Trump Bibles for Sale
Trump is hawking God Bless the USA MAGA bibles just in time for Easter. The only bible to be endorsed by Trump and it’s only $59.99! Inside are the plagiarized words of Moses, Ezra, God, and King James, along with the Constitution, Bill of Rights, Declaration of Independence, and the Pledge of Allegiance, mixing church and state the MAGA way! The outside of the Trump Bible has an American flag.
When he says his is the only bible to be endorsed by Donald Trump does he really mean blessed by Trump as in blessed by Jesus? Has his delusions hit Jesus level now? Or is the Trump Bible just the latest hawk of a lifetime of hawking shit with his name on it? He didn’t write this book anymore than he built those buildings with his name on it.
He’s hawking bibles to make some fast cash to pay for the legal bills he’ll incur for the upcoming criminal trial where he’ll face 31 counts of business record fraud, cover up, conspiracy, and election interference fraud. The bible salesman paid off a porn star to keep quiet about servicing him before the 2016 election.
His come to Jesus moment is not like other wretch’s come to Jesus moments. Trump’s Jesus is for sale for $59.99.
Founding father Bible fun fact: Like many of the other founding fathers, Thomas Jefferson was a deist. Deists believed that life came from a god like source but that god didn’t follow you every second of your life nor was anything preordained. Deists who shaped the original government thought church was a good thing, even though many weren’t regulars on Sunday, because it kept people morally in check which kept society in good order along with laws. Mixing church with government business was off limits. Mixing the two was never in any of the founding fathers’ plan, even the devout Christians who did go to church on Sundays. They welcomed newcomers to America and encouraged them to go ahead and practice their religion any way they wanted in their own homes and churches but not at the town council or later, Congress. Jefferson was not a fan of the Bible. He thought all of the magical parts were unnecessary and scary for kids (he thought kids should be kept away from the Bible until they could reason) so he wrote his own Bible and called it The Jefferson Bible. He edited it down by cutting out the miracles and leaving the teachings of Christ in. Good book.
NBC fired Ronna McDaniel 80 hours after they hired her because of the overwhelming backlash. Smart people pushed back so hard NBC relented and regretted the error, demonstrating hope for journalistic integrity.
Why doesn’t Fox hire Gone-a Ronna? They worked together before……
Will Fox do a book review of Trump’s Bible?
Judge Merchan, the judge who is presiding over Trump’s first criminal trial coming up that he’s selling bibles for, put a gag order on Trump after he threatened his daughter on Truth Social. Will he let Trump push it like the other judges did or will he put the Bible humping salesman in jail for violating the gag order hours after the gag order was put into effect?
Foreshadowing of 2024: Democrats flipped a district in deep red Alabama in a special election where Democrat Marilyn Lands ran on protecting IVF after the Alabama Supreme Court ripped away IVF access thanks to Trump ending Roe v. Wade. A Democrat running on reproductive rights won by 25 points in a district that voted for Trump. She had run in the last election against a Republican and lost by about 6 points. He had to vacate the office as part of a felony voter fraud plea so she gave it another try and whoa! Women are pissed off!
Republicans have under estimated how much messing with women could cost them. They didn’t think it would cost them anything. They thought they were buying votes by making good on their decades long promise to outlaw abortion. If running on reproductive health can amount to a Democrat winning in a landslide in a deep red state where abortion is illegal full stop, even in cases of rape and incest, and frozen embryos are legally people, Democrats can win anywhere.
“Honey have you seen the baby?”
“I put it in the freezer next to the Trump Bible.”
