Trump Plague 2020
I’m a loud mouth liberal living in Los Angeles and I’ve been writing this daily blog, The Daily Crime Report, since April 2017. It’s pretty much a daily synopsis of the stupid, corrupt, sneaky, coniving, and downright evil crap that Trump and the GOP have been doing since the day nobody attended his inauguration with puns, satire and snark. I’ve written so many of them (over 1,000 by now) that I’ve broken them up into 3 month “quarterly reports” that I publish as The Treason Chronicles on Kindle. This is my patriotic contribution to this horrible time in the American story. It’s a written historical account with puns, satire and snark. This is a special report just on how Trump is gaslighting the nation on the coronavirus. This is all pulled from the 12th Quarterly Report (Jan — March 2020) which started off with Trump almost starting WWIII with Iran, to him getting impeached in the House and acquited by the Senate, to the Trump Plague 2020. This is one of those times where you have to see it to believe it unless of course you’re a Republican in Trump’s America. They only believe what they’re told.
February 14
Ex-con American televangelist Jim Bakker is selling a liquid that will kill a virus that is killing people in China called the coronavirus for $300,
February 17, 2020
Conspiracy theorist Arkansas Senator Tom Cotton is spreading the rumor that the coronavirus originated in a high-security biochemical lab in China. Not true. These guys lie as often as the American people worry about what the president is going to do next.
Bullies attacked an Asian American teen at school because they said he had the coronavirus. The president attacks people of color so why can’t we?
February 22
Because Trump knows more than anybody else in the world he ignored CDC’s advice and gave the go ahead for 15 people who have the coronavirus to fly home on a commercial airline after being quarantined on a Diamond Princess cruise ship off the coast of Japan with 300 other people. Now they have had contact with tens of thousands of other people across the country.
February 25
The Dow Jones fell 1000 points amid fears of the coronavirus while Trump was in India doing a MAGA rally. Trump will say it never happened, cough, wipe his nose and then shake Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s hand and the crowd will go crazy!
Indian MAGAs worshipped Trump like a new God. We shall call him Dickshamepoopy, the God of the school yard bully who never grows up.
Trump got to visit the home of Mahatma Gandhi. He had to take off his shoes and sit on the floor so now the carpet smells like feet and dick, shame, and poopy.
In the middle of the night Trump tweeted how great the stock market was doing even though the Dow was down 1000 points. God has tweeted everybody. Dickshamepoopy has spoken. Let it be so. The stock market is great! I am great! I am a golden orange god!
Meanwhile, the administration is freaking out over how to handle the coronavirus. Homeland Security Deputy Secretary Cuccinelli asked what he should do on Twitter because why not? You can reach Dickshamepoopy on Twitter so why not see if Louis Pasteur is available? Hello? Hello?
The White House is scrambling to put in an urgent budget request to address the deadly coronavirus outbreak because it’s spooking the financial markets and restricting international travel. Germs or dollars! Meanwhile Trump is reassuring everybody that the coronavirus is very much under control in the USA and that we almost have a vaccine for it. So Dickshamepoopy is going to cure the coronavirus and AIDS and pediatric cancer. Man, he really is a god.
Fox is downplaying the coronavirus, telling its viewers that it’s all liberal hype. Tucker Carlson is blaming the media for the coronavirus spread: “Wokeness is a cult. They’d let you die” over identity politics. Hey Tucker! Do your Christian followers know you pray to a Hindu god?
It’s Fat Tuesday today. Otherwise known as President’s Day in America or Dickshamepoopy Day in India.
February 26
The deadly coronavirus (COVID-19) has infected 80,238 people and killed 2,700 worldwide. There are recorded cases in the United States, including 14 passengers who were aboard the Diamond Princess cruise ship in Japan who then exposed 300 people on the flight back home plus 17 people who contracted it from China. We are not equipped to handle a pandemic because Trump has left the key role at the CDC vacant, defunded federal agencies, hired incompetent ass kissing sycophants, and lied to us about the seriousness of the health crisis.
Nancy Messonnier, Director of the Center for the National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases (NCIRD) has a warning for the public: “The data over the past week about the spread in other countries has raised our level of concern and expectation that we are going to have community spread here……. Disruption to everyday life might be severe……..It’s not so much a question of if this will happen any more, but rather more a question of exactly when this will happen and how many people in this country will have severe illness.”
Schools and businesses need to start preparing now.
Only 3 US states can test for the coronavirus. Trump has defunded the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to a level where it can barely function.
Trump is bullshitting the country when he says that they have everything under control. He says it’s no big deal and if it does turn out to be a big deal it will be the Democrats’ fault.
Top White House economic adviser Larry Kudlow says the virus is very contained and that their health experts are prepared for anything. The White House says it has got its best brains working on it and there is no need to panic. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo blames China and Iran for censoring information about the outbreak. Rush Limbaugh says the coronavirus is nothing more than a common cold that is being “weaponized” to bring down Trump.
Trump’s proposed budget would cut funding for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention by 17%. He wants to cut US funding to the World Health Organization by more than half and cut Health and Human Services by 10%. The budget for his stupid wall will not be cut.
He’s going to do a press conference at the end of the day after the stock market closes and whatever he ends up saying, it will be a lie. If the stock market is down again today, he’ll claim that it’s high. The coronavirus is fake news so sneeze and cough away America! Don’t cover your mouth and whatever you do, don’t wash your hands. Kiss a stranger on the mouth and grab ’em by the pussy!
Trump tweeted this morning: Low Ratings Fake News MSDNC (Comcast) & @CNN are doing everything possible to make the Caronavirus look as bad as possible, including panicking markets, if possible. Likewise their incompetent Do Nothing Democrat comrades are all talk, no action. USA in great shape!
San Francisco has declared a state of emergency over the coronavirus. Being an international city, they’re not messing around. They don’t need an official warning from the amateur, San Francisco hating federal government.
The coronavirus is not contained. It will not fade in the spring. Trump cut CDC by 9 percent. Trump eliminated the position at the global health security teams at NSC and DHS. They don’t know what they are doing. They are fixated on the politics and the stock market. This is not a Democratic talking point, it’s what the leading epidemiologists in the world predict.“ — Senator Brian Schatz
“Does anyone think that if there were a consequential national security/economic crisis that this Administration has the intellectual capacity and policy acumen to navigate the nation through it? The answer, frighteningly, is no. Now we have the coronavirus and they have no idea.” — former attorney general Eric Holder
Emergency! The coronavirus is headed your way and there is nothing that can be done about it because nobody is in charge, the buildings and labs are all empty, and the government is lying to you.
Too bad the virus can’t be selective and infect only MAGAs, Republicans in Congress, and Trump. They never wash their hands.
February 27
Hours after Trump credited himself for containing the coronavirus in the US by closing off the country to certain areas, “It’s never been done before, and I did it early” he held a big important news conference so he could turn the whole public health crisis over to Mike Pence after talking about how unfairly he has been treated and slamming devout Catholic Nancy Pelosi on Ash Wednesday.
When reporters asked him to be more specific about the coronavirus, he bragged about getting all of the best people. Like Mike Pence? The guy who, while governor of Indiana, single handedly made the HIV epidemic in his state worse by denying addicts clean needles? His first response to the crisis was to make a values judgement based on his religion. Those junkies deserve what they’re getting and need to find Jesus.
Mike Pence doesn’t like drug addicts. He doesn’t like gay people, either. He believes in conversion therapy because he believes that being gay is an abomination and disgusting lifestyle choice that is right there in the Bible. He doesn’t believe in climate change. If the planet floods he and Mother will catch a ride on the next arc. He’s doubtful that condoms work and is on record for saying that smoking doesn’t cause cancer. He wrote an op-ed in 2000 that said that people who smoke themselves to death is just “hysteria from the political class and the media.” One of Trump’s “best people.”
If a gay person contracts the coronavirus will Mike Pence deny them treatment on the grounds of religious freedom?
As far as the sinking stock market goes, Trump says the Democratic debate caused it, not people freaking out over the coronavirus that he has all the best people working on.
A new coronavirus case has emerged in Sacramento, California. This could be the first person to person transmission in the country and the patient may have infected others because they couldn’t be tested in a timely manner because they didn’t fit the federal criteria for testing. They had to wait days. Doctors said yes to the test and the feds said no because the patient hadn’t travelled to China or swapped spit with an infected person.
Japan has a new case of a re-occurrence in the same person which means that the coronavirus could stay dormant after recovery and victims could be re-infected.
Italy has 400 cases of the coronavirus.
Friday prayers in Tehran have been cancelled. That hasn’t happened since the 1979 revolution.
France’s president Macron says the coronavirus is an epidemic.
Fox News says the coronavirus is possibly a Democratic plot to make Trump look bad and ruin the economy.
Trump has got it all under control. The best people. The best.
“The coronavirus outbreak is laying bare the pathologies of the Trump administration — which include compulsive lying, pandering to dictators, ideological aversion to “globalism,” inveterate hostility toward experts and expertise, and sheer incompetence.” — Max Boot
“Trump has pushed the deficit to over $1 trillion, a 74% increase in just four years and we have nothing to show for it. No new infrastructure, no great social programs and virtually no CDC to protect us from the coronavirus epidemic. Trump has gutted us for nothing.” — Amee Vanderpool
“DO NOT LISTEN TO THE PRESIDENT during this emergency. Listen to the CDC. Listen to career federal health officials. Listen to international experts and scholars. Listen to doctors. Listen to major-media health journalists. But DO NOT LISTEN TO THE PRESIDENT.” — Seth Abramson
February 28
The coronavirus is the biggest story in the world but if you listen to Trump it’s not that big of a deal and besides, Mike Pence is working on it because he doesn’t have anything better to do (yes, Trump said that.) His lies are impacting global health. By not training and protecting HHS federal workers who first responded to the infected passengers on the cruise ship in Japan and then “over riding” the CDC’s recommendation to not let them travel back to the states in a passenger airplane, he helped spread the virus. Now he not only won’t admit to how serious it is but he’s out right lying about it because he’s worried about his re-election. He doesn’t care about the health of Americans. If people die, if their daily lives are dramatically altered, and if stores run out of food, medicine and daily household goods, oh well. How does my hair look?
This growing pandemic is already starting to have a global production impact. China has shut down much of its production. South Korea and Italy will soon. Since we buy a lot of stuff from China this is going to make Trump look really bad because of his big important deals with China. This is already killing the stock market which is all Trump cares about.
The Dow Jones fell 1,191 points (4.4%) yesterday, the biggest one day point decline in history which surpassed Monday’s 1,031 point drop which was the 4th biggest. The DJIA, S&P 500 and NASDAQ are down more than 10% this week. This is worse than the 2008 crisis. We’re in correction territory now.
Trump put Larry Kudrow and Steve Mnuchin on Pence’s task force. They don’t know the first thing about public health but they know a lot about money.
Meanwhile, the rest of the world is getting prepared. Japan has closed all schools in the country until April, effective immediately. Israel is telling people not to fly anywhere unless they absolutely have to. Tens of thousands have been tested in South Korea.
Only 445 people have been tested in the US.
Trump’s Health Secretary, Alex Azar, can’t guarantee that the coronavirus vaccine will be affordable for everyone so if you’re poor, too bad for you. But hold on a minute. If poor people catch it and sneeze on the dishes in the 5 star restaurants that rich people dine in because they can’t afford to miss a day of shitty pay because the restaurant doesn’t give employees sick days, won’t they catch it too? Rich people’s lungs aren’t any different than poor people’s lungs. So maybe it’s OK to care about poor people just this once? Coronavirus vaccines for everyone!
Trump is telling the country that there are only 15 cases of the coronavirus (there are at least 60,) that it’s less lethal than the common flu (um, no — there is a 2% mortality rate,) and that it’s going to disappear fast (it’s going to get much, much worse.) The MAGAs who believe everything he says will believe this and get sick and possibly die. Their stupidity and loyalty to Trump could literally mean the death of them.
The Republican talking point is that the Dems have politicized the coronavirus. They’re all saying it. Right wing media, too. They’re downplaying the seriousness of the coronavirus and misleading their audiences by telling them that the media and top Democrats are weaponizing the virus to scare everybody in order to hurt Trump’s re-election efforts.
Anybody who believes this shit deserves what’s coming to them.
A whistleblower who has first hand knowledge of how the HHS responded to the outbreak and how it failed to protect its employees and the public says that the Trump administration is bullying anybody who has knowledge of the mishandling of the pandemic to keep their mouth shut or else.
The White House is tightening control of coronavirus messaging by government health officials and scientists. Nobody can talk to the public without clearing what they’re going to say with Mike Pence first. The government is censoring experts.
Trump is gaslighting a pandemic. He could care less about anybody getting sick and dying. He doesn’t care if it spreads. He’s more concerned about keeping the deep state conspiracy alive and meeting with Diamond and Silk at the White House because he thinks those 2 wingnuts represent the entire black community and will help him get black votes. Yes, while the world was freaking out about a fast spreading, deadly virus, Trump was getting stroked by diamonds and silk.
Gaslighting the public, passing the emergency off to somebody else, and blaming the Democrats have kept Trump pretty busy the past couple of days. He tweeted this last night: Do Nothing Democrats were busy wasting their time on the Impeachment Hoax, & anything they could do to make the Republican Party look bad, while I was busy calling early boarder & flight closings, putting us way ahead in our battle with the Coronavirus. Dems called it very wrong!
Spread dem lies.
February 29
The World Health Organization has given the coronavirus the highest alert status possible. In the last 36 hours 83,000 cases have been reported in 50 countries. 36,000 have recovered. Over 2,800 people have died.
International airports are freezing hiring, cutting flights, and sending workers home.
Lebanon has closed its schools. Switzerland is cancelling all events with more than 1000 people. Tokyo closed Disney parks for 2 weeks. Iran closed parliament.
An Iranian member of parliament has died from the virus.
While all other governments around the world are doing what they need to do to keep the virus from spreading, Trump and his gang are calling the coronavirus a Democratic hoax designed to hurt his chances of re-election.
11 cases of the coronavirus have been confirmed in San Antonio, 3 in Santa Clara County California, 1 in northwestern Oregon (the patient works for the school district) and 2 in Washington state.
The progression of the spread has moved from containment to mitigation.
2 more passengers from the Diamond Princess cruise ship have died. They are the fifth and sixth passengers to die from the virus who were on that ship.
While all other world leaders have made the global health crisis their number one priority, our president and vice president have been preoccupied with winning the next election. Trump did a MAGA rally and Pence attended a fundraiser yesterday.
Trump told the MAGA groupies at his rally in South Carolina that the Democrats are politicizing the coronavirus. It’s “their new hoax,” he told them. The crowd cheered. South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham was there clapping for Trump to the tune of Macho Man and then addressed the crowd by saying, “Thank you more than anything else for putting up with the never ending bullshit you have to go through!” The crowd cheered and he and Trump held hands. Lindsey has sunk so low that he’s clapping for Trump and tapping to Macho Man while saying bullshit at the podium, on camera. After this is all over (assuming he doesn’t contract the hoax virus and expire) he’ll say he never held hands with Trump in public. He’s a kook!
Trump may not care about the hoax virus but he did say he would end AIDS, put the first woman on the moon and plant the US flag on Mars.
He’s a kook.
He brought up the wall at his rally because that’s always a real crowd pleaser. He said border security was health security (who’s politicizing the coronavirus now?) and would do everything possible to keep people from carrying “the infection” from entering the country. Blame the brown skinned immigrants and give the crowd what it wants.
Trump told the crowd that Mexico is paying for the wall but that the media is refusing to report it.
