Trump’s trip to the Orient
Trump used his con powers to reset the media’a attention by blowing up the airwaves with his outrageous dicktator groupie fest in Japan and Korea. He successfully reoriented the narrative with his trip to Asia.
After the G20, Trump told the pilot to stop in North Korea for an impromptu publicity stunt. Hold on! Stop the plane! Stop the plane! I have an idea! Call the fake news! I’m going to make history!
Ivanka, Jared, Mike Pompeo and Tucker Carlson got off the plane and ran for the border. Woo hoo! Party at the DMZ!
Kim Jong-un played Trump like the fucking dope that he is. North Korea came out on top as a world nuclear weapons power and Trump got a picture.
The United States has accepted North Korea as a nuclear armed state and the dopes who love Trump think that that stupid son of a bitch achieved world peace.
Trump is happy because he thinks Kim Jong-un likes him better than Dennis Rodman.
Tucker Carlson reported LIVE from the DMZ! He told the folks back home that the North Korean regime is monstrous but hey, leading a country means sometimes you have to kill people. It’s a tough job being a dictator.
Being Dear Leader is murder.
Trump needs Tucker Carlson on a trip like this like Brian Wilson needed his therapist everywhere he went. He can’t do it by myself.
As expected, Fox News is gushing all over the “peace trip” that Trump made to North Korea. They’re not at all concerned that their viewers might remember them trashing North Korea (Axis of Evil! Axis of Evil! Obama panders to dictators!) before Trump was president because they know they won’t. They’re dumb.
Trump said he has “chemistry” with Kim Jong-un.
Trump says Obama wanted to meet with North Korea but they wouldn’t meet with him. They like him better.
Trump isn’t the first president to step foot on North Korean soil. Bill Clinton went 10 years ago and got 2 American journalists who were being held hostage released.
The publicity stunt didn’t end at the DMZ. It went on to the Osan Air Base in South Korea where he told the troops, “Many people, I noticed, from Korea were literally in tears, crying” after he made history.
Trump’s trip to Asia was the most embarrassing foreign trip yet. He flirted with and shook hands with his man crush murderer Putin and made jokes about our election and journalists, shook hands with the murderous MBS, ran into the arms of the murderous dictator of North Korea at the DMZ and told the Prime Minister of Japan that if they were bombed we would help them but if we were bombed they wouldn’t have to help us because they could just watch it on a Sony TV.
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