Trump for Resident

Spike Dolomite
4 min readOct 14, 2020

Lindsey Graham opened the second day of hearings for Amy Coney Barrett with declaring Obamacare a disaster and accusing his opponent of getting suspicious campaign contributions. Ted Cruz complimented her children on their piano playing ability and John Kennedy asked her how it felt to be called a liar by Kamala Harris after she spoke about how dangerous Amy was for the fate of millions of Americans who are sick or have pre-existing conditions. She laid out the multi-prong effort by Republicans to undo the Affordable Care Act which included getting Amy Coney Barrett seated. Sheldon Whitehouse did a presentation on dark money buying judges and Amy Klobuchar took a moment to “reset” and remind people that “we shouldn’t be doing this right now.” Trump’s pick, who only has 3 years experience as a judge, dodged most questions that can be verified publicly as to her being an activist against the ACA, gay marriage, and abortion.

This morning Lindsey Graham opened the hearing by saying, “I have never been more proud of a nominee. This is history being made, folks. This is the first time in American history that we’ve nominated a woman who is unashamedly pro-life and embraces her faith without apology.”

88 of Amy Coney Barrett’s faculty colleagues at Notre Dame released a letter asking her to withdraw her name from consideration for the Supreme Court.

When introducing her family, she made sure that everybody knew that her black kids were charity cases. Most parents with adopted children don’t qualify or distinguish their kids as being adopted when introducing them.

Amy Coney Barrett interprets the Constitution as if it was written in stone in 1787 when Black people were only considered to be 3/5 of a person and women couldn’t vote at all.

The repugs have tried to repeal the ACA 70 times and with Amy Coney Barrett on the bench they will finally succeed. Since Republicans have no problem letting people die from the coronavirus for political reasons, they won’t have any problem letting them die because they don’t have health insurance.

Secretary of Labor, Eugene Scalia, was at the Rose Garden event for Amy Coney Barrett with his wife. They sat behind Melania who was infected with the Trump Plague. Now his wife has tested positive, putting the total now at at least 35 people who got infected by dancing on RBG’s grave to clap for Amy Coathanger Barrett.

Where’s Bill Barr?

The DOJ is suing the author of a book about Melania over a nondisclosure agreement proving that once again, the DOJ is Trump’s private law firm.

The 33 year old man in India who has been worshipping Trump like a Hindu god at altars and shrines he built in his honor has died from the Trump Plague.

A 25 year old man in Nevada has become the first person in the US and the fifth person in the world to be re-infected with the coronavirus. It’s way worse the second time around.

Texas could turn blue. 16 million people are registered to vote and 3 million of them are first time voters.

NBC is making a campaign contribution to Trump by giving him a whole 90 minutes to spew bullshit in a “townhall” opposite of Joe Biden’s town hall on ABC at the same time on the same night. #BoycottNBCTownHall

The Trump campaign wants Omarosa to pay for a million dollar campaign ad to make up for being mean to Trump.

Trump tweeted out a meme of Joe Biden sitting in a wheel chair alongside other seniors in wheel chairs in a nursing home with the caption, “Biden for Resident.” Joe Biden is only 3 years older than Trump.

Trump did a big MAGA rally in Pennsylvania and begged to be liked, “Suburban women, will you please like me? I saved your damn neighborhood.” He said he’s bringing back coal and bragged about all the attention he’s been getting from doctors. He said that the greatest thing about being president is the many doctors you get when you finally catch the plague. The rally ended with him dancing by himself on stage.

The Biden campaign needs to create a meme of Trump dancing all alone on a stage in front of a crowd of prisoners with the caption, “Trump for Resident.”

20 days until we get to vote. Evict the resident in the people’s house.

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Spike Dolomite

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