Too Much and Too Many

Spike Dolomite
3 min readApr 12, 2019

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Russia tried to hack the election systems of all 50 states during the 2016 election but it’s not front page news because what’s on the front pages is even worse. People are getting numb to America’s demise. They have Trump/Russia/Republican fatigue. It’s too much.

Too many stupid people live here. Support public education, the free press, free college, and Democrats who will work to improve and demand all three.

Too many lazy, gullible people live here. Support separation of church and state, unions, public education, public libraries, a free press, and Democrats who will work to protect them all.

Too many unhealthy, selfish people live here. Support climate change policy, regulations that protect food and water, Medicare for All, and Democrats who will demand and implement them all.

Too many racists, homophobes, sexists, and xenophobes live here. Demand the smack down of hate and elect Democrats because Republicans are the party of hate.

Trump has no comment about the photo of the black hole because it’s black.

Eric Trump announced that his wife is pregnant again on Twitter. People tweeted back, “We’re full! Go back!”

Too many Trumps! No more Trumps!

Sean Hannity deleted all of his tweets about Julian Assange and WikiLeaks.

Trump says, “WikiLeaks? Never heard of them.”

Putin is very concerned about Julian Assange’s human rights. That’s too much bullshit. Putin is a murderer.

Joe Manchin is a sucky Democrat. He endorsed Republican Susan Collins for re-election. They both voted yes on Kavanaugh as well as yes on most of Trump’s really sucky bad ideas. We’ve had too much of Joe Manchin and Susan Collins. They both need to go.

Arkansas Republican, Jeremy Hutchinson, son of former US Senator Tim Hutchinson and nephew of Governor Asa Hutchinson, has been indicted on federal criminal charges for bribes and kickbacks to elected officials.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Family Values Texas Republican, Tony Tinderholt, has introduced a bill in the state legislature that would give women who have abortions the death penalty. He says his bill would make people (women) “consider the repercussions” of having sex. No death penalty for men who impregnate women who get abortions, though. Men can do whatever they want. Tinderholt has been married too many times, 5 times to be exact (twice to the first wife) and he’s got 4 kids from all of them. His current wife is a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. Too Too Tony Tinderholt! Go Tony!

Republican Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz introduced a “Pencil” resolution targeting Adam Schiff because Trump called Adam Schiff, the Chair of the House Intelligence Committee a “pencil neck.” Too many stupid, lazy, gullible, unhealthy, selfish, racist, homophobic, sexist, and xenophobic politicians live here.

At least 60 companies paid $0 in federal income taxes this year. Everybody else, thanks to the Republicans, are paying too much.

Too many devious, greedy, rich Republicans.

Too many stupid and gullible people.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns.

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