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3 min readAug 18, 2025
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Governor Gavin Newsom has been trolling Trump for days, making fun of the way that Trump writes and posts on social media. He has captured his ridiculous likeness perfectly and Trump must be losing it. He’s making fun of Trump. Hour after hour more and more people are laughing at him. That’s a powerful weapon to use against bullies and narcissists. Laugh at them.

Robert Reich says Trump is an illegitimate president and we shouldn’t be recognizing him as one. That’s our job. We need to scream it loud and often that Trump is not president.

After the first time Trump was elected Michael Moore said we need to mock him relentlessly because as a thin skinned bully and egomaniac, he won’t be able handle that. That’s Gavin Newsom’s job.

Trump met with Putin on American soil and literally rolled out the red carpet for him. The big shot said he was going to negotiate a peace deal for Russia and Ukraine and not only didn’t do that, he didn’t do anything. Three hours of nothing. He referred to Putin as “the boss” on TV. After he left, documents with sensitive details about the meeting were left behind on a public hotel printer. They were about a planned luncheon in honor of Vladimir Putin. The menu literally read, “In honor of his excellency Vladimir Putin.” Trump was also planning on presenting Putin with a ceremonial gift, an American bald eagle statue that was engraved with, “POTUS to President Putin.” The president of the mighty US was going to hand deliver an American bald eagle to a monster who wants to dominate the world.

President Zelensky was scheduled to meet Trump in the White House a few days after Trump gave Putin the royal kiss ass treatment. He’s there now. Zelensky brought some world leaders with him as a buffer. Last time he visited the US Trump bullied him and told him he wasn’t grateful enough. Zelensky ought to troll Trump alongside Newsom. That would make the tough guy cry.

20 cops showed up at the sandwich thrower’s house to re-arrest him after he already appeared in court. The judge found the felony count excessive and sent the guy home. Assault with a breadly weapon won’t get you jail time. The sandwich won the internet after that. It was a real hero.

Cops are cleaning up homeless encampments up in DC by sweeping up all personal belongs with their tents, the only things they have left in the world, and hauling it all into trash trucks. They don’t tag and store stuff to reclaim later. They just take whole tents with everything inside. After the cops sweep the area and there’s no trace of a human being occupying space there where does the human being go? Trump doesn’t care and neither does MAGA. Just get em outta here. MAGA and NIMBY’s applaud and decent people are apauled.

Tom Cruise turned down the honor of accepting a Kennedy Center award from Trump.

Former San Diego councilman, Carl DeMaio, is running for mayor but people aren’t going to vote for him now after they found out he had been caught masturbating in City Hall while in office. He told Gavin Newsom that the Republicans were going to hand him a devastating defeat and Newsom was like, dude, you’re not going to hand us anything.

Trump is trying to ban mail-in voting.

Kristi Noem is having to live on a military base because she’s been doxxed and can’t stay in her own house. Kristi Noem deserves to be trolled.

Ford got hit with $800 million in tariffs in the second quarter.

Trump claims that the border is secure and no “illegals” have gotten in in three months.

Trump is a troll.

Troll Trump. Troll him often and hard.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns.

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