Spike Dolomite
4 min readOct 8, 2019


Trump is covering up the cover up. Ambassador to the EU, Gordon Sondland, the guy caught up in the Ukraine scandal and texted let’s not text has been told by Mike Pompeo to blow off testifying before the House this morning. The monster in the White House with the Abby Normal brain means war. “The days of playing nice are done.”

Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, Adam Schiff, did a press conference and said that Sondland has messages on a personal device that he turned over to the State Department but the State Department won’t let Congress see it. He says the White House blocking testimony and refusing to provide documents is evidence of obstruction. He did not, however, ask the Sargeant at Arms to arrest Sondland, which makes Trumpenstein feel like he’s winning the war he started with Congress because he has an Abby Normal brain.

Trumpenstein did the Abby Normal thing and admitted to obstruction of justice in a tweet right after Adam Schiff’s press conference. He basically said he told Sondland to thumb his nose at Congress.

Trump is running America like one of his businesses. He’s going to burn it up and stiff everybody by declaring bankruptcy and then take everybody to court.

As a bankrupted casino owner Trump should know that the House always wins, but like any gambling addict, he keeps going back to the table, confident that this time he’ll win.

Trump impulsively announced that he’s pulling troops from northern Syria, putting the region in total chaos. The troops are still there today, but everybody is confused and panicked. The Kurds feel betrayed. The Turks feel triumphant. Russia feels like the king of the world, and Trump feels like he beat the House.

“Possible Trump motives 1) Protecting income flow from Trump Towers Istanbul 2) Payoff to Turkey to cover up recording of Khashoggi murder by Trump allies 3) Obeisance to Putin 4) Warning to House: if you impeach me, Ill burn every American alliance and interest before I go.” — David Frum

Everybody hopes that he’ll change his mind by the end of the day. It’s the only dependable trait of an Abby Normal brain.

“I remember Trump was going to strike Iran, only to back down after Tucker Carlson persuaded him. I also remember “fire and fury” against North Korea before Trump received love letters from Kim Jong Un. Hopefully, he changes his mind about abandoning the Kurds or he just forgets.” — Wajahat Ali

Trump tweeted: As I have stated strongly before, and just to reiterate, if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!). They must, with Europe and others, watch over the captured ISIS fighters and families. The U.S. has done far more than anyone could have ever expected, including the capture of 100% of the ISIS Caliphate. It is time now for others in the region, some of great wealth, to protect their own territory. THE USA IS GREAT!

Remember, Turkish President Erdoğan sat in the car while his security detail beat the crap out of protesters on American soil at the Turkish embassy. Trump has invited him to the White House on November 13.

Trump Said He’d Eliminate the Deficit in 8 Years. So Far, It’s Up 68% — Newsweek

While White House officials thumb their noses at Congress and ignore subpoenas without consequence, a white Florida judge sentenced a 21 year old black man to jail time for missing jury duty.

The extreme right wing nut hunchback lab assistants are defending Trump in public. Susan Collins says impeachment will keep the Senate from getting any work done as if they’ve been getting any work done. The rest of the Republicans are keeping quiet. The Dems are trying to flatter the Republicans who know Trump is a monster to step up and be a hero. They can’t be heroes for doing their jobs. Republicans aren’t heroes if they vote to impeach and remove a treasonous criminal president from office. If anything, they bear a great deal of responsibility in letting this get this far. They created this monster and now that he’s loose in the streets and terrorizing the countryside, their job is to capture and destroy him.

That’s their job.

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