38% of people say they won’t buy Corona beer because they’re afraid of getting the virus. That percentage is same amount of people who still support Trump. They’re too stupid to live so they’ll probably get the coronavirus at a rally and well, the end.
When reporters asked Trump earlier in the day about what was being done to combat the coronavirus his response was, “We’re ordering a lot of supplies. We’re ordering a lot of, uh, elements that frankly we wouldn’t be ordering unless it was something like this. But we’re ordering a lot of different elements of medical. A lot of people are getting better. The fifteen number… the fifteen people likewise we have them down to a much lower number. One of the people is I wouldn’t say not doing well.”
He’s a kook.
Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney attended the far right wing kook CPAC gathering so he could blame the media for spreading the coronavirus. It’s a Democratic hoax. He recommends that Americans turn off their TV for 24 hours.
Turning off your TV for 24 hours during a global health crisis is the last thing anybody should do.
The Trump administration is bashing the media for covering a global health crisis. The government’s response to the crisis is more dangerous than the virus itself.
The US Surgeon General put out a tweet telling people not to buy masks. People are like, “Wait, what? We have a surgeon general?”
The public doesn’t want to hear from Trump or White House politicians or his appointees about the virus. They want to hear from doctors and scientists.
Anthony Fauci, the highly respected expert on infectious diseases who has served in both Democratic and Republican administrations, won’t be going on any of the Sunday morning news shows to brief the public on the facts about the virus because Trump won’t let him. If he does, MAGAs will find out that he is a kook.
And a hoax.
March 1
Mike Pence is on it! Fear not, America! Mike Pence and his task force are PRAYING the coronavirus away! No thoughts (because that could lead to critical thinking which could lead to science,) just prayers. Rest easy, America! Mike Pence has got this!
Everybody in the White House is totally freaking out about what to do about the health crisis. What do we do? WHAT DO WE DO?!!!! First we have got to try and convince the public that we’re not freaking out. To prove that they we aren’t freaking out, Pence tweeted out a photo of a round table meeting of all men with this caption: Today we had a very productive meeting of the White House Coronavirus Taskforce in the Situation Room. We placed additional travel restrictions on Iran & we are increasing the travel advisory to level 4, urging Americans not to travel to specific regions in Italy & South Korea.
Sound good? We got it!
Global health crisis history fun fact: 1/3 of the people around the world got the Spanish flu in 1918 and 1919. 2.5% of the people who got it died, a total of 80 to 100 million worldwide. Soldiers who fought in WWI spread it from port to port. More US soldiers died from the Spanish flu (63,114) than did in combat (53,402.) Overall, 675,000 Americans were killed by the Spanish flu, amounting to more than all of the US soldiers who were killed in WWI, WWII, the Korean War, and the Vietnam War combined. India lost 18 to 20 million people. If the coronavirus travels around the world and infects as many people as the 1918/19 flu did, 1 billon people could die. 1/3 of our Congress could get it.
Trump called a press conference after the first person to contract the virus on American soil died. Everybody expected him to talk about that but he didn’t. He called the press conference to announce the end of the war in Afghanistan because he really needed to look good after the stock market tanked. He had to prove to himself that he’s still got it.
After he bragged about ending the Afghan war, he got around to talking about the coronavirus, mere hours after he did a MAGA rally in South Carolina where he called the coronavirus a Democratic hoax. He kind of admitted that the coronavirus wasn’t fake but he downplayed it by saying, “Healthy people, if you’re healthy, you will probably go through a process and you’ll be fine.” He mentioned the deceased and said it was a woman in her 50s who was already sickly. “She was a very fine woman,” he said. The first person who got the virus in America and died was a man.
Listening to Trump is hazardous to your health.
When a reporter confronted Trump about calling the coronavirus a Democratic hoax at a MAGA rally the day before he said no he didn’t. “I don’t like it when they are criticizing these people, and that’s the hoax,” he said.
WTF?
Trump would like us to believe that when he used the word “hoax” it was NOT about the coronavirus itself but about what Democrats were saying about his administration’s response. Got it? You called my people names so now you’re gonna get it. I’m gonna smear the shit out of you.
After he put on an act for the press he headed over to CPAC and let it rip in front of the crazies. He said that Bloomberg was violating campaign finance laws which not a single person present saw as ironic. When he brought up Mitt Romney the crowd booed. Trump called him a low life and the crowd booed some more. Regarding Elizabeth Warren, he said “Look what I did to her! She choked. You know, she went out and got a test because I was killing her with the Pocahontas.” On the Taliban peace deal he said they timed the withdrawal to coincide with CPAC and then boasted that “We could win that war easily if we wanted to kill a million people.”
March 2
Our day begins with a tweet from the conman, criminal, impeached, grifter president: I was criticized by the Democrats when I closed the Country down to China many weeks ahead of what almost everyone recommended. Saved many lives. Dems were working the Impeachment Hoax. They didn’t have a clue! Now they are fear mongering. Be calm & vigilant!
His first thought on Monday morning with a rapidly spreading virus that is moving across the globe that could potentially kill a lot of people is not about US, but about him. His efforts to test, treat and control the virus has been botched because of his incompetence. He doesn’t have a plan. He’s going to get a lot of people killed.
He’s claiming now that he’s working with experts to find a cure for the coronavirus. You can’t cure a virus.
Mike Pence went on 3 Sunday morning news shows to spin the White House’s response to the coronavirus. He lied and said that they have tested 47,000 people at airports. There aren’t that many test kits. He danced around being asked about Junior accusing the Democrats of wanting millions of people to die to hurt his dad politically. No one asked Pence about how he failed at handling the HIV outbreak in Indiana when he was governor in 2015. That’s a good question and as usual, the media didn’t ask it. Mike Pence’s only plan is to carry out Trump’s plan — to make Trump look good.
An investigation into the production of faulty coronavirus kits is underway. That’s just great. First there weren’t enough test kits and now the test kits are contaminated.
A second death from the coronavirus has been reported in Washington. It was a man in his 70s who was living in a nursing facility for seniors. Now people are afraid that the illness has spread undetected out into the Seattle suburbs for weeks.
New York has reported its first case.
What’s the plan? WHAT’S THE PLAN?
The port of Los Angeles is projecting a 25% drop in container volumes this month. The spread of the coronavirus is having an economic impact on shipping operations and the foreign supply chain. The impact is only beginning to be felt, hurting the only thing Trump cares about — the stock market.
Stores are running out of hand sanitizer and wipes. Amazon is gouging people.
10,000 US troops in South Korea have been placed in quarantine. South Korea has a plan. It has asked its citizens to stay indoors because the spread is getting worse.
France closed the Louvre Museum.
Trump fired the entire pandemic response chain of command chain in 2018. We have never been less prepared for a pandemic.
The Center of Disease Control told all but 2 California labs that they will not be allowed to test for the coronavirus and then it stupidly released a patient from the Texas Center for Infectious Disease who later tested positive, putting the entire community at risk. It doesn’t appear that the CDC has a plan.
We’re so used to Trump lying that we don’t pay any attention anymore. We expect it. What makes this time different is that hundreds of thousands of people could die.
The public is immune to his lies and corruption. People have checked out which is all going to plan. When people are checked out it’s much easier to commit more crimes.
“It’s not hard to predict. If this pandemic gets out of control, if the administration’s incompetence creates a firestorm, they’ll blame immigrants, scapegoat fictitious “traitors”, and peddle wild conspiracy theories about biological weapons. It’s the authoritarian playbook.” — Jared Yates Sexton
Meanwhile, the Republicans are out there defending him and blaming the Democrats which is always their plan. Mike Huckabee says Trump “could personally sick the virus out of every one of the 60,000 people in the world, suck it out of their lungs, swim to the bottom of the ocean and spit it out, and he would be accused of pollution for messing up the ocean.”
March 3
Trump hosted a reality TV roundtable meeting with big important pharmaceutical executives to talk about the coronavirus on camera. He made a fool of himself when he tried to push the CEOs to “accelerate” a vaccine right now. Like come on, you’re making me look bad. I heard a vaccine will be ready in a few months. Right? RIGHT? I know Tina Turner. Good friend of mine. We need a hero and that hero is gonna be me.
Dr. Fauci, the US director of infectious diseases was one of the experts at the table and did his best to not make Trump look bad by explaining to him as an elementary school teacher would that that’s not how vaccine development works. The soonest they could have a vaccine is in a year, maybe the fall.
Trump sat there with his arms crossed tightly across his man boobs and said really stupid stuff like, “Well, I think treatment in many ways might be more exciting,” and “This would be a combination of a vaccine and also it will — put it in a different way — make you better, quicker?”
A reporter asked him if it was safe or appropriate for him to be holding MAGA rallies during a public health crisis. “Well, these were set up a long time ago and others are — I mean, you could ask that to the Democrats because they’re having a lot of rallies.” He said he thought his MAGA rallies were safe and then off he went to another one where he told the crowd to stick thumb tacks in their necks. They did. Then he yelled that Buttigieg and Klobuchar should be impeached for making quid pro quo with Joe Biden. “They made a deal!”
The only thing the public knows for sure is that Mike Pence and Trump are lying which makes people want to sit in a dark room, rock back and forth, and suck their thumbs but they won’t because they’re not going to touch their own faces BECAUSE THE CORONAVIRUS COULD BE EVERYWHERE! It may be too late for hand sanitizer!
A second case in New York has been reported and a New York City high school has been closed because of a suspected case.
The latest death count in Washington state is 6. A physical therapist has the symptoms and tried to get tested but to no avail. Her experience of trying to get information from a variety of different sources showed her that the government has no idea what it’s doing and is sitting around with its thumb up its ass.
When a reporter called city officials in Kirkland, Washington, the epicenter of the coronavirus outbreak, to ask if they had heard from anyone on the White House task force they said, “Not directly.”
Low income and elderly people are in limbo right now, not knowing if their medical plan will be of any use to them during a global health emergency. If you’re on Medicare or Medicaid the government says that it has to review what will or won’t be covered in terms of coronavirus testing and treatment. In other words, we have no idea what we’re doing. We’re all thumbs.
FEMA is preparing for a possible coronavirus emergency declaration but it doesn’t have enough staff or experienced leaders to deal with it if it does happen because Trump never made staffing FEMA a priority. They don’t have deputy directors and the current directors are acting directors, like substitute teachers.
The CDC was supposed to hold a telephone press briefing at noon yesterday but they canceled it without explanation.
The Trump administration has no credibility and now they expect us to believe what they’re telling us about their coronavirus response. They’re thumbing their noses at us. Again.
Up until 4 days ago, Trump was calling the coronavirus a Democratic hoax.
“One day it’s like a miracle, it will disappear. And from our shores, you know, it could get worse before it gets better. Could maybe go away. We’ll see what happens.” — Trump
March 4
The latest in How the US Government is Bungling the Global Health Crisis News: The World Health Organization is saying that the coronavirus is worse than the Spanish flu of 1918/19. The case fatality ratio is 3.4%. The Spanish flu was 2.5%. The seasonal flu is .1%. The Homeland Security facility in Washington state closed due to an outbreak, Pence did a White House briefing on the virus but wouldn’t allow any audio or video because it would make them look bad, the Centers for Disease Control is withholding potentially lifesaving information from doctors, doctors can’t get testing approved, and Trump wants to keep the real numbers hidden from the public so they won’t hurt his chances for re-election.
The White House sent out a formal press release on White House letterhead which was nothing but copies of different tweets from presidential ass kissers praising Trump about how he’s handling of the coronavirus.
An Amazon employee in Seattle has tested positive.
Washington Senator Patty Murray is not happy with the government’s response to the coronavirus. “To put it simply: if someone at the White House or in this administration is actually in charge of responding to the coronavirus, it’d be news to anybody in my state.”
“It is a fair question to ask whether the lack of testing is due to gross incompetence by the Trump Administration, or Trump’s stated desire to minimize the corona outbreak. Either way we now have severe consequences. And we cannot get those critical weeks back.” — Congressman Ted Lieu
US Secretary of Health and Human Services, Alex Azar, says wa-la! They’ll have a vaccine in 3 days. Alex is a pharmaceutical lobbyist and former drug company executive. He, Trump, and the drug industry CEOs are partying it up because they’re going to get rich off of Americans getting sick.
When Trump was asked about how the uninsured are going to be cared for he responded by saying, “They have a big problem and we’re going to look at the uninsured people that, you know, this came out as a surprise to all of us. It just happened. It shows what can happen in life. We gonna see if we can help them out.”
The Federal Reserve cut interest rates to “battle the coronavirus.” It’s the first cut since the financial crisis of 2008. The real battle is the fear in the markets ABOUT the pandemic. The Dow dropped nearly 800 points anyway.
March 5
Trump is blaming Obama for his own lame response to the coronavirus outbreak. When all else fails, blame Obama! “The Obama administration made a decision on testing that turned out to be very detrimental to what we’re doing and we undid that decision a few days ago so that testing can take place in a much more accurate and rapid fashion…”
Trump brought up the election during a coronavirus meeting with airline officials. He attacked Democratic candidates, exploiting the virus for political gain. Everybody just sat there, dumbfounded. Again. Is this guy a joke?
Mike Pence opened the meeting by flattering Trump on how he’s handling the outbreak. Trump joked, “I haven’t touched my face in weeks. Weeks! I miss it.”
Trump called into Sean Hannity’s show and told Fox viewers that it was perfectly fine for them to go to work if they’re infected with the coronavirus, that he doesn’t believe the World Health Organization’s mortality rate because he has “a hunch,” that the coronavirus is really just the flu, and Democrats are weaponizing the virus against him and his administration. After he was done ranting he concluded by saying, “I’m president and they’re not.”
“We need truth. We need the facts. We need testing. And we need them now. We needed them a week ago. And Donald Trump should take the next month off and golf, while someone else handles it.” — Chris Hayes
6 new cases of the coronavirus have popped up in Los Angeles County in the last 2 days. The LA County Board of Supervisors declared a state of emergency. Unlike the federal government, they’re not messing around. This is not a joke.
King County officials in Washington are recommending that people over 60 stay home and away from crowds.
Trump donated 25% of his presidential salary ($100,000) to fight the coronavirus and made a big deal out of it.
Frat boy Matt Gaetz wore a gas mask in the House chamber when voting for an emergency funding bill to fight the coronavirus. Was this supposed to be a joke? Did he think he was clever or funny? Fellow congress member Sean Maloney didn’t laugh. He said, “It just shows extraordinary insensitivity to people who have lost loved ones and who are now scared about what’s going on.”
Everybody is scared about what’s going on. There’s a deadly virus sweeping the nation, the government is lying to us, and Matt Gaetz thinks it’s a joke.
March 6
When asked about the coronavirus, Trump bragged about his administration getting “rave reviews” for how they’re handling it. “Nobody is blaming us for the virus. Nobody.”
Trump never focused on the actual threats to the public’s health or people dying. Doesn’t matter. He only talks about himself and the economy. “I have to say, people are now staying in the United States, spending their money in the US and I like that.”
Libertarian Senator Rand Paul voted against a $8.3 billion bill to fund coronavirus emergency aid. He was the only one who didn’t vote for it. The spread of infectious diseases and the public’s health is not the government’s problem. Nanny state nanny state nanny nanny nanny state!
So far, most of the coronavirus deaths appear to have happened in Washington. Is that because it is concentrated in Washington? No. Unlike everywhere else in the country, Washington isn’t depending on the federal government to handle this public health crisis. It developed its own test so it can perform many more tests, so identifying more cases and confirming deaths is much more efficient and equitable. The University of Washington can test 1,000 people a day and no one needs to pass the federal government’s qualification test. If your doctor wants you tested, you’re going to get tested. The more tests, the more positive results. That’s why it looks like there are more cases in Washington. Other states have it, they’re just not testing for it, so people are spreading it without knowing they have it.
