Tuckered Out
The emperor is yucky naked and his face is melting off and the media and the Republicans are pretending like he’s not only clothed, but that he actually dressed himself and his face is fine.
In a meeting in the Oval Office with the visiting NATO secretary general, Trump ranted about immigration and told him, “What we have to do is — Congress has to meet quickly and make a deal. To be honest with you, we have to get rid of judges. You wouldn’t believe it Mr. Secretary General, you catch somebody who comes illegally into your country and then they bring them to a court.”
Tuckered out, stupid as fuck, or fascist?
Trump accused Bob Mueller of treason for investigating him and said he should be investigated.
Trump told Republicans to question every election they lose. “Be paranoid,” he said. Be very, very paranoid.
Trump said his father was born in Germany. He was born in New York.
Trump made a speech at the National Republican Congressional Committee annual spring dinner and said you could get cancer from the noise on wind farms. Then he said that someone will probably leak the speech to the media. It was televised on C-SPAN.
Trump wants to close the southern border this weekend for national security reasons. When asked about how that will affect trade and the economy he said that security is more important than trade.
Trump says that the governments of Honduras, Guatemala, and El Salvador are arranging migrant caravans. “They don’t put their best people in these caravans, we’re not going to have them in the United States.”
Meanwhile, as the Republicans pretend like everything is normal, the House Oversight Committee approved a subpoena for an investigation into the White House security clearances where dozens of suspicious officials with questionable character and criminal history got security clearances because Trump said so.
Uneducated Education Secretary Betsy DeVos used a racist study to defend black kids getting disciplined more than white kids. “Black children are just plain old, more disruptive in the classroom.” She pretty much got her ass kicked by the Democrats in Congress for being racist, ignorant and cruel. She doesn’t care. She’s rich and can do whatever she wants.
Drunken Congressboy Matt Gaetz of Florida wondered what would happen if Trump were to declare himself the first female president during a hearing on transgender rights.
Tucker Carlson says Democrats support migrants because they “have a vested interest in changing the population.” That’s code for brown people are taking over the country so vote Republican.
Kamala Harris will introduce legislation to offer DACA recipients paid internships on Capitol Hill. What will Tucker Carlson say about that? Brown people’s offspring will be getting paid with “your” tax dollars?
Lawmakers introduced bills in Alabama’s House and Senate to make it a felony for doctors to perform abortions.
Meanwhile in Arkansas, 2 gun nuts were arrested for taking turns shooting each other with bullet vests on. They were drunk.
A White House whistleblower was tormented and humiliated at work when her co-workers repeatedly put her files out of her reach. She has dwarfism.
A Chinese woman carrying 4 cellphones and computer equipment including a thumb drive containing malware has been charged with lying her way into Mar-a-Lago while Trump was there. “It’s OK, I’m with the broadband.”
In a huge victory, a Democrat flipped a key state senate seat in a special election in Pennsylvania in a district that has been controlled by Republicans for the last 50 years.
What will Tucker Carlson say about that?
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