The Snake
When Trump was campaigning in 2016, he’d read the poem, “The Snake” to get the MAGA crowd all worked up about hating on immigrants only the poem isn’t about the slithering, double crossing stranger. It’s about him.
“Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven’s sake
Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake
“I saved you,” cried the woman
“And you’ve bitten me, but why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I’m going to die”
“Oh shut up, silly woman,” said the reptile with a grin
“You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in”
The Supreme Court said they would not hear Ken Paxton’s stupid case. Trump was so mad he blew off his own Christmas party at the White House. The president hates Christmas! He didn’t say, “Merry Christmas!” Hissssssss!!!!
So much for Ken Paxton’s pardon. Trump is pissed. If Ken Paxton is convicted, he could go to jail for life. Now he’s got insurrection on his crimes resume. No pardon for you! Merry Christmassssssssss!
20 more Republicans signed on to Ken Paxton’s demand to overturn the presidential election for a total of 126 traitors — 2/3 of the Republican caucus. Republicans have gone from fighting and blocking Democrats to fighting and blocking democracy. They’re autocrats and want to crown Trump king. They were all elected at the same time that Joe Biden was but they don’t want those elections overturned — just the president’s election. Overthrowing democracy is sedition. A crime. These guys shouldn’t be sworn in and seated in January but they will be because there aren’t any consequences for Trump and the Republicans. They tried to overturn an election to install the candidate who lost! This is so un-American. All of them are white men, except for 8 of the 15 white women in the caucus. There is only one black member of the Republican caucus, Will Hurd, but he didn’t sign. He’s retiring. The snakes are:
Mike Johnson of Louisiana’s 4th Congressional District
Gary Palmer of Alabama’s 6th Congressional District
Steve Scalise of Louisiana’s 1st Congressional District
Jim Jordan of Ohio’s 4th Congressional District
Ralph Abraham of Louisiana’s 5th Congressional District
Rick W. Allen of Georgia’s 12th Congressional District
James R. Baird of Indiana’s 4th Congressional District
Jim Banks of Indiana’s 3rd Congressional District
Jack Bergman of Michigan’s 1st Congressional District
Andy Biggs of Arizona’s 5th Congressional District
Gus Bilirakis of Florida’s 12th Congressional District
Dan Bishop of North Carolina’s 9th Congressional District
Mike Bost of Illinois’s 12th Congressional District
Kevin Brady of Texas’s 8th Congressional District
Mo Brooks of Alabama’s 5th Congressional District
Ken Buck of Colorado’s 4th Congressional District
Ted Budd of North Carolina’s 13th Congressional District
Tim Burchett of Tennessee’s 2nd Congressional District
Michael C. Burgess of Texas’s 26th Congressional District
Bradley Byrne of Alabama’s 1st Congressional District
Ken Calvert of California’s 42nd Congressional District
Earl L. “Buddy” Carter of Georgia’s 1st Congressional District
Ben Cline of Virginia’s 6th Congressional District
Michael Cloud of Texas’s 27th Congressional District
Mike Conaway of Texas’s 11th Congressional District
Rick Crawford of Arkansas’s 1st Congressional District
Dan Crenshaw of Texas’s 2nd Congressional District
Mario Diaz-Balart of Florida’s 25th Congressional District
Jeff Duncan of South Carolina’s 3rd Congressional District
Neal P. Dunn of Florida’s 2nd Congressional District
Tom Emmer of Minnesota’s 6th Congressional District
Ron Estes of Kansas’s 4th Congressional District
Drew Ferguson of Georgia’s 3rd Congressional District
Chuck Fleischmann of Tennessee’s 3rd Congressional District
Bill Flores of Texas’s 17th Congressional District
Jeff Fortenberry of Nebraska’s 1st Congressional District
Virginia Foxx of North Carolina’s 5th Congressional District
Russ Fulcher of Idaho’s 1st Congressional District
Matt Gaetz of Florida’s 1st Congressional District
Greg Gianforte of Montana’s at-large congressional district
Bob Gibbs of Ohio’s 7th Congressional District
Louie Gohmert of Texas’s 1st Congressional District
Lance Gooden of Texas’s 5th Congressional District
Sam Graves of Missouri’s 6th Congressional District
Mark Green of Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District
Michael Guest of Mississippi’s 3rd Congressional District
Andy Harris of Maryland’s 1st Congressional District
Vicky Hartzler of Missouri’s 4th Congressional District
Kevin Hern of Oklahoma’s 1st Congressional District
Clay Higgins of Louisiana’s 3rd Congressional District
Trey Hollingsworth of Indiana’s 9th Congressional District
Richard Hudson of North Carolina’s 8th Congressional District
Bill Huizenga of Michigan’s 2nd Congressional District
Bill Johnson of Ohio’s 6th Congressional District
John Joyce of Pennsylvania’s 13th Congressional District
Fred Keller of Pennsylvania’s 12th Congressional District
Mike Kelly of Pennsylvania’s 16th Congressional District
Trent Kelly of Mississippi’s 1st Congressional District
Steve King of Iowa’s 4th Congressional District
David Kustoff of Tennessee’s 8th Congressional District
Darin LaHood of Illinois’s 18th Congressional District
Doug LaMalfa of California’s 1st Congressional District
Doug Lamborn of Colorado’s 5th Congressional District
Robert E. Latta of Ohio’s 5th Congressional District
Debbie Lesko of Arizona’s 8th Congressional District
Blaine Luetkemeyer of Missouri’s 3rd Congressional District