Doctors are relying on the internet for information because they can’t get straight answers from the government.
The lack of testing is deliberate. If you don’t test, you can’t count. And if you don’t count, no one will know how bad it is and thus, people will keep spending money and Trump’s approval rating won’t go down. Everything can be swept under the rug except that viruses spread under the rug, too.
Trump keeps sneaking in the talking point, “closing the borders” when bragging about how much things are under control in America. The coronavirus is not here because I won’t let the Mexicans give it to us.
As Trump was signing the bill for emergency funding for the coronavirus, he opened his big fat mouth and contradicted the White House’s explanation for why he canceled his visit to the CDC. It’s not because he “didn’t want to interfere with the CDC’s mission” after all. He cancelled because he thought someone at the CDC had the coronavirus but since it “turned out negative” he’ll go ahead and try to go.
Trump is scared of getting the virus but he wants all of us to keep going to work, shopping and attending his rallies. He told Sean Hannity, “A lot of people will have this and it’s very mild. They will get better very rapidly. They don’t even see a doctor. They don’t even call a doctor.”
“A lot of people are staying here. They’re going to be doing their business here. They’re going to be traveling here. They’ll be going to resorts here. And, you know, we have a great place … we’re going to have Americans staying home.”
What president has ever said “They’ll be going to resorts here?” The only president who owns resorts.
“This is Dr. Strangelove-level stuff. At the end, Azar says it’s ok that we’re not testing lots of people like Korea is because … wait for it … there are more cases there. YOU DON’T KNOW HOW MANY CASES WE HAVE, AZAR! Status: We’ve tried nothing and are out of other ideas.” — Walter Shaub
Mike Pompeo went on Fox and Friends to try to rebrand the coronavirus as “Wuhan Virus” making it China’s fault.
He’s off to Mar-a-Lago now. It’s been such a stressful week spinning the coronavirus and passing the responsibility off to Pence. Time for golf.
March 7
Trump toured the CDC wearing a MAGA hat. He bragged about how much he understood. He thinks he’s a doctor now. “You know my Uncle was a great — he was at MIT. He taught at MIT for a record number of years. He was a great super genius, Dr. John Trump. I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that I understand it. Maybe I have a natural ability.”
Did you know? South Korea called Trump to ask for his advice about how to manage the coronavirus. Did you also know that our coronavirus tests are perfect like the Ukraine call and transcript? Actually, the tests are beautiful like Ivanka. That I can tell you.
Everybody just stood there in disbelief, politely nodding, trying to keep their eyes from rolling and thinking, “Did that fucking lunatic wash his hands?”
Trump didn’t like it when the outbreak in Washington came up. He took a shot at Governor Jay Inslee, “I told Mike not to be complimentary of that governor because that governor is a snake. Let me just tell you we have a lot of problems with the governor and the governor of Washington, that’s where you have many of your problems, OK? So Mike may be happy with him but I’m not OK?”
After the CDC tour was over, everybody not only washed their hands, they took a shower because the whole experience made them feel dirty and gross.
Speaking of Mike Pence — he told reporters that 21 people had tested positive for the coronavirus on the Grand Princess cruise ship docked off the California coast. That’s the first time anybody on board had heard of it. They found out that they’re sitting in a floating luxury petri dish while they were watching TV. Of the 2,422 guests and 1,111 crew members, only 46 of them were tested. No more testing, Trump warned. That’s enough of that. I’m washing my hands of the whole testing idea. Forget about them.
Trump doesn’t want to let people off the ship because he doesn’t want the number of coronavirus cases in the country to go up. He admitted it on TV. “I like the numbers being where they are. I don’t need to have the numbers double because of one ship.” So Americans are lost at sea, infected and exposed to a deadly virus, and the president won’t let them come ashore.
The US has the world’s highest coronavirus death rate because Trump doesn’t want people to get tested. If we knew how many more people had it, the death rate would go down. The global death rate is 3.4%. China is 3.7%. America is 5.4%.
66,650 people were tested within a week of the first case in South Korea and soon thereafter they were able to test 10,000 people a day. The UK has tested 18,083 people and found 115 positive cases. 1,895 people have been tested for the coronavirus in the US. 10% have tested positive. If more people get tested and MAGAs find out that they’re dying from it, they could wash their hands of him and then he’d lose the election and end up in jail.
Kellyanne Conway says the virus has been contained.
Trump is botching the coronavirus outbreak just like he botched Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico.
During the midst of a global health crisis, Trump hired a new chief of staff. Mike Mulvaney is out and Kiss Ass Freedom Party Kook Mark Meadows is in. Mark’s hands are really, really dirty. That’s why Trump picked him.
The American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) sent a letter out to everybody who attended their last conference in DC to alert them that 2 people who had been were there have tested positive for the coronavirus. 5 of the people who got that letter were Mike Pence, Mike Pompeo, Mitch McConnell, Ted Cruz, and Liz Cheney. The Democrats who were there did it! They didn’t wash their hands!
March 8
Someone who was at CPAC (the annual conference for white evangelical white men who make racist, sexist, oppressive laws) 2 weeks ago has tested positive for the coronavirus. All of the Republicans were there. It’s the Who’s Who of liars, criminals and hypocrites. A cardboard cut out of Jesus was there too. Jesus is their mascot which is hilarious because Jesus wouldn’t shake hands with any of those guys. Lepers yes. Republicans no.
Pete Hegseth, the Fox and Friends host who bragged about not washing his hands for 10 years spoke at CPAC.
Mike Mulvaney, Trump’s ousted Chief of Staff, was a guest at CPAC. When asked about the coronavirus while on stage, he blamed the media and said the whole thing was a plot to take Trump down. Right after he said that he wiped spit away from the corner of his mouth and shook some guy’s hand.
Mike Pence was at CPAC.
Trump was at CPAC.
The coronavirus is in Washington DC.
When reporters asked Trump about the coronavirus reaching DC he said he wasn’t concerned at all and that his MAGA rallies would continue. “We’ll hold tremendous rallies.”
If Trump was a real president he wouldn’t hold any rallies at all.
“Good to know the POTUS is on top of the crisis. He’s playing golf and can’t screw anything up for 6 hours.” — Joe Lockhart
Trump said, “I didn’t know people died from the flu.” It killed his grandfather. He died from the Spanish flu when he was only 49. He came home from work feeling sick and then dropped dead.
Trump choked the CDC by cutting its budget so that it can’t handle a crisis like the coronavirus. He is single handedly causing a pandemic.
The Italian government has declared a quarantine and lockdown of 16 million people in Northern Italy. The mandatory quarantine will last until early April. The government is also set to close down cinemas, museums and theatres across the country. All Series A football matches have been cancelled. Churches may remain open, but masses will be canceled. The Italian society of intensive therapy has declared, “It might be necessary to limit the age of people who can enter intensive therapy to preserve resources for those having more chances of surviving” which means that Italy is preparing to let high risk Italians die.
The CDC has contracted with a company to make coronavirus tests that Trump may have stock in. Like everything else, he has shown no proof of divestment which means he stands to profit bigly from the coronavirus once they get around to testing people.
Trump is keeping the CDC from warning seniors from flying and going into crowded places. He overruled health officials who wanted to recommend that the elderly and physically fragile avoid air travel. Trump is thinning the herd and covering his ass.
One of the people Trump won’t let off the cruise ship has stage 4 cancer and is supposed to start chemo tomorrow.
Congress needs to get to the bottom of this but like we saw with impeachment, Democrats can only do so much. Republicans would rather die than cross Trump.
March 9
Trump and 2 senior staffers, Jared and Ivanka, weren’t in DC over the weekend working on the public health crisis. They were partying it up at Junior’s girlfriend’s birthday bash at Mar-a-Lago. Birthday cake for everyone! Charge it to the taxpayers! Not a care in the world because they don’t live in the real world. They live in Trump’s world. As for the rest of us, let them eat cake but not their cake.
“The virus is spreading like wildfire, markets are crumbling, the Saudis have started an oil price war and the president is….golfing.” — Steven Rattner
Ben Carson went on George Stephanopoulos’ show, ABC This Week, and avoided all questions about what the government is doing about the coronavirus. As far as the cruise ship docking off the coast of California with people on board who are infected, he couldn’t really say what the plan was for them other than they’re working on it.
“If the plan hasn’t been fully formulated, perhaps it should dock at Mar-A-Lago.” — Steve Marmel
Ben Carson, a medical doctor, told people that “there’s no reason you shouldn’t go” to a crowded Trump rally if you’re healthy. Ben used his official capacity as a member of Trump’s cabinet to campaign for him on national television during an interview about a pandemic and advise cultists to expose themselves to potential death to show loyalty to Trump.
Matt Gaetz wants us all to believe that wearing a gas mask on the House floor the other day wasn’t a stupid stunt but a serious political statement. He did it to convey the message that we’re dealing with a crisis here! He also told the Daily Caller that the alcohol he’ll consume during spring break should kill the virus.
Members of Congress are worried about the coronavirus. But it’s a Democratic hoax, remember? That’s what Trump said! The bullies on Capitol Hill want recess so they can run home. Typical bullies.
Republicans shouldn’t get to run home. They should be locked in a room together as a consequence for protecting Trump and not taking steps to protect the public. If they had done the right thing and voted to remove Trump after he was impeached we might have some competent leadership working on this right now.
“Can you imagine how quick and organized the response to the coronavirus would have been if Hillary Clinton had been in the White House?” — Leah McElrath
Ted Cruz is quarantining himself. The perfect excuse to hide out at home! Tea Party kooky weirdo congressman, Paul Gosar of Arizona, announced that he and 3 members of his senior staff are officially under self-quarantine because of the Wuhan Virus. Gosar is the extremist nut that is so out there on the tea party right that his 6 siblings made a TV commercial endorsing his opponent in 2018.
Wuhan Virus? The Republicans are spinning away from the virus being a Democratic hoax to it being all China’s fault. Gosar is also spinning that Trump never called the virus a Democratic hoax, the Democrats called it a hoax.
It’s ironic how the Republicans are protecting the identity of the person at CPAC who has the virus but they’re hell bent on revealing who the whistleblower is. And isn’t it ironic that some attendants at CPAC were being infected by the virus just as they were using the spotlight to bash the media for creating mass hysteria around the virus in order to damage Trump’s run for re-election?
Now they’re running scared.
“It’s the monkey paw nature of Trumpland on full display: some of the worst people in the country are self-quarantining but it’s because there’s a virus that’s spreading because of their incompetence.” — Adam Parkhomenko
Trump makes history again for making a public health crisis political. He claims “Fake News Media doing everything possible to make us look bad.”
As Trump continues to bash the media this morning, his loyalists in Congress are running scared and calling it self quarantine. Since Republicans never do anything that’s good for the public you have to wonder why they’re self quarantining. Are they hiding? Are they scared of a little flu that will vanish once the weather gets warm like Trump said? Or are they posturing to make it look like they really do care about the public so it won’t hurt their 2020 run?
They want to run like hell to avoid the inevitable — mayhem.
“If Congress leaves town early, the reaction will be like a run on the bank. No member should leave DC while schools are open, planes are flying, Trump is holding rallies, etc. Captain goes down with the ship — or, at least, doesn’t shove children aside to get in a lifeboat.” — Walter Shaub
10% of Iran’s parliament is infected. Saudi Arabia closed all schools and universities across the kingdom. The Philippines closed schools. Italy has 1,492 new cases of coronavirus and 133 new deaths.
“I don’t know how much more clear this can be. The health system in Italy is on the verge of collapse. And that is with containment measures and thousands of tests, and some of the world’s best hospitals. We have done nothing.” — Sara Danner Dukic
Stock trading was halted for 15 minutes after the S&P 500 fell 7% just now.
March 10
Trump went on and on during a press conference about the coronavirus, bragging about how well he’s handling it — I suspended all travel from China and screened all flights which is UNPRECEDENTED. I did that! He also made outrageous promises like paying low wage earners to stay home from work if they have been exposed. And tax breaks! He’ll give out tax breaks! Then his fall guy, Mike Pence, gave a coronavirus tax force, er task force report starting with praising Trump for his outstanding leadership from the golf course. Pence reassured everybody, in his nails on chalkboard, condescending voice, that Americans wouldn’t get sick — the probability of contracting the virus is very, very low, especially for young children, he said because Trump has closed the borders and contained the problem (message: immigrants immigrants immigrants immigrants.) And they have plenty of tests for every state now! That’s a misstatement. Have you or the president been tested yet, Mr. Pence? Never mind.
The White House is looking into giving special federal relief to the hotel, cruise, and airline industries since they’re suffering financially from the Democratic hoax/Muhan (foreigner foreigner foreigner foreigner) virus. First, he kills the agriculture industry and throws money at farmers and now he’s killing the travel industry and wants to throw money at that. Who’s money is he throwing? Never mind.
Fox News is really drilling down hard on the coronavirus being blown way out of proportion by the Democrats and the media. The Fox News audience is the most vulnerable demographic for contracting the virus. People will die because of this kind of propaganda but never mind.
The head of Port Authority of New York and New Jersey has tested positive for the coronavirus.
Matt Gaetz found out he had been exposed to the coronavirus while flying around with Trump on Air Force One. He quarantined himself on the plane by sitting away from everybody else which is really stupid since the plane recirculates the air inside the plane exposing everything to anything. What ya doin way over there with the press pool, Matt?
Outwardly, Trump acts like the whole coronavirus thing is not that big of a deal, never mine never mine never mine, but behind closed doors he’s freaking out, paranoid that journalists are plotting to give it to him. He told his aides that reporters will intentionally try to contract it themselves in order to spread it to him on Air Force One.
Trump is in a desperate panic to blame anybody and everybody for the chaos that he alone created: Saudi Arabia and Russia are arguing over the price and flow of oil. That, and the Fake News, is the reason for the market drop!………………. So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common Flu. It averages between 27,000 and 70,000 per year. Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!……….. “Trump has outmastered the Deep State. He’s light years ahead of us.” MSDNC. I disagree. We have a long way to go. There are still some very bad, sick people in our government — people who do not love our Country (In fact, they hate our Country!)………… The Fake News Media and their partner, the Democrat Party, is doing everything within its semi-considerable power (it used to be greater!) to inflame the CoronaVirus situation, far beyond what the facts would warrant. Surgeon General, “The risk is low to the average American.”
Alex Azar did a press conference to let everybody know that “the market has obviously been very active today. President Trump has delivered a historically strong economy.” Azar is the health secretary, not the treasury secretary. A background in medicine or science? Never mind.
The World Health Organization (WHO) officially declared COVID-19 (coronavirus) as a pandemic. This means people are giving it to each other, it’s spreading across the globe, and it’s deadly.
A priest at Christ Church in Washington DC has the coronavirus. He gave communion and shook hands with 500 worshippers so now they all have to self quarantine. The church is closed for the first time in 200 years.
The Trump administration has ordered immigration offices to immediately remove posters explaining how to prevent the coronavirus. Immigrants giving it to other immigrants? We don’t mind!
What’s on Trump’s mind this morning? The federal reserve, fake news, his poll numbers, gas prices, Fox and Friends ratings, and his wall. Nothing about the public’s health.
March 11
Dr. Helen Y. Chu, an infectious disease expert in Seattle, started testing people in January even though “officials” told her not to. She discovered a few cases where people hadn’t travelled abroad concluding that residents of Seattle were passing it to each other. One was a teenaged boy who officials stopped as he was entering his high school once they learned he tested positive. They sent him home and the school was shut down. Didn’t matter. State and federal officials said STOP TESTING.
