Trump Game

MAGAs — Trump’s throw away game pieces

“The oddity in all of this is the people Trump despises most, love him the most. The people who are voting for Trump for the most part… he wouldn’t even let them in a fucking hotel. He’d be disgusted by them.” — Howard Stern

Trump’s sleazy lawyer and Fox News talking head, Jay Sekulow, tried to game the Supreme Court by arguing that Trump is far too busy being president to have to comply with petty subpoenas to turn over documents. There’s a pandemic going on! He’s far too important to be distracted by such trivial matters. He should NOT be burdened with this kind of stuff! Meanwhile, in real time, Trump was tweeting because that’s all he does.

“It’s amazing to hear audio of Jay Sekulow gradually figuring out that the US Supreme Court is not as easy to bullshit as the star of Celebrity Apprentice.” — John Fugelsang

Trump the Clown’s latest MAGA party trick — “Obamagate! Obamagate!”

Obamagate? Is that a game?

“You know, everybody knows,” Trump says. It’s a mystery game! A deep state mystery party game! I wanna play! I wanna play! Is it a drinking game!

Game on!

Not enough players. Now what.

The Republicans are going along with Obamagate in their own way by pushing “leaked comments” supposedly made by Obama that allegedly show him working with the deep state.

The White House’s Instagram account is running an Obamagate video that appears to be an anti-Obama campaign ad. All of the comments are in Russian. The Trump Game is getting really, really weird.

US District Judge Emmet G. Sullivan has knocked a game piece off of Bill Barr’s deep state game board. He’s not going to let him drop charges against Mike Flynn until various groups and individuals have a chance to argue against it. He’s not playing the Trump Game.

Senator Chuck Schumer wants to pass a resolution that calls for CDC guidance detailing procedures for reopening of the country and fast. Indiana Republican Senator Mike Braun objects because he says that Chuck Schumer is leaning on CDC “bureaucrats” to “shutter the economy.”

Trump Game fun fact: CDC guidance on how to reopen the US economy was “shelved” in the game closet of the White House.

Trump is pressuring the CDC to change the coronavirus death count because dead Americans are nothing but a numbers game to him.

Dr. Fauci said deaths are being under reported.

Russia is #2 in deaths from the coronavirus, right behind the US. Trump must be getting off on beating Putin in the killing of your own people game.

Paul Manafort got his get out of jail free card without Trump having to pardon him. He gets to do the rest of his time (3 years) in the comfort of one of his lavish homes because of the coronavirus which hasn’t spread inside his jail.

The next election is a game that Trump will cheat in. Secretary of Everything Jared Kushner doesn’t “rule out” delaying the election. “I’m not sure I can commit one way or the other, but right now that’s the plan.” He has no power to do that of course, but since the Trump Game is a game without rules it’s anything goes.

Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana went on Fox to bitch about the over reaction to the coronavirus. He says he refuses to wear a mask in the shower.

Mitch McConnell says he doesn’t “feel any sense of urgency” to act on any coronavirus legislation. Mass deaths and record number job losses aren’t urgent to him. American lives are just a game to him.

Republican Rick Scott, who cheats at all sorts of games including senate elections, took to the Senate floor with charts to warn everybody about deficits. He called any more federal help blank check bailouts for liberal politicians.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Republicans are all of a sudden concerned about the federal deficit that they themselves created.

Nearly 40% percent of households earning less than $40,000/year lost jobs in March but so what, America is a rich man’s game and people making less than $40,000 can’t play. They game the common folk by making them believe that they can.

Trump and the Republicans are going to start gaming their dumb fuck base by telling them that the Democrats created the deficit and they’ll believe it because they’ll believe anything. It’s a winning strategy if the majority of eligible voters let Republicans get away with it.

Beat them at their own game. Vote en masse.

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