The New Normal is Not Normal

After Trump was sworn in he went about being a dictator on day 1, just like he said he would. He pardoned 1,600 insurrectionists and demanded that they be freed from prison including the Proud Boys, Oath Keepers and violent criminals who assaulted cops. Stewart Rhodes and Enrique Tarrio are going free. He ordered federal workers back to work physically 5 days a week after working remotely after COVID, withdrew the US from the World Health Organization (just in time for another possible pandemic with the bird flu), removed all Spanish from the White House website, shut down the site reproductiverights.gov, eliminated the ethics code for the executive branch, suspended refugee admissions programs (1,660 Afghans cleared by the US government for resettlement in the US, including family members of active-duty US military personnel, are having their flights canceled), and rescinded Biden’s executive order for insulin cost at $35. He made an executive order that requires government offices to discriminate against transgender people, attempting to deny their existence altogether and putting the federal government in charge of their gender, declared a state of emergency at the border, and put the wheels in motion for challenging birthright citizenship……. all of this is straight out of the autocrat’s playbook.

Undermining the rule of law and the Constitution is in back in motion.

Everybody in the front row during the swearing in ceremony were the richest men in America who all have their own communications platforms. Jeff Bezos’s gold digging wife has giant fake knockers and she wanted everybody to see them. She stood right in the middle wearing nothing but a bra and a white sports jacket, like she was on Seinfeld. Mark Zuckerberg is caught on camera checking out her hot knockers, eyes bugging out of his greedy little head.

Melania was dressed for a funeral and wore a hat that covered her eyes. There was no getting close to the frigid foreigner, no getting to kiss her on her molded cheek lest you get your eye poked out with the brim of her enormous Hamburglar hat.

Ivanka came dressed in Army layered green with an Army green beanie atop her empty spoiled head. This could be the uniform of the new regime.

Trump never did put his hand on the Bible when he swore an oath to the Constitution.

There was no mistaking Elon Musk’s Nazi salute for unbridled autistic enthusiasm. He knew what he was doing. He gave the salute.

Nazi salute fun fact: It’s illegal to give the Nazi salute in Germany and Austria.

People boycotted the inauguration. It was a much smaller affair than Trump wants us to know about.

The most famous person to boycott the inauguration was Michelle Obama. Barack went solo and had a really hard time walking in like he wasn’t the finest, coolest, most suave person in the entire Capitol building. He had a hard time hiding his coolness. When he took his place in line, he asked George Bush if there was anything they could do to stop this which made George laugh which made everybody who is sane and decent who saw it laugh.

Barack Obama trying to walk like he isn’t naturally cool was like watching Nathan Lane’s character in the Bird Cage try and walk like a heterosexual. The man can’t help it. He’s the coolest president we’ve ever had and Trump is the grossest.

Billy Cyrus was slated to play for the inauguration but he showed up so shit faced drunk they cut him off while he was ON STAGE.

Like it or not, Meta automatically had everybody on Facebook following Trump, JD Vance and Melania as soon as Trump was sworn in. You have to manually go to their pages and unfollow them if you don’t want to be gaslit every day.

Trump had Joint Chiefs Chairman General Mark Milley’s portrait removed from the Pentagon hallway after he was sworn in. He said Trump was “a fascist to the core.”

Republican congressman Andy Ogles wrote a bill that gives Trump congressional authority to colonize Greenland. He told Fox News, “We are, quite frankly, the dominant predator.”

Canada is not amused. They are taking Trump very seriously and don’t appreciate all the threats. They’re ready for Trump.

This is not normal. None of this is normal.