Trump had lunch with Republican senators and they applauded him as he entered the room as if he were a king because Trump expects that and also because they’re all compromised in some way so they better clap. They yucked it up about keeping rich people happy since they lost so much money on Orange Monday. They’re trying to think of ways for the federal government to bail out the stock market. The oil companies are “hurting.”
Outside of the dining room, Trump responded to reporters’ questions about the coronavirus: “It will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away.” When they asked him if he had been tested he said no. He feels great. He doesn’t need a test.
When Nancy Pelosi was asked about shutting down Congress she said, nope, captains don’t abandon ship.
Trump needs Pelosi to cut a deal on the coronavirus but he’s still mad at her about her impeaching him so he’s not talking to her.
3 TSA agents at the San Jose airport have tested positive for the coronavirus.
Biden rally: Cancelled
Sanders rally: Cancelled
MAGA rally: Let’s get naked, have a spitting contest and mud wrestle.
What else did Trump do yesterday? He tweeted crap like this: Best unemployment numbers in the history of our Country. Best employment number EVER, almost 160 million people working right now. Vote Republican, unless you want to see these numbers obliterated!……. If you like automobiles, how can you vote for a Democrat who all want to get rid of cars, as quickly as possible, especially if they are powered by gasoline. Remember also, no more than one car per family. I, on the other hand, have new plants being built all over Michigan, Plus!…… Nancy Pelosi just said, “I don’t know if we can be ready this week.” In other words, it’s off to vacation for the Do Nothing Democrats. That’s been the story with them for 1 1/2 years!……. There is another Russia, Russia, Russia meeting today. It is headed up by corrupt politician Adam “Shifty” Schiff, so I wouldn’t expect too much!
A hearing in the House on the coronavirus has been cut short this morning so that the health officials who are testifying can get to the White House right now for an emergency meeting. Since nobody can believe a word the White House says people have to wonder if the emergency is that Trump doesn’t want experts testifying before Congress.
March 12
Pence held a coronavirus meeting and wouldn’t let the press in. Then Trump addressed the nation and made everything worse. He was flippant before and after he started reading the teleprompter. His big announcement was that he was stopping air travel to Europe which was news to Europe so now Europe is pissed off. He also claimed that health insurers agreed to waive all copayments for coronavirus treatments which is news to the insurance companies so now the insurance companies are pissed off.
He said that the ban will apply to the “tremendous amount” of trade and cargo from Europe. The White House says that’s not true.
There are no travel bans to and from South Korea. Or China. The Republicans have been praising Trump for suspending travel to China but he didn’t suspend travel to China and there are still planes landing in the US from…..China.
Kevin McCarthy lied and said that Democrats are trying to keep Trump — or any future president — from being able to swiftly issue travel restrictions in the face of health threats like coronavirus.
Earlier in the day, Trump tweeted: Someone needs to tell the Democrats in Congress that CoronaVirus doesn’t care what party you are in. We need to protect ALL Americans!…….. I am fully prepared to use the full power of the Federal Government to deal with our current challenge of the CoronaVirus!
Senate Republicans have blocked an emergency paid sick leave bill. They need to make sure there’s plenty of tax payer money left for them to give to the oil and travel industries because they’re “hurting.”
Trump didn’t mention anything about public safety, free testing, paid sick leave or the virus already being here.
He tweeted about payroll cuts.
“The lack of testing should be a career ending mistake. I’ve never seen Dow futures plummet like that when a President speaks. People need testing, social distancing, beds, respirators, good advice, food, paid leave, oxygen tanks, and scientific integrity, not a payroll tax cut.” — Senator Brian Schatz
Joel Osteen won’t be cancelling his Megachurch service this Sunday. No way! Do you know how much money he would lose if 50,000 people didn’t gather to worship him?
Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are in Australia now and both have tested positive for the coronavirus. They would not have qualified for a test in America.
The Golden State Warriors will play home games without fans.
A coronavirus conference got cancelled because of the coronavirus.
Seattle has closed public schools for 2 weeks.
The outbreak has reached the Arctic, affecting a huge science expedition that’s spending a year locked in the sea ice.
While in self quarantine, Ted Cruz is politicizing the coronavirus by blaming the Democrats and the media for politicizing the coronavirus. “The media’s gleeful to see the President stumble.” It’s not like he was serving bat soup in the Wuhan province. The media wants it to be Katrina!
The director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, Dr. Anthony Fauci has a strong warning for Americans: “If we are complacent and don’t do really aggressive containment and mitigation, the number could go way up…many, many millions…….the bottom line is that it’s going to get worse.”
March 13
School districts are closing. The NBA has suspended its season. Disneyland is closed. Broadway is closed. Lots and lots of other sports and performing arts events have been cancelled. Princess Cruises cancelled all trips worldwide. People are lined up in parking lots to buy food only to discover that the shelves are all empty once they get inside. The country is panicking.
We don’t have a competent leader to show us the way or tell us the truth.
The global coronavirus death toll has hit 5,000. Since the virus was not contained in time and people still can’t get tested for it, 1 million people in America could die. This will be recorded as the worst major preventable public health disaster of all time.
2/3 of Americans are really worried about the coronavirus. The other 1/3 believe that the whole thing is a hoax created by the media and the Democrats. They know this to be true because they don’t know anybody who has it. The reason why they don’t know anybody who has it is because nobody has been tested for it.
2/3 of Americans would like to be able to live their lives and let the other 1/3 suffer the consequences of their own stupidity for supporting this lunatic but they can’t BECAUSE THOSE STUPID FUCKERS HAVE TAKEN THE REST OF US DOWN WITH THEM.
Trump is blaming Obama and the CDC for the coronavirus. He tweeted: For decades the CDC looked at, and studied, its testing system, but did nothing about it. It would always be inadequate and slow for a large scale pandemic, but a pandemic would never happen, they hoped. President Obama made changes that only complicated things further. Their response to H1N1 Swine Flu was a full scale disaster, with thousands dying, and nothing meaningful done to fix the testing problem, until now. The changes have been made and testing will soon happen on a very large scale basis. All Red Tape has been cut, ready to go!
The dipshit has been in office for 3 years with the full power of the presidency. He owns this. He slashed the CDC global preparedness funds, over ruled them by sending infected people home on the same flight with healthy people, disbanded the pandemic watch team, fucked up test kit development, and lied to the public about what was really happening. Even so, he’s bragging about how awesome he is, “The United States, because of what I did and what the administration did with China, we have 32 deaths at this point … when you look at the kind of numbers that you’re seeing coming out of other countries, it’s pretty amazing.”
Trump tweeted last night: Sleepy Joe Biden was in charge of the H1N1 Swine Flu epidemic which killed thousands of people. The response was one of the worst on record. Our response is one of the best, with fast action of border closings & a 78% Approval Rating, the highest on record. His was lowest!
Trump’s former homeland security adviser, Tom Bossert, keeps calling the White House to warn Trump and Pence about how serious things are but White House officials keep blocking him.
An Italian medical chief has died of the coronavirus. The Australian Home Affairs official who met last week with Bill Barr and Ivanka has it. The press secretary for the Brazilian president who was at Kimberly Guilfoyle’s birthday party at Mar-a-Lago Saturday night eating cake with Trump has tested positive.
Trump hasn’t been tested because he’s scared his DNA will be used against him in any future sexual assault trials.
More Republicans are going into hiding and calling it self-quarantine. Trump’s caddy Lindsey Graham, was able to get a test even though he has no symptoms, using his white male Republican privilege to shove his way to the front of the line of thousands of sick people waiting to get tested.
The House has written a bill that would provide free testing, food aid, unemployment insurance, paid sick leave, and enhanced government response to the pandemic but Republican House Leader Kevin McCarthy opposes it because he’s a dick. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell doesn’t want to deal with it so he sent the Senate home for 3 days so he could hide out at home for the weekend. He called the coronavirus relief bill “an ideological wish list.”
The CEO of Fox is having employees in New York work from home because they don’t want to get sick but they’ll keep telling their viewers that the coronavirus is a conspiracy created by the media and the Democrats to take Trump down.
The stock market had its worst day since 1987. We’re headed for a recession.
March 14
Trump just did a press conference, wearing a blue USA cap to signal that he’s the president of all Americans instead of his signature red MAGA hat, the symbol of being the president of MAGAs only, in which he told reporters that he took the coronavirus test. Is that a lie or will he lie about the results? Either way, he’ll lie.
The White House and Mar-a-Lago are hot spots for the spread of the virus. Trump finally got around to getting tested hours after he said his doctor said he didn’t have to and sending out a press release.
Reporters had to have their temperatures taken before entering the White House. Is this a precautionary move, albeit too late, or a way to get rid of reporters by telling them they have a temperature? Would they do that? Of course they would.
The Secretary of Health and Human Services, Alex Azar, was noticeably absent at the press briefing. Was he fired or did he call in sick?
Yesterday Trump did a press conference in the rose garden and negated everything he and the task force were telling people to do by cramming the press in together and touching the mic and shaking hands with each other during the conference looking like a bunch of bumbling idiots. Even the smart ones looked stupid. During that press conference he patted himself on the back for being the greatest president in the history of the world then announced that he has closed the border with Europe. We don’t share a border with Europe. Why hasn’t anybody told him that?
When a reporter asked him about cutting the CDC and if he thinks he should take any responsibility for where we find ourselves now he called it a nasty question. He said he doesn’t take responsibility for anything at all. Then he said they don’t want “everyone running out and taking tests.”
“I am officially declaring a national emergency. Two very big words,” Trump told reporters.
He was 25 minutes late to make the announcement so he could keep everybody waiting, as usual. He timed it for 30 minutes before the stock market closed because that’s how much he cares.
“Just give your damn speech so we can all freak out some more and start our weekend drinking already” — Kaili Joy Gray
Alcoholics Anonymous meetings will be really full by the time this is all over.
Trump announced he has a partnership with Google and that 1700 engineers are working on a special coronavirus web site. Google says what the hell are you talking about. Mike Pence must have missed that because this morning he said that there will be “very specific” information on the site by Sunday night.
Google says wut?
“Trump delivering an unscripted address. Opens with nonsensical hyperbole delivered with the intonation of your drowsy uncle talking to himself while he pees in your backyard despite the full family picnic occurring feet away.” — The Hoarse Whisperer
After hanging around the capitol, waiting for Trump to tweet his approval, the House passed a bi-partisan bill (40 Republicans voted no) on the coronavirus but nothing can happen with it because the Senate took off. Mitch McConnell split town to do an event with Brett Kavanaugh. Fuck you America! We like beer!
After Trump kept insisting that he didn’t need to take the test and even after the White House sent out a press release that his doctor said he’s fine, he ended up taking the test hours later. Bad optics, Trump. Bad optics.
Mike Pence is insisting that he has been told he doesn’t need to be tested. Watch him be tested by the end of the day.
Trump declared March 15 as a day of prayer. A DAY OF PRAYER? Trump praying? Come on.
“WORTH REPEATING INDEED. IN 2018, TRUMP FIRED THE ENTIRE US PANDEMIC RESPONSE TEAM. Today, every American is paying the price for his abject incompetence. Instead of strengthening our institutions he attacked them and killed them off. The hour of accountability is coming.” — Steve Schmidt
There are long lines to get food, empty shelves, and people with life threatening diseases being turned away by doctors. In America.
“Blade Runner had flying cars and sex robots — not lines at Costco. I feel lied to.” Eddy Elfenbein
March 15
Trump announced that his test results came back and he doesn’t have coronavirus but nobody believes him.
It’s been pure chaos in the US international airports with people squeezed together like sitting ducks sitting on ducks. After being forced to stand in line for inept, haphazard health screens while being coughed on and touched and breathed on by thousands of strangers coming from all over the world, everybody will go into their respective communities and spread it if they’ve got it. And if they’re dumb and live in a dumb town, everybody will get it. And if everybody gets it, a lot of people will die. If a lot of people die, will dumb people finally get it that they better wise up and realize that they’ve been duped and that they better get their shit together and read a god damned newspaper or else the whole town might die?
It took 97 days for the coronavirus to go from 0 to 100,000 cases. It will take only 8 days for it to go from 100,000 to 150,000 cases.
Jared has been charged with solving the pandemic so he is practicing safe social distancing by turning to a Facebook group for suggestions.
Social distancing for the Trump klan should mean getting the hell off of social media all together.
“One way to think about social distancing is that to contribute to a great national cause in World War II you had to, like, die face down in the muck on some tiny pacific island, now you can literally stay at home, watch the sopranos or that Netflix dating show and be a hero” — Matthew Zeitlin
Partiers haven’t changed their bad habits. Drinkers are still going out to the bars while pot smokers are sitting at home on the couch all smug as a bug on a hand woven hemp rug.
Procrastinators and MAGAs are freaking out now, on their knees in empty aisles at the grocery store, screaming at the tops of their lungs, “WHAT ABOUT ME?” Those damned liberals who believe in science and saw the writing on the wall and thus listened to the experts are all cozy now in their well stocked homes, snug as a bug on a brand new hypo allergenic rug.
Trump gave Newt Gingrich’s third wife a job as the ambassador to the Vatican so they get to travel to Italy a lot on the tax payer dime. While there on state business, Newt looked around and saw nobody anywhere. He has a warning for America. The government better do something right now or else. It better fix the mess that he himself helped start by branding the government as the problem, taxes as unAmerican, and Democrats as snobby heathens. Now he says the government he despises better do something fast with the money it has from taxing people to stop the pandemic. Newt could be feeling a little guilt right now for his role in demonizing government and Democrats. Perhaps he should pray about it sometime today during Trump’s national day of prayer. His third wife should pray with him since she has some influence with God since she’s so close to the Pope.
The streets of Italy are totally barren. To pass the time and lift one another’s spirits, Italians are singing to each other from their balconies while low information voters and no information gloaters are packed in Walmarts, bars and Denny’s throughout America.
The Republican governor of Okleehoma, Nit Wit Kevin Stitt, posted a selfie of himself with his young sons bragging about being in a packed restaurant during a pandemic. Take that, libtards! Support local businesses! He got a lot of shit for child abuse so he deleted the tweet. Like Trump, he’s a business man with no government experience. He’s only been in office for one year. Nit Wit Stitt is an anti vaxxer and hasn’t closed any schools. Oklahoma, you’re not OK.
While at the coronavirus hotspot, Mar-a-Lago, last weekend, Trump told his rich groupies, “They’re trying to scare everybody, from meetings, cancel the meetings, close the schools — you know, destroy the country. And that’s ok, as long as we can win the election.”
Republican hypocrite fun fact: Since Trump has politicized the coronavirus, and the Republicans, as usual, are going along with him more idiots and haters will die from the coronavirus outbreak than not. Lazy, undereducated, arrogant, ignorant, devolved selfish MAGAS who don’t think for themselves and believe anything that Trump and Fox News tells them, are the most at risk. They will purposely put themselves in dangerous situations to please Trump and own the libtards. A lot of them will catch this thing and pass it on. Anybody with common sense and respect for science is staying home. Better safe than sorry as Darwin would say.
Natural selection may sort things out after all.
March 16
2 emergency room doctors in New Jersey and Washington State are in critical condition with the coronavirus. Someone at NBC News has it. More states are shutting down schools. The biggest hotels in Las Vegas are closed. At midnight Los Angeles shut down restaurants, bars, theatres, gyms and retail stores (libraries and schools were already closed.) NYC’s mayor is signing an order for no elective surgeries. Norway has issued a warning to all of its citizens in the US to get out now because the US has a dysfunctional government and healthcare system.
