Tough Guy
Trump tweeted the scene from Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry David almost hits a biker on the road and when the biker pulls up alongside him to yell at him, Larry puts on a MAGA hat and apologizes. The biker softens and forgives him. The caption for Trump’s tweet? “TOUGH GUYS FOR TRUMP!”
The president of the United States retweeted the name of the alleged whistleblower this morning. He was busy all night on Twitter, tweeting into the middle of the night. He retweeted f-bombs, repeated conspiracy theories, trashed the FBI, defended Roger Stone and hinted that he’d pardon him, accused the Obama administration of sending his buddies to jail for no good reason, and called impeachment a coup. This tough guy is the Republicans’ guy.
Moscow Mitch is spinning the Senate’s dereliction of duty by not removing a tyrant as the Republicans ensuring that the people will get to decide whether Trump gets to keep his job in November. They did it for us, not them.
Tough guy Bill Barr has created an official path from Ukraine to him for Rudy so he can get Russian propaganda straight to the Department of Justice without being filtered or scrutinized by the public so Barr can prosecute Trump’s enemies and Trump can do “opposition research” for his campaign.
Rudy Giuliani says he can’t walk down the streets of New York without people begging him to run for mayor again because he’s such a tough guy.
Trump did a MAGA rally in Manchester, New Hampshire, to “shake up the Dems a little bit.” He told the rabid crowd to vote for the weakest Democrat to help his campaign. He also told them, “You do know who’s paying for the wall, don’t you? Redemption from illegal aliens. The redemption money is paying for the wall.” He retold a lie that “hundreds of buses” of Massachusetts voters were brought in to vote illegally in New Hampshire in 2016 and the crowd was like, “Right? Four more years!” MAGAs are only tough in groups or online. The rest of the time they eat their lunch alone.
Trump is saying that his supporters could demand he not leave office after two terms and he means it. MAGAs are like, “Right? Four more years!”
More than 100 US service members have traumatic brain injuries as a result of last month’s Iranian airstrikes on an American base in Iraq, more than 50% higher than what was previously disclosed. Trump says if they were real tough guys they’d just take some Tylenol and tough it out.
Trump is bragging that last year “was the first time in 51 years that drug prices, prescription drug prices, went down.” His stupid followers believe it even though they can’t afford their medication.
A county in rural Kansas is jailing people over unpaid medical debt.
The chair of CPAC, Matt Schlapp, warned Mitt Romney that if he dared show up at their conference he could get hurt because the tough guys in the GOP are out to get him.
To get revenge on Mitt Romney, Trump let the tough guy MAGAs and their all terrain vehicles go wild in Utah’s Bears Ears National Monument.
Junior Tough Guy is so mad at the Democrats that he called for Nancy Pelosi to be investigated and for Mitt Romney be kicked out of the Republican Party for disloyalty to his dad.
When Amy Klobuchar was asked what she would do if Trump refused to debate her she said, “If he doesn’t, I’ll call him a chicken.”
She better not or he’ll call her a chicken cuz he’s a tough guy.
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