This Week in America

Spike Dolomite
3 min readFeb 26, 2024

Trump did a MAGA rally in the “Palmetto state” and bragged about appointing the Supreme Court justices who overturned Roe v. Wade and appointing an anti-IVF judge.

Trump says a very strong guy came up to him with tears in his eyes to thank him for his tariffs.

At a black conservative event before the primary in South Carolina Trump said the lights were so bright “he couldn’t see anybody in the audience except for the black ones. That’s how far I’ve come.” And, “I’m being indicted for you, the black population.” Trump says black people like him because he’s been indicted so many times and they can relate. “You see black people walking around with my mug shot.”

Trump won the South Carolina primary.

At CPAC, Marjorie Taylor Greene held a mic real tight and said everybody was excited to see President Trump come. Later on during the event she complained about the Democrats complaining that Putin’s political opponent died in jail when they’re trying to do the same thing to Trump. They are “trying to put President Trump in prison for the rest of his life which would be a death sentence.”

Ashli Babbitt’s mother was at CPAC. She says her group has stood outside the DC Jail and sung the National Anthem for the last 571 consecutive nights.

Nazis were out and proud at CPAC, openly schmoozing with each other and MAGAs on camera. Nazism is a legitimate point of view in today’s Republican Party.

RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel is stepping down on Friday, three days after Super Tuesday which is expected to seal Trump’s nomination. Trump will install someone even more loyal to him. How much more loyal can anyone else be? She’s been giving him money that people donate to the RNC to pay his legal bills, she helped him coordinate the insurrection on January 6, and she’s lied for him. Why replace her? Because she’s no good to him now. He needs someone who is an even bigger criminal to take her place to help run his mobster campaign.

A jury found that former CEO Wayne LaPierre is liable for diverting millions to fund a lavish lifestyle for himself and the NRA for failing to manage its finances and fire him. LaPierre has to repay the NRA $4.5 million.

Looks like Trump’s co-conspirator in the Mar-a-Lago classified documents case, Carlos De Oliveira, understands how much trouble he is in and has conceded that Trump asked him to move 30 boxes and delete video footage, but claims it wasn’t a crime because he didn’t know exactly what was in the boxes. This should hurt Trump’s case but since he has a judge that is doing everything she can to help him, maybe not. She’s supposed to announce this week whether or not she is going to schedule his trial at a date that will help him and screw things up for other trials.

Retiring Republican Congressman Ken Buck admitted that Republicans have known that the stories about both Bidens were bullshit all along.

MAGA Republican Scott Perry, whose phone is in the possession of Jack Smith who is tracking all of his texts and emails prior to January 6, says Republicans shouldn’t invite Biden to make a State of the Union speech. “He comes at the invitation of Congress. Republicans are in control of the House. There’s no reason that we need to invite him.”

The government shuts down on Friday. The House reconvenes on Wednesday after MAGA Speaker gave Scott Perry and the rest of the guys on the insurrection team and Trump re-election campaign 2 weeks off.

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Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns. Read them all in quarterly reports in The Treason Chronicles on Kindle.