Norway basically called the United States a shithole country.
People who are stuck in airports have been told not to take pictures.
Gun sales have picked up.
70% of Republicans think large gatherings are still safe.
Devin Nunes went on Fox News and said, “If you’re healthy, you and your family, go out to a local restaurant.” He, Fox News, and every Republican who has gone on Fox to encourage people to put themselves and others in danger should be charged with criminal negligence (at the very least.)
Republicans are taking their families out to dinner, up in arms that the government is closing private businesses. They can’t do that! That’s TYRANNY!
In the midst of a great flood, the Republicans are hanging on to Trump branded floating buoys, kicking anybody who dares swim up to hold on, too. This is MINE! I earned it!
MAGAs are licking airplane toilet seats and going to coronavirus parties to show their loyalty to Trump and own the libs. They are anxiously awaiting the moment when Dear Leader will show up and throw toilet paper at them.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: Every Republican who has self-quarantined is on record for mocking the coronavirus as a Democratic hoax.
Trump is very cranky that he had to work over the weekend. No golf. No Mar-a-Lago. He had to stay in DC to make appearances on TV. He remains ambivalent to the health and safety of the public. All he cares about is the stock market. “I want to congratulate the Federal Reserve for lowering the rates. It is really great for our country. I am very happy. People and the markets will be very thrilled.”
The markets weren’t thrilled. The stock market opened this morning and then it closed. The Dow has now erased the entirety of the gains made during the Trump presidency.
This morning’s coronavirus press briefing has been rescheduled for 30 minutes before the market closes today.
Mar-a-Lago was forced to shut down because of coronavirus infection. Watch Trump go bankrupt one more time because his negligence as president over mishandling the coronavirus killed his private hotel business that has been profiting from his presidency.
Trump tried to bribe German scientists working on a cure for the coronavirus with cash so that the vaccine would be exclusive to the USA and he and his family could have the exclusive rights to sell it.
Republicans won’t impeach him for it.
March 17
The US has 4,491 confirmed cases of the coronavirus, more than double the amount since Friday. 87 people have died. After ignoring the problem for over 2 months, Trump has finally admitted that the coronavirus crisis is serious and could stretch into July or August. He’s gone from “it’s the latest hoax” to “it’s a very contagious virus. It’s incredible. But it’s something we have tremendous control of” to “No, that’s not under control for any place in the world.”
Trump was also forced to admit that we’re headed into a recession. The DOW dropped 500 points right after he did the press conference yesterday. A total of 2,650 points for the day.
The federal government is now directing its employees to work from home. Employees are confused after being ignored for so long. Who’s in charge? Do I stay or do I go?
When a reporter asked Trump to rate his response to the coronavirus crisis on a scale from 1 to 10, he gave himself a 10, “I think we’ve done a great job.”
Europe is closing its borders to all international travel.
It’s St. Patrick’s Day and Ireland is on lockdown.
The spread of the virus in the US is mirroring the spread in Italy. We’re about 10 days behind them. Because Italy ignored the virus for so long, the entire country is on lock down, awaiting its fate. Yesterday Italy counted 368 coronavirus deaths in ONE DAY. Italians over 80 will be left to die because the health care system is overwhelmed. Italy has a message for the US — don’t do what we did!
City, county and state officials are on their own in the US. There is no coordinated effort at the top to combat the spread of this deadly disease because Trump ignored it for so long and nobody in his administration knows what they’re doing.
The San Francisco Bay Area has given a shelter in place order, affecting nearly 7 million people. A lot of smart people live in the Bay Area. We can’t afford to lose them.
The MAGA king and his Republican knights were calling the coronavirus a Democratic hoax one short month ago. Now they’re calling it the “Chinese virus” to scapegoat and vilify the Chinese. This is straight up authoritarian playbook stuff.
Mitch McConnell is kicking the vote on the House coronavirus bill can down the road because the Republicans don’t like it. He is also encouraging judges who want to step down to do so soon so he can fill their seats, and he’s calling on his opponent, Amy McGrath, to stop politicizing the coronavirus by taking down the ads she made about him blowing off the virus.
Trump held a teleconference with state governors and said that Andrew Cuomo of New York has to “do more.” Cuomo is doing more. He’s doing way more than Trump. He’s serving as a surrogate president, leading New York AND the country on what to do to slow down the spread. He is going to deploy the National Guard to work with private contractors to build out college dorms, former nursing homes and any other suitable facility to create triage units to prepare for hospital overflow and he’s telling New Yorkers to STAY HOME. He signed an executive order closing all schools in the state by tomorrow and stay closed for 2 weeks.
Trump really doesn’t like Cuomo. He tweeted this morning: Cuomo wants “all states to be treated the same.” But all states aren’t the same. Some are being hit hard by the Chinese Virus, some are being hit practically not at all. New York is a very big “hotspot”, West Virginia has, thus far, zero cases. Andrew, keep politics out of it….
Republican senator dickheads update: Marco Rubio tweeted for everybody to stop spreading rumors about marshall law. After he got a lot of shit for misspelling martial he tweeted out, “sorry about the typo — marital law.” Lindsey Graham is back from his 3 day vacation that Moscow Mitch gave him and what a relief! He doesn’t have the coronavirus. His test results came back negative. He cut in line to get tested while thousands of people waited in line, WITH SYMPTOMS. People are dying to get tested (pun intended), and that dickhead cut in line.
Evangelical preachers are encouraging people to come to church! Hold hands! Ignore the media! If we die, we die for Christ! One Catholic Archbishop said continuing on with taking communion is OK because “Christ does not spread disease” and Joel Orenstein is still open for business.
Fox is frantically trying to dig itself out of the hole it dug for themselves after telling their viewers that the coronavirus was a liberal hoax meant to take down Trump. Now it’s “reporting” on a foreign disinformation campaign that is trying to dupe them into believing it’s a hoax. Don’t believe them, Fox says! Ignore the bots! (What’s a bot? Never mind! Just ignore them!) Their audience is the most vulnerable demographic. They could all die if they ignore the media and if that happens, the Fox Gravy Train will run out of gravy and jump the tracks.
Devin Nunes went on Fox to back peddle telling everybody to take their families out to dinner to prove that this is a Democratic hoax. What he really meant was Fox viewers should take their families out for take out.
Sean Hannity has switched things up to blame Democrats for the spread because they were so preoccupied with impeaching Trump. Ignore the man behind the curtain (me.) Look over there! It’s Hillary!
Matt Gaetz is telling Fox viewers (a couple of weeks after he wore a mask on the House floor to mock the virus) that “America has had the best response to coronavirus in the world!”
DO NOT LISTEN TO Fox News, conservative talk show hosts, or Republicans. Ignore them. ALL OF THEM. They could get you killed.
March 18
The coronavirus is in all 50 states now — 5,881 confirmed cases, nearly 1,300 new cases in one day. 107 people have died. Macy’s, Nordstrom, and Apple retail stores have closed and fast food restaurants have closed their dining rooms. People who have the luxury of working from home are, but grocery and drug store workers can’t because their fellow Americans need to eat and get their medicine. For those who are still going in to the office every day, low wage janitors are still expected to come in and clean up after them without any special protective gear.
The pandemic has caused broken global supply chains, closed borders, shocked stock markets, job losses, closed schools, illness and death. The coronavirus has disrupted the world order and that stupid fucker has made it all much, much worse. Trump may not have caused the virus, but he’s made it way worse.
Trump doesn’t see it that way. He’s doing a great job and he gets to be on TV every day. Yesterday he said that one day the coronavirus will “pop” and the outbreak will end. “One day, we will say we won………..I think we are going to win faster than what people think……..I felt this was a pandemic before it was a pandemic……..the only thing we have not done well is to get good press.”
Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin warned that the US could see 20% unemployment. He wants to give money away but he doesn’t want anybody to worry about the deficit or talk about socialism when he does (since when has he ever worried about the deficit?) He and the White House are discussing a stimulus plan worth $1 trillion.
Trump can’t wait to give out money. He gets to be the hero! He loves throwing other people’s money around. He tweeted: For the people that are now out of work because of the important and necessary containment policies, for instance the shutting down of hotels, bars and restaurants, money will soon be coming to you. The onslaught of the Chinese Virus is not your fault! Will be stronger than ever!
Notice he mentioned his industry, hotels, first and used Chinese and fault in the same sentence.
A little while ago he tweeted: I always treated the Chinese Virus very seriously, and have done a very good job from the beginning, including my very early decision to close the “borders” from China — against the wishes of almost all. Many lives were saved. The Fake News new narrative is disgraceful & false!
The theme for the day is it’s all China’s fault. He thinks we’re all stupid and won’t see what he’s doing.
Asian-American White House reporter for CBS, Weijia Jiang, was in the White House yesterday and an official referred to the coronavirus as the Kung Flu right to her face. Stupid asshole.
The Senate still hasn’t committed to passing the House’s bill, which would provide free testing and paid sick leave, and boost unemployment insurance and food assistance. After the Senate blew the coronavirus off for 3 days, McConnell is back and is forced to have to let the Senate vote without dicking around but Rand Paul has to dick around with it anyway, because he’s such a stupid dick. He wants an amendment about Afghanistan in it. Stupid. It has nothing to do with the virus. The 2 senators from Kentucky are playing games with our very lives.
In addition to having 2 dick senators, Kentucky also has the stupidest people. A guy in the hospital with the coronavirus checked himself out against doctor’s orders because he wanted to go home. So now the cops have to sit outside his house 24/7 to make sure he doesn’t leave and infect and kill somebody.
Kid Rock refused to close his bar in Nashville. He called the mayor’s orders to protect the public “unconstitutional.” Kid Rock is really, really stupid.
Florida’s Republican governor refused to shut down the beaches. So now stupid people have packed the beaches because that’s where all the other stupid people are.
In Gulf Shores, Alabama, people are partying for spring break at the beaches and in the bars and restaurants because that’s what stupid people do.
Trump’s “spiritual adviser” Paula White, and the head of the White House’s “Faith and Opportunity Initiative” program, is asking stupid people to send her money using a specially designed coronavirus prayer. “Maybe you’d like to sow a $91 seed… Or maybe $9. Or whatever God tells you to do.” Stupid suckers will send her money. They’ll vote for Trump again too. Hell, they’d believe Oprah is a sex trafficker, pass a joint on the beaches of Florida, lick the bar seats in the clubs of Alabama, and do belly button shots with Corona beer chasers at Kid Rock’s bar.
March 19
Trump is making everything worse and freaking people out even more when he goes on TV every day to play the big shot. His lying, bragging, and scapegoating is too much to endure on top of what people are already dealing with on top of the fear of the unknown. What’s new with the Trump Plague? He considers himself to be a “war-time president.” He says it’s not racist to call the coronavirus the Chinese Virus. He lied and said he ordered 500 million N95 masks, and he’s giving himself credit for saving thousands of lives. The coronavirus “snuck up on us. a very unforeseen thing…….it was nobody’s fault. Some people could say it was somebody’s fault, actually but it was nobody’s fault……….We have very great approval numbers………people like the job I’m doing.”
When confronted about the wealthy, powerful and famous cutting in line to get tested before people who are actually showing symptoms he said, “Perhaps that’s been the story of life.”
It’s not the story of life everywhere, but it’s definitely the story of life in America. People waiting in line are sick of it. The Trump Plague could be the end of the line and the end of the story which wouldn’t be a bad thing just so long as we all survive it.
When Republican Senator John Cornyn was asked to explain why the Republicans are referring to the coronavirus as the Chinese Virus he said, “China is to blame because the culture where people eat bats and snakes and dogs and things like that, these viruses are transmitted from the animal to the people and that’s why China has been the source of a lot of these viruses like SARS, like MERS, the Swine Flu.”
Republican Senator Ron Johnson doesn’t think the pandemic is that big of a deal. He said, “Getting coronavirus is not a death sentence except for maybe no more than 3.4 percent of our population…probably far less. We don’t shut down our economy because tens of thousands of people die on the highways.”
There are 535 members in Congress. If 20% of them test positive, that means that 4 members of Congress could die. 2 members have already tested positive.
If the federal government doesn’t get its shit together to slow the spread of the Trump Plague and suppress new cases, 2.2 million people in the US could die.
We’ve moved into the phase where the people who are infected have gone from people you hear about in the news to knowing people who know people who have it. Next we’ll all know someone who has it or we’ll be the ones who have it.
In New Jersey, 7 members in one family got it and 3 died. The last one was the matriarch of the family and she died not knowing that 2 of her children had died. The other 4 remain hospitalized, 3 are in critical condition.
A woman from Boston was so desperate to get tested, having been exposed to the virus at a Biogen conference where people had it, that she boarded a flight to China, loaded up on fever-reducing meds, so she could get tested in China. The test came back positive and now she faces up to 7 years in prison for doing that.
6 degrees of separation Kevin Bacon started a hashtag, #istayhomefor, and is asking everybody to post a selfie of themselves with a sign saying who they are staying home for to show that there is 6 degrees of separation between all of us and if we stay home we can save lives.
Hospital workers in the world’s richest economy are having to make medical gear out of office supplies. Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar says it’s not the responsibility of the federal government to ensure that localities and states have enough swabs and face masks. We don’t have enough hospital beds or ventilation equipment to handle what’s coming. Our for profit health care system is on the verge of collapse.
Trump says none of this is his fault. It is his fault. And it’s the fault of the Republicans for creating the conditions for Trump to rise to power in the first place and then using their power to keep him in power. Now they are asking everyone to stop criticizing Trump, stop the blame game, and “unite.” Do they really think it’s possible for us to “unite” after being lied to for 3 years by them and Trump, after Trump has successfully divided the country into those who are loyal to him and those who are not?
China Virus my ass. It’s the Trump Plague. The Republicans had it and then gave it to us.
March 20
Trump needs to stop doing press briefings because he’s scaring the crap out of everybody. People are stroking out when he steps up to the podium and opens his big fat pathetic greedy lying mouth. When asked when Americans could get back to normal that stupid idiot answered, “I hope very soon. This country is an amazing country. It could have been stopped if we had known, if everybody had known about it. Unfortunately, China didn’t decide to make it public.”
He did know about it, he just didn’t tell the public about it. He was downplaying it so it wouldn’t hurt his approval ratings and he needed time to save and make money off of the coronavirus.
Senate Intelligence Committee Chair, Republican Richard Burr, used his power and privilege to engage in insider trading using confidential information he received on a daily basis about the coronavirus. He sold off $1.6 million in stock in major corporations (some of which were hotels) while publicly down playing the danger to the public. All of that stock lost its value because of the pandemic. On February 7 he told the public that the US is better prepared to handle the coronavirus than ever before. On February 13 he dumped his stock and told his rich buddies to do it too. He also told them that what was coming was “akin to the 1918 pandemic.” The public? Let them eat cake.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: In 2012, Richard Burr was just 1 out of 3 senators who opposed a bill that barred lawmakers and their staffs from using nonpublic information to trade, plus they’d have to provide regular disclosures of their trades.
Kelly Loeffler is another US senator who used insider information to avoid losing money over the coronavirus. Her husband is chairman of the New York Stock Exchange. After she dumped her stock she invested in a work-from-home company. On February 28 she tweeted: Democrats have dangerously and intentionally misled the American people on Coronavirus readiness. Here’s the truth: Donald Trump and his administration are doing a great job working to keep Americans healthy and safe.
Richard Burr and Kelly Loeffler should resign today but they won’t because if the president can break the law and still maintain his power, why can’t they?
