living here for 50 years. He got the message: Self deport or you’ll end up at Alligator Alcatraz.

Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia is home and free, awaiting his bogus trial. The government couldn’t think of a good reason to keep him caged so he’s free.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: The president and vice president are both married to immigrants.

Steve Miller cancelled his 2025 tour due to climate change. He doesn’t want to deal with extreme weather.

As things heat up with the Epstein files, keep in mind that the attorney general, Pam Bondi, was Trump’s criminal defense lawyer before going to work for him as AG. The #2 guy at the DOJ, Todd Blanche, was also one of Trump’s criminal defense attorneys. They were not hired to serve the American public. They’re there to keep Trump out of legal trouble.

“When the American empire finally collapses, historians won’t be stunned by the greed of the elite; they’ll be stunned by the loyalty of the poor. The working class didn’t just vote against their own interests. They worshipped the billionaires robbing them. They slashed their own benefits, gutted their own healthcare, and cheered while the rich wrote off private jets as tax deductions. Not because it helped them. But because they were told it would hurt someone else. And that, right there, is how you rig a democracy without even breaking a single law.” — Linda Gehlaar

The Epstein files is now a major cover up by the President, the Attorney General, the Deputy Attorney General, the FBI Director, and the GOP Congress. Perhaps that’s why they named the Kennedy Center the Melania Grifter Center. Trump was hoping everybody would forget all about him raping girls if they can see the Third Lady naked. All you have to do is Google “Melania naked.”

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns.