Two Faced

The House Judiciary Committee hearings just started. Gym Jordan is on this committee so be prepared for a repeat of his monkey in a zoo performance he did during the 2 weeks of testimony in the Intelligence Committee hearings. We’re going to have to sit through monkey in the zoo performances by Matt Gaetz and Doug Collins too. Jerry Nadler is going to have to be tough and keep these fucking two faced traitors in check.

Here is some of the off the wall Trump crazy talk from NATO:

“Climate change is very important to me. I’ve done many environmental impact statements over my life and I believe very strongly in very, very crystal clear, clean water and clean air. That’s a big part of climate change.”

To the president of France, Emmanuel Macron: “Would you like some nice ISIS fighters? I can give them to you.” President Macron replied, “Let’s be serious.” Then he bragged about defeating ISIS and Macron was like, um dude, “It’s not done yet. I’m sorry to say that.”

While sitting next to the chancellor of Germany, Angela Merkel, he said about the Turkey-Syria border: “Maybe someday they’ll give me credit, but probably not … that border is a mess for long time. We pulled our soldiers out and took over the oil. We have soldiers where the oil is — that’s the way I like it.”

On the Kurds: “We have taken the oil. I’ve taken the oil. We should have done it in other locations, frankly, where we were. I can name four of them right now, but we’ve taken the oil … our great soldiers are right around the oil where we’ve got the oil.”

On Adam Schiff: “I think he’s a maniac. I think Adam Schiff is a deranged human being. I think he grew up with a complex for lots of reasons that are obvious. I think he’s a very sick man. And he lies.”

At a Buckingham Palace reception at the end of the day, French President Emmanuel Macron, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte, and Princess Anne were picked up on video making fun of Trump. Trump found out about it and called Justin Trudeau “two faced.” He is so pissed that he is flying straight back to his bunker in the White House, canceling a scheduled press conference. He’s taking his wrecking ball and going home!

The House Intelligence Committee’s impeachment report has been released to the public and it confirms what many have long time suspected: Two faced Mike Pence knew. They all knew — Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, Acting Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney, Secretary of Energy Rick Perry, Pay to Play Ambassador Gordon Sondland, private citizens Rudy Colludy, Fox TV host Sean Hannity, the president’s idiot son, Junior, and many more. Trump’s crime family not only had knowledge about the crime boss shaking down a foreign government, but they participated in the scheme. A dozen two faced crime family witnesses defied Congress and blew off subpoenas. The White House, Department of State, Department of Defense, Office of Management and Budget, and Department of Energy refused to produce a single document even though they were subpoenaed.

The report focuses on one simple offense that can be understood by the average American who knows of only one founding father, Alexander Hamilton, because of the musical. Even though he can be tried for a long list of high crimes and misdemeanors, the House has to keep it simple to insure success. The whole story is too overwhelming and Democrats run the risk of looking like they’re out to get Trump to an uninformed public if they go after him for every offense. The primary goal is to remove a dangerous criminal from power. He can face trials for his many crimes after he’s impeached.

In short, “The Do Us a Favor Though” phone call on July 25 was the day after Mueller testified to Congress. Trump freaked out so he bribed the president of Ukraine by promising military aid that was already promised to him in return for setting up his political rival and taking the wrap for hacking the US election ins 2016. Then he told all witnesses not to cooperate with Congress.

Trump thinks that according to Article II, he has the right to do whatever he wants as president and the Republicans agree which makes this a totalitarian regime and not a democratic government. Trump has repeatedly challenged the legitimacy of the investigation and denied reports of his high crimes and misdemeanors in order to persuade the American people that the House lacks authority to investigate the president and that the whistleblower should face the death penalty. He’s acting like a dictator and the Republicans and Attorney General are enabling him. The only ones who can stop him are the Democrats and the courts but there is no guarantee. If they fail, the great American experiment will be over and everybody who has heard of Hamilton and thought America would always be there will be in a for a big fucking shock.

The report is bad news for Devin Nunes, too. The ranking member of the House Intelligence Committee was privately in contact with key players in the Ukraine extortion campaign. He has been in on it from the get go and more. He was in regular contact with Rudy and Lev Parnas and there are phone records to prove it. Devin Nunes told Fox News he doesn’t remember talking to Lev Parnas. Fox told its viewers that somebody must have used Devin Nunes’ phone.

That’s not all. Don’t forget that Devin Nunes is in on Russian collusion too. He went straight to Trump with confidential information he had learned about as the chair of the House Intelligence Committee. Devin Nunes is a two faced traitor to his country and belongs in jail along with Michael Cohen, Paul Manafort, Michael Flynn, Roger Stone, Rudy Giuliani, Mick Mulvaney, Mike Pompeo, Gordon Sondland, Rick Perry, Mike Pence and Trump.

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