What did Trump do with his family’s holdings when privy to all of privileged daily reports he was receiving as president while publicly downplaying the threat of the virus?
“What did the Trump family sell, and when did they sell it?” — David Frum
Jared Kushner has set up his own team outside of the official coronavirus task force overseen by Mike Pence. It’s made up of Trump sycophants and greedy bastards from the private industry who all want to make money off of the pandemic. Jared calls it a “shadow task force” and gives these guys first hand information that he receives as the president’s son in law so that they can all get rich over the pain and suffering of others.
Jared Kushner once controlled a firm now running a coronavirus testing website. He’s defending his work with private businesses by saying, “The federal government is not designed to solve all our problems. A lot of the muscle is in the private sector and there’s also a lot of smart people.”
Let’s make some money! To the commoners: Get away get away get away! Somebody throw some cake at them, quick!
Jared’s younger brother co-founded a health insurance company called Oscar. They have launched their own digital portal that helps direct people to virus testing centers and assess their risk of infection.
Let’s make some money! What’s the news today, big brother? The commoners are coming! The commoners are coming! And they’re COUGHING! Throw some cake, quick!
A travel advisory has been issued recommending that everybody return to their home countries as soon as possible. Americans abroad are being told that if they don’t get home immediately they need to be prepared to remain where they are indefinitely.
California Governor Gavin Newsom has executed an order to request all 40 million people in the state to stay home until April 19.
Trump says California is not his problem. He says that governors are supposed to be doing all the work. The federal government isn’t supposed to be “buying vast amounts of items, and then shipping. We’re not a shipping clerk.”
Trump is shoving cake in the governors’ faces, wearing protective gloves of course. He’s not sharing any of those gloves with the governors. That’s not his job.
It is his job. This is a national emergency. The federal government is supposed to be buying and shipping all sorts of things, like yesterday, to protect the public.
On February 12 the Homeland Security committee met to discuss the coronavirus. None of the public health officials from the Trump administration attended. Where were they?
It appears they were busy making money off of a deadly disease.
March 21
Trump is pleased with himself because he got to close the southern border! Finally! Nobody can come into the country through Mexico because he needs to keep us all safe from the Democratic Hoax from China so that infected caravans can’t bring it in. MAGAs won’t think it through and realize that foreigners aren’t going to give them germs. The germs are already here and what they need to be concerned about is not giving it to each other. Trump knows this so he’s turning up the hate on the foreigners dial so he doesn’t lose any followers.
Yesterday’s White House briefing on the coronavirus lasted 90 minutes and it was brutal. The press was spaced far apart from one another but the politicians were are huddled close together at the podium because they’re all following Trump. They each praised him before they spoke. When it was Trump’s turn at the mic he called social distancing “like, the hottest term there is.”
Trump followed Pence with, “We don’t want everyone to get a test!” after Pence told the press that they were making more tests and that new ones will be available every day.
Dr. Fauci followed that shit show by correcting Pence and telling reporters that no, we are not meeting the demand for the availability of tests. Then he stepped aside so Trump could yammer on about the deep state to appease the conspiracy theory followers, which made Dr Fauci laugh and accidentally touch his face so people wouldn’t see him laughing at the president of the United States on national TV.
Trump says it’s been hard because of Obama. “I inherited a broken, old system that didn’t work … We inherited a broken, old, and, frankly, terrible system. We fixed it, and we’re not getting any credit for it, that I can tell you.” Not true. Trump didn’t follow Obama. He dismantled what Obama created and now the economy is crashing and people are dying.
Trump plugged a malaria drug as being proven effective for treating the coronavirus. When a reporter confronted him about that, Trump replied, “I’m a man that come from a positive school when it comes to these drugs … people may be surprised. It may work, it may not. I feel good about it. That’s all it is, just a feeling. I’m a smart guy.”
Watch some weirdo try to cash in on the malaria drug cure by selling Tic Tacs on the black market, passing them off as Smart Guy pills to Trump’s followers.
Veteran reporter Peter Alexander asked Trump what he would tell people who are really scared right now, because they are, they’re scared shitless, in fear for their lives and the lives of everybody they love. Trump got mad at Peter and told him that that was a nasty question and then told him he was a terrible reporter.
As Peter Alexander was being insulted by the president of the United States on live television, he was processing the news that he had just been given before the press briefing — one of his NBC colleagues had just died from the coronavirus.
Fox News host Laura Ingraham told her dumb dumb Fox follower viewers, “Trump, as usual, has sharp instincts. He sees things that sometimes the intellectuals and the academics……that might get lost in some of the details.”
Intellectual, academic MSNBC news host, Rachel Maddow, who has a bachelors in public policy from Stanford and a doctorate in political science from Oxford University, told her intellectual viewers that it’s time that the media stop airing Trump’s press briefings because people are going to die believing the misinformation that comes from the podium.
Doctors and nurses are having to reuse masks and wear bandanas over their faces because the new masks that Trump promised haven’t arrived. They are raising money to protect themselves. States, cities and hospitals, doctors, nurses and first responders have been left to fend for themselves.
The federal government isn’t going to help. It’s a national emergency and it’s not going to help.
The governors of New York and Illinois have ordered residents to not leave their houses. Immigration detainees at the Elizabeth Detention Center in New Jersey are on a hunger strike, calling on ICE to release them due to the dangers of the coronavirus since a member of the medical staff has tested positive. Mar-a-Lago is closed. 67 service members have the coronavirus. There are 1 billion children around the world who are suddenly out of school. Multiple prison guards and detention officials are positive. A record number of people have applied for unemployment. Italians are wrapping the corpses of their family members in blankets and placing them outside for the military to pick up to bury them in the clothes they died in. Seattle is building a triage hospital on a soccer field and New York is getting ready to use the dorms of NYU as a hospital because in a few days the hospitals will be overwhelmed. There won’t be enough beds.
1 in 8 Trump followers lives in a county where there aren’t any ICU beds.
The first cases in South Korea and the United States of the coronavirus were reported on the same day, January 20. South Korea took action immediately and has it contained. Trump lied to America and now it’s out of control.
The first death from the coronavirus in Washington DC has happened. Maybe now the Republicans will be scared enough about their own well being to stop following Trump’s lethal lead and march into his bedroom in the White House where he has been self quarantining his lazy fat ass for 3 years and demand that he resign.
March 22
Yesterday was the 20th coronavirus task force briefing at the White House and they have only succeeded in making things worse. The task force hasn’t done anything but lie, delay, blame, and insult the media. We’re better off with no task force at all because, with the exception of 2 actual medical experts, the whole team is Trump’s cheerleader squad for his 2020 campaign. They co-sign every bit of bullshit that Trump lets fly from his mouth. He said from the podium that he wants to “win with as few lives lost as possible.” What the hell kind of bullshit thing is that to say during a pandemic while people are dying and losing their jobs? The squad nodded obediently. He went on, “I think it is unprecedented what we have done and what we are doing.” When asked why he didn’t act sooner, given that he’s known about the virus for 3 months he said, “I acted quickly and closed down travel to China early,” and then he bragged about what the history books will say about him and how great he is. “We’re going to be celebrating a great victory in the not too distant future.”
Trump is a doctor now. He tweeted out dangerous bogus medical advice: HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE & AZITHROMYCIN, taken together, have a real chance to be one of the biggest game changers in the history of medicine. The FDA has moved mountains — Thank You! Hopefully they will BOTH (H works better with A, International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents) be put in use IMMEDIATELY. PEOPLE ARE DYING, MOVE FAST, and GOD BLESS EVERYONE!
“He. Didn’t. Care. He didn’t care about governing, about doing his actual job to protect the nation. He was too busy lying, cheating, stealing, spreading hate, sucking up to murderous dictators, enriching himself, stuffing the black empty space where a soul usually goes.” — Steven Beschloss
Fox News spent 7 weeks defending Trump’s claim that the coronavirus was a Democratic hoax meant to take him down (go Trump!) Now Lou Dobbs is in self quarantine.
The NRA is using the coronavirus to scare the gun nuts into buying more guns so they can shoot it.
Creepy Florida Republican Governor and Trump Wanna Be (Go Trump!), Ron DeSantis, wants to put people who test positive in abandoned convention centers and hotels to prevent them from infecting people at home. Too late. Everybody who partied like there’s no tomorrow on the beaches of Florida during spring break is returning home to infect housemates all across the country. There may be no tomorrow for them after all.
“Wouldn’t it be so Florida if Florida killed us all?” — Molly Jong-Fast
The owner of Hobby Lobby is making his store managers keep their stores open because his wife had a vision from God.
Doctors and nurses who work in ICU in New York City hospitals say they’ve never seen anything this bad. The superintendent of New Rochelle school district northeast of the city has tested positive.
Italy has 6,557 new cases and 793 new deaths. The total number of confirmed cases has reached 53,578. The total death count is 4,825. That’s a fatality rate of 9%.
Meanwhile in southern California, people are ignoring the governor’s mandate to stay home and have flocked to the beaches to catch some rays because, because, because? WTF?! Now the governor is pissed. He’s telling them to knock it off, “Grow up and GO HOME.”
GO HOME.
Australia has closed its pubs, clubs, cinemas, casinos, nightclubs and places of worship.
Iran has 129 new deaths, raising the death toll to 1,685. Now 21,638 have tested positive.
At least 2.5 million people have lost their jobs and thus their health insurance. No income, no insurance, no big deal. As Wilbur Ross would say, just take out a loan.
Trump doesn’t want the states to release their unemployment numbers because it will make him look bad. When asked what he’d say to people who are worried because they have lost their jobs, he said “Well, what they do right now is keep receiving their paycheck. And hopefully their companies are gonna be in a very strong position…we think we’re gonna have a tremendous bounceback.”
No income, no insurance, no problem!
March 23
Nearly 342,000 people worldwide have tested positive for the coronavirus. 35,224 are in the US. It’s way, way more than that but people can’t get tested because Trump doesn’t want them to get tested. 471 people have already died from it. That number is going to go way up in the next 2 weeks so don’t listen to Trump or the federal government when they tell you everything is under control. It’s not.
The media has got to stop televising Trump’s press conferences. He never says anything new, he lies, and he’s controlling the narrative which undermines the experts and over sells his administration. He can’t get his narcissistic fix by doing MAGA rallies anymore so he’s using task force press briefings to get attention. DON’T LISTEN TO HIM.
Same shit, different day — “there are many supplies are being sent to states and some have already been delivered including gowns, gloves, and masks…….We have tremendous numbers of companies making equipment……..We have many, many things pending……They are moving.”
Bullshit.
“He doesn’t have his rallies to shovel his bullshit. So he uses a Life and Death Global Health Crisis for that purpose. Disgusting. Disgraceful.” — Rob Reiner
Republicans are unified in their messaging that the Democrats are politicizing the coronavirus and hurting workers and families. Since when have Republicans cared about workers and families? They never have and they never will. Don’t believe them.
Moscow Mitch is upset. He pushed out some red hot tears on the Senate floor to cry for the American people and shame the Democrats for politicizing the coronavirus because they won’t vote for his bill to bail out Wall Street and Trump’s companies, $500 billion to be exact. The bill doesn’t provide for any oversight so the crooks on Wall Street can do whatever they want. There is nothing in his bill to protect workers with a guaranteed paycheck, nothing about banning stock buybacks, and Steve Mnuchin would be in control. Steve Mnuchin is no friend of the average American.
Reminder: Moscow Mitch skipped town for 3 days while the House worked around the clock to write a relief bill that protects workers and families. The Democrats have always been about supporting the average American.
A senior man in Connecticut died at home from the coronavirus. He was given last rites by his pastor over the phone with his family listening in from quarantine. Another 84 year old man in New York was sent home from the hospital after 3 days. His test came back positive so he was sent home to die because the hospital needed his bed and couldn’t spare a ventilator. They had to wait for a “dirty ambulance” to take him home. A dirty ambulance is one that is already contaminated with the virus.
When Sarah Palin scared the shit out of old people with threats about death panels, it was to defeat Barack Obama’s life saving Affordable Care Act. Death panels are here and they weren’t brought on by Obamacare. They were brought on by TrumpDoesn’tCare.
Harvey Weinstein tested positive for the coronavirus. Placido Domingo too.
Kentucky US Senator Rand Paul has tested positive. He took the test a week ago and went about his normal routine at the Capitol every day spreading it while he waited for the results. He worked out in the Senate gym right before he got the news. Rand Paul is the Libertarian dick who voted against free tests, unemployment benefits and paid sick leave. Now he’s at home getting paid sick leave. He delayed a Coronavirus Relief Bill to fuck around with a ridiculous amendment that he wrote. His dad, former US member of Congress Ron Paul, a DOCTOR, published an essay about the coronavirus being a hoax last week!
Because Mitt Romney sat next to Rand Paul last week, he is in self quarantine for 2 weeks. He doesn’t want to take any chances of infecting his wife who has MS. When Trump heard about it, he sarcastically said, “Romney’s in isolation? Gee, that’s too bad.”
University of Tampa students tested positive after they partied like there’s no tomorrow during spring break because nobody told them not to. The governor of Florida is the mayor of Amity Island and the virus is Jaws. Everybody in the water!
Rush Limbaugh lives in Florida. With advanced lung cancer, he’s going to need to be put on a ventilator at some point but will there be any available when the time comes? Since he’s 69 and terminally ill, will he be sent home to die or will someone else die so he can have their ventilator because he’s rich, white, male and famous?
Trump has offered to send test kits to North Korea and Iran but not America. He’s got the Republicans pushing to pass a bill to flood Wall Street with cash so he can “save” the stock market, and he’s already hinting that he wants people back at work in 2 weeks so unemployment numbers won’t hurt him. He is a ruthless, vile, dangerous man.
“I’ve always wondered what it would be like to live through the Great Depression and the Spanish Flu at the same time. With Andrew Johnson as president.” — Jesse Eisinger
March 24
Attorney General Bill Barr participated in the daily press briefing about the Trump Plague. He let everybody know that the DOJ is going after industrial level hoarding. He didn’t say anything about the DOJ going after a president who is getting people killed with his pathological lying and refusal to use his power to order federal aid. He can shoot hundreds of people on 5th Avenue and let them die horrible, painful deaths and nobody will stop him. Bill Barr praised Trump for his “decisive leadership in this unprecedented battle to save American lives.”
Trump complimented Republican governors for their low disease rates. He called their states countries.
He thanked restaurant workers as if take out and delivery had just been invented. “It’s incredible. They’re doing service where people come and they pick it up, delivery — it’s been incredible…totally different business…other than that they cook food.”
Trump hinted that he was going to over rule the Democratic governors who have ordered people to stay home. “Our country wasn’t meant to be shut down. America will, again, and soon, be open for business.”
Iran is burying their dead in mass graves, Italy is leaving their dead in the street for the military to pick up, people are laying in the halls in hospitals in Spain because there aren’t enough beds while doctors are having to take seniors off of ventilators to give them to younger patients, and Trump wants us all to get back to work in 2 weeks.
The economy is all that matters, not life and death. Larry the Drunk Kudlow is out there telling people, “We can’t shut in the economy. The president is right. The cure can’t be worse than the disease. And we’re going to have to make some difficult tradeoffs.”
Tradeoffs as in lives for money.
Republicans are targeting Democrats for playing politics with their Save the Rich bill. They are OUTRAGED that the Democrats are standing in the way of them giving Steve Mnuchin carte blanche to play trick or treat with $500 billion. Corporations, banks, and filthy rich individuals will get the treats and everybody else will get tricked. Again.
The billions that the rich hope to get are the billions in taxes that everybody else paid for. They don’t pay taxes, thanks to Trump. It’s corporate welfare.
