Oct 30, 2019
The Lone Deranger
Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman testified for 10 hours even though the White House told him not to. He did it because he believed our national security was at risk. He testified that he tried to replace certain words that had been omitted from the final transcript of the call with the Ukrainian president that he himself heard, but somebody took his edits out. Who made that decision and why? And where is the actual transcript? Hiding on a secure server meant for top secret official state business?
During the 10 hour testimony, all the Republicans cared about was getting the name of the whistleblower.
Trump is running out of stooges who will defend him publicly. Now that Rudy has a lawyer and is keeping his mouth shut, there’s nobody left to protect him publicly so he shoved Jared out there who said in his monotone boyish way, leave my father in law alone. Wah wah.
Coincidentally, on the same day that Jared asked everybody to leave his father in law alone, Bill Barr went on Fox News faster than a speeding bullet to remind viewers that the investigators who found overwhelming evidence of illegal Russian interference in the 2016 election didn’t find that Russia helped Trump. Remember that. Russia did not help Trump. Leave my father in lawlessness alone. He poked his head up from working as Trump’s personal attorney to give a little refresher to the Fox News audience who hasn’t read the Mueller report because they don’t need to because they’ve been told it’s a witch hunt. Bill Barr needed to get to them in case they heard actual legitimate news today about the House voting on impeachment. It’s pretty easy to do these quick refreshers with a dumbed down brain washed lazy intellectual audience who is told on a daily basis that they’re smarter than everybody else. It’s the only thing that Fox is really good at.
Adam Schiff accused Bill Barr of weaponizing the DOJ. Them there are fighting words, Tonto. Adam may be a mellow congressman from Southern California, but he’s also a prosecutor. And a damn good one. Choose your weapon, Barr. Autocracy or the law.
Chuck Schumer is worried that Trump will shut down the government to stop impeachment.
Trump sided with Russia over its cyber attack on us, sided with Saudi Arabia after an American resident journalist being dismembered alive, sided with mobsters over his own intelligence agents, national security advisors and justice officials, lifted up Breitbart and Fox News over our own free press, and now he’s amplifying Ukrainian oligarchs in the middle of an impeachment investigation centered around Ukraine. He retweeted a tweet by Ukrainian oligarch Dymtro Firtash which called his own diplomat Bill Taylor a liar.
Trump said that from the first day he got into office he wanted that Baghdad guy.
Oh for fucks sake, it’s not Baghdad Bob, it’s al-Baghdadi, you fucking idiot and on the first day of office you sat around the Oval Office wondering what you were supposed to do now. Melania cried. Everybody cried.
The media is wondering about Pete Buttigieg. It’s starting to ask, “Is America ready for a gay president?” America says, “We’re just ready for a president.”
Trump’s covfefe boy, George Papadopoulos, who went to jail for conspiring with a foreign enemy on Trump’s behalf, is running for Congress. He wants to take Katie Hill’s seat in southern California. She just got run out of Congress over her personal sex life. Once again, the sexually repressed hypocritical Republicans have taken down another effective Democratic legislator OVER SEX.
California is on fire again and Trump hasn’t said a word about it.
Meanwhile over at Fox News, Dave Rubin and Tucker Carlson said that the California wildfires are happening because progressives care too much about hiring the right amount of black, gay, and Asian firemen and contractors. Everything from academia to public utilities to politics that buys into the progressive ideology which requires equitable hiring practices ends in disaster. “That’s not how freedom is supposed to operate.”
Fox has its audience right where it wants them today — sitting in their Lazy Boys with guns in their laps watching old westerns while the House prepares for the impeachment vote. “Hi Yo Silver, away!”
Former Republican and George W. Bush communications director, Nicolle Wallace, called Fox News talking heads who slandered Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman chickenshits on her MSNBC TV show. The MSNBC audience is way smarter than the Fox audience so it jumped up and yelled, “Fear not the impostor! Chickenshits wear masks, Kemosabe!!!”
MSNBC’s audience can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of the Lone Ranger. Fox’s audience hears it and wants to kill Indians.
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