The Great White Tweet

Spike Dolomite
3 min readJul 27, 2020


Congressman John Lewis made one last trip across the Edmund Pettus Bridge in Selma. The road was covered in red rose petals and this time the police saluted him.

While an American icon and civil rights hero who had been beaten by the police and arrested 60 times in 4 years was laid to rest, America’s citizens standing up for Black Lives Matter were shot and gassed by the government.

Lindsey Graham’s ads targeting his Democratic opponent, Jaime Harrison, have been darkened to make Jaime look blacker.

Tom Cotton, a sitting United States senator, says that enslaving Black people was a “necessary evil.” His family has lived on a rural farm in Arkansas for 7 generations so evil was necessary to that cotton family.

Yale history professor, Timothy Snyder, an expert on fascism and democracies that have collapsed under totalitarianism and author of the book, “On Tyranny” says, “If you’re not protesting now, this would be a good time to start.”

Since Trump can’t be bothered with running the country, Bill Barr has risen to become the de facto head of the Executive Branch. The Great White Nope.

While Trump was golfing, Hurricane Hanna winds blew his wall over at the border.

Trump has built another wall around the White House. This one is solid so you can’t even see the White House.

America is racist fun fact: Teddy Roosevelt officially changed the name of the President’s House aka The Executive Mansion to the White House after people lost their shit over him inviting a Black man to dinner. He never did that again.

Trump’s National Security Advisor Robert O’Brien has tested positive for the coronavirus. He just got back from Europe where he and his top deputy met with officials from the UK, France, Germany and Italy. 2 weeks ago he was in Miami with Trump where he let his whole face hang out (no mask.) No email was sent out to his staff to warn them that they had been exposed. Many of them found out through the press.

Trump tweeted more than 60 times yesterday. He mostly retweeted right wing wackos, maligned mask mandates , and demonized people for speaking out against the government like this: The “protesters” are actually anarchists who hate our Country. The line of innocent “mothers” were a scam that Lamestream refuses to acknowledge, just like they don’t report the violence of these demonstrations!

And this: The Lamestream Media, including Fox News, which has really checked out, is refusing to show what is REALLY going on in Portland, Seattle, and other places. They want the American public to believe that these are just some wonderful protesters, not radical left ANARCHISTS!

And this: So the Washington Post is running the Reagan Foundation, and RINO Paul Ryan is on the Board of Fox, which has been terrible. We will win anyway, even with the phony Fox News suppression polls (which have been seriously wrong for 5 years)!

And this: Because of my strong focus on the China Virus, including scheduled meetings on Vaccines, our economy and much else, I won’t be able to be in New York to throw out the opening pitch for the Yankees on August 15th. We will make it later in the season!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! He’s too preoccupied with being president to humiliate himself on August 15.

The Great White Tweeter has tweeted.

99 days until we get to vote.

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