The Democrats aren’t going to be bullied into passing the repugs’ bill. Not when there is no money for state and local governments, no additional SNAP funds, no provisions to protect workers, no emergency leave, no expansion for unemployment insurance, no help for the uninsured, and no relief for federal student loans. Everybody who paid billions in taxes won’t get the help they need to survive but the rich will get it all to squander.
Susan Collins is more than disappointed. She put on a show on the Senate floor, attacking the Democrats for standing in the way of her top donors. “This is disgraceful! We don’t have another day! We don’t have another hour! We don’t have another minute to delay acting!” Never mind that Mitch McConnell delayed everything by 3 days when he sent everybody home for a long weekend.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: Republicans are using a pandemic to take money from workers and the poor to inject it into banks and companies like Trump’s. The Democrats aren’t going to let them do it, saying that those who are taxed and out of work now should get the relief, not the greedy, cheating rich.
The media is calling it partisan bickering.
The same airlines who got $45 billion during the Great Recession and used it to buy back stock for their wealthy shareholders now wants $50 billion more.
Senator Amy Klobuchar’s husband has the coronavirus and pneumonia. He went to the hospital and got a test after coughing up blood. He is now on oxygen.
Utah Congressman Ben McAdams has been hospitalized for shortness of breath. He tested positive last week.
Minnesota Lieutenant Governor Peggy Flanagan’s brother died of the coronavirus. He is the second person to die from it in Tennessee.
Speaking of lieutenant governors, Dan Patrick of Texas told Fox viewers that lots of grandparents would be willing to die in order in to save the economy for their grandchildren.
Trump is going to ask us to sacrifice the lives of seniors and those who have pre-existing conditions for him. Are the old people who watch Fox all day going to snap out of it and realize that they’ve been played or will they go ahead and take the cyanide pill that they’ve been saving for the day when the Democrats break down their doors to take their guns?
A married couple in Arizona each took a teaspoon of Chloroquine after Trump told people that it was an antidote for the coronavirus in an official White House press briefing. They had it lying around because they used to use it to clean their fish tank so they thought they’d try it. Within 20 minutes they both got really sick and the husband died.
The disease is spreading throughout Rikers Island Prison in New York. Rikers is in the top 10 of the most violent prisons in America. What do they do now? Let everybody loose?
Extremist groups are encouraging their members to spread the coronavirus to people they hate if they become infected. The FBI intercepted messages from groups asking members to use spray bottles filled with body fluids to attack police and Jews.
Okeechobee County Commissioner Bryant Culpepper told everybody at an emergency meeting that you can kill the coronavirus by holding a blow dryer up to your nose. He saw it on OANN.
It gets more bizarre. Trump’s approval rating is going up. His followers really would die for him.
March 25
Coronavirus cases in the US have doubled in just 3 days to 55,000 and that’s with minimal testing because the president doesn’t want people to get tested. The numbers aren’t accurate because people have died who have never been tested and a lot of people who are sick can’t get tested.
Hospitals are already rationing care in order to save the most people. Doctors are having to let people die.
According to the World Health Organization, the US is close to being the epicenter of the pandemic. That’s because Trump didn’t use his power to keep it from spreading needlessly. We have no national policy. There is no national message for the country. We have no leader. The guy we have plays a president on TV and right now he’s telling people to die for him and his audience and reality TV contestants are all like, “OK!”
Trump is unphased about Americans dying painful, lonely, scary deaths. You’re going to die anyway so let’s not make too big a deal out of this. You might as well go back to work because if you don’t work, you won’t make any money and if you don’t make any money you’ll get depressed and if you get depressed you might want to kill yourself so you might as well go back to work. What’s it going to be, America? Death by a virus (which is like, a 4 in 100 chance, so MAYBE,) death by suicide, or making money?
Trump has set a deadline (pun intended) for everybody to go back to work. It’s Easter. He wants to see the churches packed with people praising Jesus and him. He’s so excited. He’s already picturing himself on TV on Easter, I HAVE RISEN!
Trump is arguing that we can’t shut down the whole country over the flu just like we can’t shut down a whole automobile industry just because of a few car crashes.
Fox News host Brit Hume, 76, says that it is entirely reasonable to let your grandparents die to save the stock market.
Former Fox News host Glenn Beck said (from the comfort of his home studio,) that older Americans should return to work. “Even if we all get sick, I would rather die than kill the country.”
Republican southern senator John Kennedy, 68, is like so what, the coronavirus is going to kill a small segment of the population, like 2%. You know what else will kill you? Poverty! Hunger! We’ll all die if we lose our economy!
Since when has John Kennedy or any Republican cared about people in America dying from poverty and hunger?
Republicans are willing to let 2% of the country die to save the stock market. That’s 6 million people, the same amount of people who died in the Holocaust.
New York needs 30,000 ventilators. Trump is hoarding 20,000 ventilators. He won’t give them to Governor Cuomo out of spite. He doesn’t like Cuomo because Cuomo isn’t nice to him.
If anybody wants anything out of this guy, they better stroke his ego and stroke it good or people will die. He has a warning for governors, “It’s a two way street — they have to treat us well too.”
Hospitals need 3.5 billion masks to get through the pandemic but Trump won’t invoke the Defense Production Act which would force manufacturers to produce and deliver them because he’s a sadist with more power than any man in the world. It’s payback time for everyone and anyone who has ever been mean to him and then some.
Spain is the second worst hit country in Europe after Italy. They are converting a convention center in Madrid into a hospital with 5,500 beds. It will be one of largest hospitals in the world. They are converting an ice rink into a morgue. Army troops have gone into nursing homes to disinfect them and have found residents dead in their beds or abandoned to fend for themselves. Deaths are doubling there every 3 days JUST LIKE IN AMERICA.
Prince Charles, heir to the British throne, has tested positive for the coronavirus.
As Americans are standing in line waiting to be tested and treated, and health care workers become infected and pass the disease on to their co-workers and families because they don’t have the protective equipment they need, and as governors beg Trump for help, the sociopathic sadist in the White House tweeted this in response to the news that Mitt Romney has tested negative for the coronavirus: This is really great news! I am so happy I can barely speak. He may have been a terrible presidential candidate and an even worse U.S. Senator, but he is a RINO, and I like him a lot!
You better like Trump, or convince him that you do, or he’ll kill you.
March 26
It’s apocalyptic in New York hospitals right now. People are dying in the ER while waiting for available beds. Refrigerated trailers are parked outside to store the overflow of dead bodies. There aren’t enough ventilators. There aren’t enough masks and other protective equipment for doctors and nurses to wear so they’re getting infected and dying. Trump refuses to help them but you wouldn’t know that by what he tells America during his daily Reality TV Happy Hour coronavirus press briefings.
Because Trump has done nothing a president should do to manage such a deadly pandemic, 10 times more people will get infected. Tens of thousands more people will die because of Trump’s negligence and vindictiveness, many of them will be health care workers. This is criminal.
There is a CDC mailer going out to all households with guidelines on how people can stay healthy and not spread the virus. The outside of the envelope reads, President Trump’s Coronavirus Guidelines for America. He’s using his office again to take advantage of a government agency and government funds to pay for campaign literature.
He gets to go on TV every day to campaign at the government’s expense. He’s taking advantage of earned media for his daily Happy Hour “briefings” where he lies and says nothing new, but repeats how great he is and how he’s got everything under control, like a TV commercial for laundry soap that promises to get rid of blood stains, to a captive hostage audience that’s stuck at home with the TV on all day, because they can’t leave their houses. The average cable news audience is 8.5 million every day. That’s a lot of laundry soap sales.
His approval ratings are going up because we live in a consumer society where we’re used to being sold bullshit on TV. WE BUY IT. It’s TV!
It’s taken long enough, but he’s starting to get cut off. NBC and CNN producers say they’re done televising Trump’s Happy Hour. “We might take it from the top and then cut away after the first lie, and return when the lies stop.” Seattle NPR won’t air White House briefings live because of “patten of false or misleading information.”
Not Fox News. They’ll let him blather on and on without fact checking him or asking him any hard questions. Then they’ll repeat what he says over and over again so Fox viewers will buy the laundry soap that promises to get the blood out.
Before there was Trump there was Fox News. That’s how the blood got there.
Trump snapped at a reporter who asked him about his Easter timeline. She wanted to know if he picked that date for political reasons. He accused her of writing fake news and then accused the entire media of wanting him to do badly in the election.
Even though he’s using the media to campaign on false promises and outright lies about how he’s handling the pandemic, he’s blaming them for flaming the fear of the virus, accusing them of trying to ruin his chances of re-election. He tweeted: The LameStream Media is the dominant force in trying to get me to keep our Country closed as long as possible in the hope that it will be detrimental to my election success. The real people want to get back to work ASAP. We will be stronger than ever before!
He’s tweeting shit like this as the death toll rises, unemployment soars, doctors are having to choose who lives and dies, hospitals are overflowing with infected patients, dead bodies are piling up and states are begging for help.
Trump hasn’t left the White House to meet with any governors to see for himself what’s going on in the country. He doesn’t care but you wouldn’t know that if you tune in to the Reality TV President’s Happy Hour. The man in the TV cares.
Joe Biden’s campaign is running an ad on how Trump has botched handling the coronavirus. Trump is suing him to take it down. He doesn’t want that on TV.
3,283,000 Americans filed unemployment claims but Trump doesn’t want us to know that. Let’s see how he spins this today on the Reality TV President’s Happy Hour.
You’re all working. Everything is fine. I alone have fixed it. America is great again. That blood will come right out.
March 27 (morning edition)
The US is the #1 country with the most coronavirus cases but Trump says no we’re not.
There are 150 hospital workers who have tested positive in Massachusetts but Trump says no there’s not.
Doctors in New York say that deaths aren’t being reported accurately. There are more. Trumps says no there’s not.
There’s been an outbreak of coronavirus aboard a Navy aircraft carrier in the Pacific and Trump says no there’s not.
More Americans died yesterday in New York City from the coronavirus than died in Afghanistan over the past 5 years but Trump says no there’s not.
The mayor of Atlanta says their ICU units are at capacity but Trump says no they aren’t.
The only sounds in the streets of New York are sirens and helicopters but Trump says no there’s not.
The food banks in New Orleans are nearly empty but Trump says no they aren’t.
People waited in line for 2 miles to get food at an El Paso food bank and Trump said no they didn’t.
Mike Pompeo referred to the coronavirus as the Wuhan Virus at a virtual G-7 meeting and everybody said OH NO YOU DON’T.
A grocery store in northeast Pennsylvania had to throw out $35,000 worth of food because an American idiot deliberately coughed on them.
A young Trump cult member who licked a toilet seat to prove his loyalty to Trump is now in a hospital infected with the coronavirus, taking a bed away from somebody’s grandmother.
A Trump loving fucktrumpet in Kentucky tested positive after attending a coronavirus party and now he’s overloaded the hospital in his town by one more Trump loving fucktrumpet.
A 26 year old dump shit in Missouri has been arrested and charged with making a terrorist threat because he filmed himself licking items on shelves at a Walmart and posted them on social media.
The cops were called on a dumb fuck twatwaffle who licked the door handle to a freezer at a store in Wisconsin to protest the virus because the manager was disinfecting surfaces.
The FBI shot and killed a MAGA who tried to detonate a car bomb outside a hospital in Kansas City before it could kill hundreds of coronavirus patients and first responders.
Pharmacists in Ohio are filling tons of prescriptions for hydroxychloroquine and chloroquine after Trump went on TV and told pisskidney bumholes to take it.
There are plenty of scrotes out there who still believe that the coronavirus is a hoax. They’re getting it and spreading it. They don’t care because they also believe that Trump has the cure.
Trump is as popular now as he has ever been because the networks put him on TV every day so he can lie to every American stuck in their homes who are watching TV all day long. The Reality TV President has everybody right where he wants them — held hostage in their own homes, glued to the TV, and forced to listen to propaganda every single day.
This is Orwellian.
March 27 (evening edition)
Trump signed a $2 trillion bill in a ceremony that included only Republicans standing shoulder to shoulder (but 6 feet behind the spoiled petty vindictive sociopathic prick.) Now he’s on TV bragging about it. It’s not known yet whether the Democrats weren’t invited or if they refused to go. Either way, the country would be best served if they all gave it to each other while standing there, shoulder to shoulder, 6 feet behind the prick who is personally responsible for the unnecessary spread of this virus and the deaths of countless Americans. He’s evil. And so are the Republicans. 6 degrees of separation.
Trump regime riddle: If Trump signs a bill and there isn’t anybody in the room except a bunch of scumbag Republicans who never tell the truth did he still sign it?
He gets to take credit for invoking the Defense Production Act to force General Motors (or is it Ford? He doesn’t know) to make ventilators which he should have done 2 weeks ago but didn’t because he’s a sadist who is getting revenge on New York.
“If your governor kissed the president’s ass enough, you just might be lucky enough to win this week’s Ventilator Sweepstakes!!!!” — Kevin M. Kruse
Yesterday Trump said he didn’t believe that New York needed 30,000 ventilators and wasn’t about to give them the 20,000 he has. He has been refusing to invoke the Defense Production Act because he gets off on making people suffer.
How many ventilators could all of Trump’s golf trips buy? 200,000.
A couple of hours ago, as Americans were dying at a record rate, Trump was tweeting about his approval rating: Thank you Byron. Many polls are much better than this. If it is the Fake News Washington Post, add 10 points.
Trump claims that unemployment numbers are not the fault of anybody in this country, especially not him.
“His lies go unaddressed. He abandons yesterday’s lies in favor of today’s lies. The only reason to keep listening to him is to catalogue the evidence of his crimes against the people, crimes that will need to be prosecuted beginning in January 2021.” — Glenn Kirschner
Dr. Deborah Birx ripped the liberal media a new one for creating hysteria about hospitals being faced with shortages of ventilators and falsely reporting that doctors will have to decide who gets resuscitated and who will be left to die. Hey Trump Spin Doctor! IT’S HAPPENING! Doctors are having to splice ventilator hoses to service 2 patients at once.
Alabama’s governor declined to order a statewide shelter in place because his state is “not California.” His dumb ass state takes in $4 for every dollar it pays in in taxes and California pays out way more than it gets back. California is not a dumb ass state. The smartest people in the country live in California and Alabama better hope that all of the scientists and entrepreneurs don’t get sick and die so they can invent a vaccine for what’s left of Alabama in 3 weeks.
Speaking of governors, the dumb ass “president” spoke to a lot of them earlier today. “I would say maybe one person there was a little, tiny bit of a raising of a voice, a little wiseguy a little bit, but he’s usually a big wiseguy. Not so much anymore. We saw to it that he wouldn’t be so much anymore.” Besides the wiseguy that annoyed Trump, there’s a woman, Gretchen Whitmer. Trump has it in for her because she has asked repeatedly for help and criticized the federal government for its lack of preparedness and sluggish response to the pandemic. He said, “She is a new governor, and it’s not been pleasant. We’ve had a big problem with the young — a woman governor. You know who I’m talking about — from Michigan. We don’t like to see the complaints.”
Trump keeps blaming Obama for leaving him with a mess. It’s not true but even if it was, he’s had THREE YEARS TO FIX IT.
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has tested positive for the coronavirus.
Have all of the dirty Republicans who posed 6 feet behind Trump for a photo op today been tested? If not, will selling themselves out to stand 6 feet behind him amount to the next photo op being 6 feet under? 6 degrees of separation by death. Trump kills people.