Kenny Marchant of Texas’s 24th Congressional District
Roger Marshall of Kansas’s 1st Congressional District
Tom McClintock of California’s 4th Congressional District
Cathy McMorris Rodgers of Washington’s 5th Congressional District
Dan Meuser of Pennsylvania’s 9th Congressional District
Carol D. Miller of West Virginia’s 3rd Congressional District
John Moolenaar of Michigan’s 4th Congressional District
Alex X. Mooney of West Virginia’s 2nd Congressional District
Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma’s 2nd Congressional District
Gregory Murphy of North Carolina’s 3rd Congressional District
Dan Newhouse of Washington’s 4th Congressional District
Ralph Norman of South Carolina’s 5th Congressional District
Scott Perry of Pennsylvania’s 10th Congressional District
Guy Reschenthaler of Pennsylvania’s 14th Congressional District
Tom Rice of South Carolina’s 7th Congressional District
John Rose of Tennessee’s 6th Congressional District
David Rouzer of North Carolina’s 7th Congressional District
John Rutherford of Florida’s 4th Congressional District
Austin Scott of Georgia’s 8th Congressional District
Mike Simpson of Idaho’s 2nd Congressional District
Adrian Smith of Nebraska’s 3rd Congressional District
Jason Smith of Missouri’s 8th Congressional District
Ross Spano of Florida’s 15th Congressional District
Elise Stefanik of New York’s 21st Congressional District
Glenn Thompson of Pennsylvania’s 15th Congressional District
Tom Tiffany of Wisconsin’s 7th Congressional District
William Timmons of South Carolina’s 4th Congressional District
Ann Wagner of Missouri’s 2nd Congressional District
Tim Walberg of Michigan’s 7th Congressional District
Michael Waltz of Florida’s 6th Congressional District
Randy Weber of Texas’s 14th Congressional District
Daniel Webster of Florida’s 11th Congressional District
Brad Wenstrup of Ohio’s 2nd Congressional District
Bruce Westerman of Arkansas’s 4th Congressional District
Roger Williams of Texas’s 25th Congressional District
Joe Wilson of South Carolina’s 2nd Congressional District
Rob Wittman of Virginia’s 1st Congressional District
Ron Wright of Texas’s 6th Congressional District
Ted S. Yoho of Florida’s 3rd Congressional District
Lee Zeldin of New York’s 1st Congressional District
Kevin McCarthy of California’s 23rd Congressional District
Robert Aderholt of Alabama’s 4th Congressional District
Jodey Arrington of Texas’s 19th Congressional District
Brian Babin of Texas’s 36th Congressional District
Doug Collins of Georgia’s 9th Congressional District
Scott DesJarlais of Tennessee’s 4th Congressional District
Morgan Griffith of Virginia’s 9th Congressional District
Jim Hagedorn of Minnesota’s 1st Congressional District
Jody Hice of Georgia’s 10th Congressional District
Billy Long of Missouri’s 7th Congressional District
Barry Loudermilk of Georgia’s 11th Congressional District
Steven Palazzo of Mississippi’s 4th Congressional District
Greg Pence of Indiana’s 6th Congressional District
Bill Posey of Florida’s 8th Congressional District
Mike Rogers of Alabama’s 3rd Congressional District
Pete Stauber of Minnesota’s 8th Congressional District
W. Gregory Steube of Florida’s 17th Congressional District
Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey’s 2nd Congressional District
Mark Walker of North Carolina’s 6th Congressional District
Jackie Walorski of Indiana’s 2nd Congressional District
King Cobra Devin Nunes, the hypnotzied snake, is not on this list. That’s strange. Maybe it’s because he has something else on his mind like dying from a horrible virus. He was bitten by the poisonous snake and contracted the Trump Plague. That’s what you get when you slither around the snake pit. You find out that the snake charmer will get around to biting you too.
The Republicans are not going to install Trump as King Snake but that won’t stop their voters from believing, most likely for forever, that Joe Biden cheated and they can’t trust the democratic process. This is quite dangerous but Republicans don’t care. They’re scraping the bottom of the snake pit and they’ll keep scraping until their fingers bleed.
“When they say the 2020 election was stolen, Trumpists are expressing their view that the votes of rival constituencies should not count, even though they understand, on some level, that they do. They are declaring that the nation belongs to them and them alone, whether or not they actually comprise a majority, because they are the only real Americans to begin with.” — Adam Serwer
Trumpists knew he was a snake before they voted him in.
Republicans are supposed to be against big government and for personal responsibility but they want to control individuals’ sexuality and size of their families, and force everyone to pray to the same God. They’re supposed to be big on state rights but they just tried to overturn individual states’ election results.
Now we know why all of the Republicans stayed quiet about Russia helping Trump win 4 years ago. They supported it.
Republicans don’t stand for anything. No principles or loyalty to country. Spineless cold blooded reptiles.
“The Republican Party must not just be defeated, it must be destroyed. An American political party that accepts and encourages autocracy and undermines democracy, while pledging fealty to an an autocratic leader as its organizing principle, cannot be rehabilitated nor saved.” — Fernand R. Amandi
39 days until America can cut the head off of the snake.
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