Evangelicals are all excited because they think that God has sent the Wuhan Virus to kill everybody they hate.

Today is Palm Sunday and the chosen ones are headed to church in 14 states because their governors have exempted church attendance from their stay at home orders. Believers aren’t worried that being in one room with hundreds of other fellow chosen ones during a deadly pandemic could kill them because they’re covered in Jesus’ blood, the antidote for the coronavirus.

Meanwhile, godless liberals are staying home this morning, putting the safety and lives of others ahead of their own wants, desires and religious beliefs by self quarantining themselves so they don’t make life unnecessarily hard on the stranger, just like Jesus would do. The blue state antidote is don’t listen to Trump and stay the fuck home.

Franklin Graham says people are dying of the coronavirus because they have sinned against God. The coronavirus was sent by God because the world has turned its back on God. If that was true, every single Republican would have dropped dead the moment Trump found out about it back in January.

There are still people out there who believe the pandemic is a scam. Now where would they get an idea like that? Trump, red state governors, right wing media, and evangelical churches.

What’s the antidote? The death of the Republican Party. It’s burning up, coughing up blood and suffocating. Let it. Dr. Trump can’t save it now. Karma has sent the coronavirus because Republicans turned their backs on the Constitution and the American people.

Trump was desperate to dose the media with poison during his propaganda briefing yesterday. It was pathetic. He claimed that they were building lots of hospitals (no they’re not,) the media is creating fear and panic (he is,) and there will be lot of death. He didn’t refer to the dead as people, just numbers. When asked why he hasn’t issued a national stay at home order, he said, “There’s a thing called the constitution, which I cherish” (he never read it and he doesn’t cherish it.) When asked about why he fired the inspector general, he admitted that it was over the whistleblower report. “Somebody oughta sue his ass off,” he said. Then he went on to give medical advice, even though people have already died from taking his medical advice. He encouraged people to take the FDA unapproved antidote for the coronavirus, Hydroxychloroquine and said that he would too.

“What do you have to lose? Take it. I really think they should take it. Try it if you’d like.”

MAGAs are hoarding Hydroxychloroquine.

Trump has suffered no consequences for using his daily platform to give medical advice to an entire nation.

Why would Trump say he would take Hydroxychloroquine if he has tested negative twice?

If Trump told all the MAGAs to take poison on Easter Sunday so they could die and be risen by him, just like the criminals he has pardoned, they’d do it.

Trump keeps repeating the lie that if he hadn’t stopped travel from China things would be much, much worse. Nearly 40,000 people have flown here from China since Trump invoked the so called travel restrictions. Flights continued this past week with passengers traveling from Beijing to Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York. In all, 279 flights from China have arrived in the US since the travel ban. Screening procedures have been hit and miss. He’s poisoning us.

Corona beer has halted all production because people are stupid enough to go to church during a deadly pandemic but not stupid enough to believe that they can’t be poisoned by drinking Corona beer.

The NRA is suing Governor Cuomo for classifying gun stores as non-essential.

The NRA is pure poison.

Trump refuses to wear a mask even though he’s got the surgeon general out there making videos on how to make do it yourself masks out of bandanas.

Obama would have worn a mask and referred to the dead as people. He would have cried.

Trump is poison. The Republicans in the Senate had the antidote and they dumped it down the drain.

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