March 28
Trump has targeted the governor of Michigan as his latest victim. He doesn’t like her because she’s a she with power who dared confront him about the shitty job he’s doing as a Reality TV president. He’s so vain, petty, sexist, insecure and vindictive that he’s been withholding federal aid because she doesn’t like him. Since she’s accomplished and powerful and not a sex kitten, he would never call her cutie pie and slap her on the ass (and if he did, she’d rip his little tiny American Pie weiner off and throw that pie right in his face.) He told Mike Pence not to call her or any governor who has been critical of the federal government.
Trump tweeted and then deleted: I love Michigan, one of the reasons we are doing such a GREAT job during this horrible Pandemic. Yet your Governor, Gretchen “Half” Whitmer is way in over her ahead, she doesn’t have a clue. Likes blaming everyone for her ineptitude! #MAGA
No matter how nicely she has asked, Trump has refused to do his job. “Don’t call the woman in Michigan,” he said during Friday’s propaganda briefing. “If they don’t treat you right, I don’t call.”
Medical supplies got cancelled or delayed to Michigan so Governor Whitmer asked nicely, “Mr. President, Michigan needs masks and tests. People are going to die if we don’t get them.”
“I would like you to do me a favor, though.”
“Michigan is the new Ukraine.” — Senator Chris Murphy
Someone must have gotten through to him to get him to stop the Twitter/TV war with the governor of Michigan because Trump shut his fucking pie hole and approved Michigan’s disaster declaration request this morning so the state can get federal help. They just received 112,800 N95 masks from the strategic national stockpile. 8,000 more are on the way.
Trump is hoarding masks and ventilators to punish and reward governors.
Here’s what Trump wants from governors: “All I want them to do, very simple, I want them to be appreciative. I don’t want them to say things that aren’t true. I want them to be appreciative. We’ve done a great job.”
Rudy Giuliani has advice for governors and mayors. Don’t ask for a slice of the pie. “Take the blame when you have to… when you play with your boss, sometimes it’s better when you don’t win the golf game. He’s the boss, he’s got all the resources.”
Speaking of bosses, the mob boss got pissed off at a reporter during his daily propaganda briefing when he asked if everyone who needs a ventilator will get one. Trump got agitated and didn’t say what he was thinking. Instead he said, “Look. Look. Don’t be a cutie pie.”
March 29
Trump delivered 170 broken ventilators to California. Massachusetts has received 17% of the medical supplies they requested, Maine got 5%, New York got 2%, and Florida got 200%.
Trump is a full time resident of Florida.
Trump is denying federal assistance to blue states which is killing people. Since he’s calling himself a “war time president” then this is biological warfare and he’s using it against his own people.
The US has hit 100,000 coronavirus cases with 2,000 deaths. The number of deaths doubled in 2 days.
The governor of Florida, Trump wanna be Ron DeSantis, is blaming the governor of New York for spreading the virus to his state. He has set up check points to screen anybody who has New York license plates. They’re not screening anybody for the virus, they’re just screening people for how New York they are and then making them stay in quarantine for 2 weeks if they don’t turn around and go back. Floridians don’t have to be quarantined. Actually, he’s leaving that up to county officials. They can decide how to deal with the spread of the deadly virus that has already killed 56 people in his state. One county might tell people to stay home and a couple of feet away in another county officials are telling everybody to party and swap spit at the beach. There have been over 500 new cases in the past 24 hours.
One third of the world is on lockdown except for fucking Florida.
Trump’s Mini Me DeSantis is working with experts to make a cheap generic malaria drug that Trump told people to take, but not every county in Florida will get it. He says while he’s not a doctor, he wants people to be able to go ahead and take it because Trump is his hero and anything Trump says and does is everything DeSantis wants to say and do. Other than setting up check points that won’t make any difference and passing the buck to counties, DeSantis is making everything worse by denying the Miami Herald and Tampa Bay Times access to his press conferences because that’s what Trump would do.
The Navy hospital ship has left Norfolk, Virginia. The Defense Secretary Mark Esper kissed Trump’s ass in a ceremonial press conference. “I’d like to thank Donald Trump for his bold leadership … your leadership is uniting the American people to defeat this virus.” Trump tried to look humble and said, “I can say this from the bottom of my heart — I am very proud to be your President.” America barfed. Well, most of America did. The ones who didn’t are cleaning up Trump’s barf.
On February 7 Mike Pompeo tweeted this from his official Secretary of State account: We have coordinated with US organizations to transport more humanitarian relief to people in Wuhan. Personal protective equipment and other medical supplies donated by these organizations can help save lives in China and help protect people from the coronavirus.
Six weeks later he dubbed the coronavirus the Wuhan Virus.
At the time Mike Pompeo tweeted out US support for China, Trump was sending 17.8 tons of masks, respirators and other medical supplies to China WHILE telling his cult members at his MAGA rallies that the coronavirus was a Democratic hoax meant to keep him from getting re-elected.
At the same time that Bill and Hillary Clinton sent over 400 pizzas to hospitals in New York “as a small token of their appreciation for everything medical professionals are doing for their communities” Trump was letting hospital workers wear trash bags and bandanas in lieu of scrubs and masks because he’s a sadistic totalitarian sociopathic fucker.
We’re now at the part where nobody knows what day it is anymore.
It’s Sunday morning and Joel Olsteen is socially distancing in his 17,000 square feet, 6 bedroom, 6 bath, 5 fireplace, 3 elevator house in Houston. Keep those checks coming, suckas!
It’s Sunday morning and Jeanine Pirro is hung over after being shitfaced wasted drunk on her Fox News show live from her house last night.
It’s Sunday morning and Muslims are still giving away groceries, cleaning supplies, personal hygiene products and hot meals at their drive through system in Houston.
It’s Sunday morning and doctors and nurses are still showing up to work at hospitals knowing that they will more than likely contract the virus in order to save lives.
It’s Sunday morning and Nancy Pelosi is in Washington DC, working.
It’s Sunday morning and Trump is congratulating himself on being the greatest president of all time, as usual.
March 30
As a fork lift deposited dead people in body bags inside a freezer truck outside of a hospital in Brooklyn, Trump was doing his daily propaganda briefing in the Garden of Grieve. He said, “Black body bags and freezer trucks as long as the Rose Garden — I’ve never seen anything like it.”
He didn’t actually see the body bags for himself. He saw it on Twitter or TV.
When a reporter confronted him about his horrible treatment of governors he said, “When they disrespect me, they are disrespecting our government.”
He accused doctors and nurses of stealing masks and hospitals of hoarding ventilators and then told reporters they ought to investigate.
After journalist Yamiche Alcindor asked Trump to clarify what he meant when he told Sean Hannity that he was going to quarantine New York, New Jersey and Connecticut and then explain what he meant by governors not really needing as much as they are asking for, he got pissed off and told her not to be threatening and negative and to be nice. Then a White House aide took the mic out of her hand. Yamiche is a woman. And black.
Trump is spinning the death count to make it look good for him, claiming that if it weren’t for him 2.2 million people would die. But hey, because of me, only 100,000–200,000 should die. Victory! Yay for me! I am great. Great. GREAT!
Only 100,000 dead? Not bad! Good job!
100,000 amounts to 3,000 people dying every day in the month of April.
Far less than 100,000–200,000 would die if Trump hadn’t lied about when the virus had come to America and how serious it was and then lied about it being a Democratic hoax. If we had a real president we would have known 3 months ago and would have all the right people in place to manage the spread.
Before his propaganda briefing he was tweeting about his ratings (not a word of condolences to the families of the dead, as usual): President Trump is a ratings hit. Since reviving the daily White House briefing Mr. Trump and his coronavirus updates have attracted an average audience of 8.5 million on cable news, roughly the viewership of the season finale of ‘The Bachelor.’ Numbers are continuing to rise. On Monday, nearly 12.2 million people watched Mr. Trump’s briefing on CNN, Fox News and MSNBC, according to Nielsen — ‘Monday Night Football’ numbers. Millions more are watching on ABC, CBS, NBC and online streaming sites, and the audience is expanding. On Monday, Fox News alone attracted 6.2 million viewers for the president’s briefing — an astounding number for a 6 p.m. cable broadcast, more akin to the viewership for a popular prime-time sitcom. The CBS News poll said 13 percent of Republicans trusted the news media for information about the virus.
After bragging about his ratings, Trump said he can’t wait to find out what happens in the finale of The Bachelor once the crisis is over.
Trump can’t believe that the coronavirus is in 150 countries. He can’t believe it! Some people didn’t even know there were 150 countries (there are 193 countries and the coronavirus is in all of them.)
Fox News viewers are going to have to go from not believing that the coronavirus is serious to believing that people died but they didn’t die from the coronavirus to nobody died, the Democrats are lying. Once the Fox News audience dies, family members who aren’t part of the cult will sue Fox for lying to their parents about the virus and causing their deaths.
Yesterday Trump denied saying governors were trying to take advantage of the federal government by asking for stuff that they don’t need. Today he told Fox that governors were trying to take advantage of the federal government by asking for stuff that they don’t need.
So far today Trump has rambled on Fox and Friends and called Putin.
Not on his agenda: Seeing for himself the fork lifts piling dead bodies into make shift morgues on the streets of New York.
March 31
Trump started his day yesterday by calling in to Fox to rant about WWII. He said we fought alongside Germany and then he said we didn’t when he talked about Russia. “They also fought World War II. They lost 50 million people. They were our partner in World War II. Germany was the enemy. And Germany’s like this wonderful thing…now we don’t talk to Russia, we talk to Germany. I mean, look, it’s fine. I want to talk to Germany.”
Fox cut him off BECAUSE HE’S A FUCKING LUNATIC.
After ranting on Fox, he tweeted, watched TV, and shoved food in his face just like it was any other day. The day ended in the Garden of Grieve at the White House where he invited Mike Lindell, a former homeless crack addict turned Born Again Christian and entrepreneur (he’s the “My Pillow” guy) to speak at the podium about the Lord. He said, “God gave us grace on November 8, 2016, to change the course we were on. God had been taken out of our schools and lives, a nation had turned its back on God. I encourage you to use this time at home to get back in the word. Read our Bible.” Trump stood next to him, nodding like he was listening, thinking about how he could sell his name to Mike Lindell to rebrand his pillow as a Trump 2020 coronavirus mask. “Here, put this pillow over your face and don’t take it off.”
Trump lost his cool again with reporters. When Yamiche Alcindor asked about per capita coronavirus testing in South Korea, Trump said that he knew South Korea better than anybody. Do you know how many people live in Seoul? Do you? Well, DO YOU? 38 million! Wrong. It has 10 million. He called her question snarky. When Jim Acosta used Trump’s own words to demonstrate how he downplayed the virus, Trump got all huffy. He cautioned Americans to remain calm. “I could cause panic, but I don’t want to do that.”
A planted OAN reporter tried to throw abortion into the “press conference.”
Diamond and Silk have weighed in on the death count of the coronavirus. They say the numbers are being inflated to make Trump look bad. Watch Trump invite them to speak at the podium in the Garden of Grieve later on today. And now ladies and gentlemen, my 2 African Americans! The reporter from OAN can ask them about Mexican caravans sneaking across the border with vials of the virus ready to throw at American citizens while they’re out walking their dogs.
When Fox asked Trump about the Chinese misleading the public about the coronavirus his answer was, “They do it and we do it… Every country does that.”
Ainsley Earhardt of Fox News interviewed Governor DeSantis of Florida about the cruise ship docking in Ft. Lauderdale. “A lot of Floridians are really worried about that, because there’s a lot of people infected on the cruise ship.” DeSantis agreed and added, “And not only that, I mean, I think a lot of these are foreigners.”
Speaking of really shitty politicians in Florida, Senator Marco Rubio isn’t blaming foreigners for the spread of the virus, he’s blaming the media for spreading hysteria about the virus. He tweeted: Some in our media can’t contain their glee and delight in reporting that the US has more corona virus cases than China. Beyond being grotesque, it’s bad journalism. We have NO IDEA how many cases China really has but without any doubt its significantly more than why they admit to.
Marco forget to quote the Bible.
Speaking of someone who uses the Bible to advance their own political agenda, Jerry Falwell, King of the Evangelicals, Trump’s fake Christian coach and president of Liberty University made the kids come back after spring break and now they’re getting sick. When criticized for endangering lives, he says what he always says whenever he’s criticized “they’re attacking us because we’re conservative Christians.”
New York City EMS workers are staying away from home and sleeping in their cars in between shifts so they don’t expose their families to the disease. If doctors and nurses complain about having to re-use masks and not having enough personal protection equipment to protect themselves at work, hospitals could fire them. Nobody wants to upset Trump. He could withhold life saving supplies because HE’S A FUCKING LUNATIC.
April 1
After Mitch McConnell introduced the Republican talking point that Democrats distracted Trump by turning his attention away from handling the coronavirus in a timely fashion because he was so preoccupied with them impeaching him the stupid idiot went on TV for his daily dirt rally disguised as a coronavirus task force press briefing and said, “I don’t think I would have done any better if I wasn’t impeached. That’s a tribute to me.”
“Sorry the president was bad at his job. He was too busy being put on trial because he’s bad at his job.” — Samantha Bee
Trump wasn’t preoccupied with anything from January through March. He spent 6 weekends golfing because he’s a dirt bag.
The impeachment trial ended on February 6. On February 26 he said there were only 15 people who had it and within a couple of days there will be 0. Two days after that he called the whole thing a hoax. A nasty dirty Democratic hoax.
Trump says now that from the beginning he knew thousands could die from the coronavirus but he wanted to keep up a brave front and stay positive. That’s why he downplayed the virus early on. He didn’t want the country to panic.
“I knew it could be horrible. I knew it could be maybe good,” the dirt devil said.
While he was trying to keep the country from panicking he did nothing to prepare for what he says now he knew was coming. Medical supplies? Nah. Hand me the remote. Ventilators? They’re called generators, DUH. Hand me the remote. Testing? What about me? Hand me the remote.
He doesn’t understand why anybody is making such a fuss over not having masks to wear in hospitals. It’s not like you can get all that dirty in a hospital. They have people who clean up the germs and the blood, amirite?
“A lot of people have scarves.” Health care workers can just bring their scarves from home to do their jobs. Stop complaining. I haven’t been golfing in a couple of weeks!
He’s very pleased with the ratings for his weekly MAGA rallies turned daily coronavirus task force press briefings. “I’m sure people are enjoying it.” It may be a dark topic but its also “incredibly interesting.” People are “going crazy, they can’t get enough.”
When asked what his plans were for the next 30 days he said, “I’d love to go out but I will be in the White House. It’s a nerve center a control center……..it’s important that I remain healthy.”
Everybody at the briefing ignored the elephant in the room, as usual, until it took a dump on the floor. Then Jim Acosta asked, “What would have happened if we had started social distancing in January? Would there have been fewer deaths?” Everybody just stood there like Joe Dirt who had just been caught by his parents climbing into his bedroom window in the middle of the night after being at a coronavirus party. Finally Dr. Fauci answered, “Probably yes.” He’s gonna get fired. It won’t be long before he’s kicked off of the Reality TV President show and the Republicans dig up dirt on him to make Fox News viewers believe that he’s not a real doctor.
Since Trump didn’t throw any elephant poop at anybody the press complimented him and said he acted like a real president, forgetting that just the day before he brought the My Pillow Guy up to lecture everybody about the Lord.
Trump didn’t say an awful lot about New York because he hates New York. He did say, however, that “179 people died in New York yesterday, or whatever it was,” and then he bragged about doing Governor Cuomo a favor. “I got him ships. I got him hospitals. He hit paydirt.”
HE HIT PAYDIRT?
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