Trump and Netanyahu
Everything is insane and scary and wrong.
Republican parents are checking their kids’ Halloween candy this morning because they heard there could be drag queens in it.
Paris Hilton is back. With a baby.
Rudy is suing Joe Biden for defamation.
Junior is on the witness stand right now in New York, answering questions about the family business and his dad who doesn’t love him.
Trump is all alone except for his lawyers. Nobody loves him. His family doesn’t show up for him at courthouses except to testify. None of them showed up for him when he got arrested. MAGA voters love and trust him more than his own family.
Imagine if Trump’s dad had loved him. He would have never been president and he wouldn’t be sitting in a court room listening to his son testify about the business that he inherited from his father that he ran into the ground.
Trump may not have enough cash to pay the fines for the New York fraud case or keep up his membership at Mar-a-Lago.
Fighting in Gaza is getting worse. A refugee camp was hit. Tensions in the Middle East are rising. Trump’s son in law was supposed to have fixed that.
Trump thought the Palestinian Israeli conflict wasn’t that big of a deal. Trump gave Jerusalem to Israel. He sent Ivanka to do the ribbon cutting ceremony (she’s done so many). At the unveiling of the US seal on the facade of the US embassy, Ivanka said, “On behalf of the 45th President of the United States, welcome to the US Embassy of Jerusalem, the capital of Israel!”
The world said, “FUCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!”
Trump made things worse in the Middle East by inserting himself in the holiest region to Christians, Jews, and Muslims without fully understanding what he was doing. He had no knowledge of the region’s Biblical or political history. He messed up 70 years of US policy which was OK with his vice president, Mike Pence, and his secretary of state, Mike Pompeo, because they’re both Christian zealots who believed that God sent Trump to be president so he would reunite Israel and bring the rapture. Seriously. While in Israel, Mike Pompeo posed for a picture at the wall with Netanyahu then did an interview with the Christian Broadcast Network where he said that God may have sent Trump to Earth to protect Israel like Queen Esther in the Bible.
Israel’s Prime Minister, Bibi Netanyahu, is the Trump of Israel. He’s a far right wacko that nobody loves or trusts. Like Trump, he refused to concede after he lost re-election, Like Trump, he was indicted — charged with bribery, fraud, and breach of trust. Netanyahu wanted to investigate the investigators, just like Trump.
Unlike Netanyahu, Trump better not get his job back.
What’s the story with Bibi Netanyahu and his dad? He must not have loved him, like Trump and his dad.
