The Road to Whoa!

The Supreme Court ruled that teachers can lead students in prayer in public schools. The vote was 6 Republican Catholics to 2 liberal Jews and 1 progressive Catholic. It goes without saying which prayers will be acceptable.

The DOJ executed a search warrant on John Eastman last week (on the same day that they searched Jeffrey Clark’s home.) They took his phone.

Tina Peters, the Colorado election clerk running for Secretary of State (their primary is today) was indicted on 10 criminal counts for messing with the 2020 election because Q and Lauren Boebert told her to.

Speaking of Congresswoman Lauren Boebert, QAnon loving and Republican Jesus praising Lauren stood up at the pulpit of some church and said, “I’m tired of this separation of church and state junk. The church is supposed to direct the government per the founding fathers.”

Arizona QAnon GOP Chair Kelli Ward and her husband Michael, who directed the fake elector scheme in their state, have received grand jury subpoenas.

Former governor of Arkansas and big mouth evangelical preacher Mike Huckabee is out there saying that Democrats are happy Roe was overturned because now they have an excuse to riot. “They’re always looking for something to scream about and burn buildings over, and this is just the latest.” His idiot daughter, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who was paid to lie for Trump as his press secretary and is now running to be Governor Huckabee Part 2 said, “We will make sure that when a kid is in the womb, they’re as safe as they are in a classroom.”

Governor Kristi Noem of South Dakota got all dolled up and hit the right wing media circuit to praise the Supreme Court for overturning Roe. Her belief on outlawing abortion as a result of a pregnancy because of rape or incest? She doesn’t believe one tragedy is “a reason to have another tragedy occur.”

Congresswoman Liz Cheney immediately affirmed that the Supreme Court made the right decision on Roe for she has “always been pro-life.” The heroine of democracy lost newly acquired respect for saying that.

Insurrectionist Republican Senator Josh Hawley and his wife Erin went on Fox to express their delight in Roe being overturned and to celebrate how good this will be for women. When Erin was asked to comment how this ruling empowered women she said it was awesome because she’s a big fan of babies.

Mike Pence called for a nationwide abortion ban.

Trump praised the ruling and called it a big win for life. Congresswoman Mary Miller praised him on stage at his rally in Illinois. “President Trump, I want to thank you for the historic victory for white life in the Supreme Court yesterday.” Mary also said in a speech on the day before the insurrection, “Hitler was right on one thing. He said, ‘Whoever has the youth has the future.’”

Pro-lifers are rejoicing in the overturn of Roe v Wade. Their message is “Don’t have sex if you don’t want to get pregnant” which is ridiculous because they all believe in a god that was conceived without sex.

Republican Congressman Mo Brooks sent an email to Trump’s executive assistant, Molly Michael on January 11, asking for pardons for 147 Republicans. He was part of the planning of the insurrection and even spoke at the Stop the Steal rally wearing a bullet proof vest. Trump snubbed him and he lost his re-election bid.

The Select Committee announced an emergency hearing for today at 1 pm EST. They had halted hearings until July so this is a surprise. Committee members have flown back to DC to alert the public to new evidence. They wouldn’t say who the mysterious witness was at first (for security reasons) which had many surmising that it could be Mo Brooks since Trump threw him under the bus so what does he have to lose by testifying, but this morning we learned that the witness will be Cassidy Hutchinson, a top aide to Trump’s chief of staff, Mark Meadows. She has already provided the committee with 20 hours of testimony so why the urgency?

“Time to play America’s favorite game, ‘What the fuck am I waking up to now.’” — Jeff Tiedrich