U Bum Knee

Spike Dolomite
4 min readSep 24, 2017

A president who calls a black American a son of a bitch while campaigning in a huge room in the south filled with cheering white people, proclaiming that a citizen should be punished for exercising his civil rights, should be fired.

Trump uninvited Stephen Curry to the White House because Stephen Curry didn’t want to go to the White House. He has already been there.

LeBron James isn’t having any of this. He tweeted: U bum @StephenCurry30 already said he ain’t going! So therefore ain’t no invite. Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up!

LeBron’s tweet has been liked 1.3 million times and has been retweeted 596 thousand times. That’s going to bug Trump more than anything else because he’s getting better ratings. That wasn’t supposed to happen.

Ohio just flipped. Don’t mess with Ohio’s golden son, LeBron.

Now Trump is going after the entire NFL on Twitter. He’s attempting to influence the NFL’s bottom line and silence citizens: If NFL fans refuse to go to games until players stop disrespecting our Flag & Country, you will see change take place fast. Fire or suspend!

Trump is telling white owners of mostly black football teams to fire players for taking a knee during the National Anthem. Those boys better know their place. This makes the south rise a little bit, and it makes the rest of the country cringe. Knee jerk reaction.

The NFL and the players are answering back — he doesn’t own them. That was not supposed to happen. People were supposed to be talking about Twitler tackling football players so they wouldn’t be paying any attention to Russiagate.

Trump didn’t put his hand over his heart during the playing of the National Anthem during a primary debate nor did he do it as president standing on the balcony at the White House before the traditional Easter celebration. Melania had to nudge him to cover his heart.

Latest on the latest Obamacare repeal: Trump tells repugs to do it for the party and donors say do it for them.

The ACA sign up website will be down for “maintenance” one day a week during the enrollment period.

The only people who want to visit the White House anymore are billionaires, racists and Russians.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: 11 years ago when we had a white Republican president, the Senate voted unanimously to renew the Voting Rights Act for 25 more years. The vote in the House of Representatives was 390 to 33. George Bush signed the renewal a couple of days later. After 8 years with a black Democratic president, the Republicans are all about keeping the POC vote down by bringing the racist volume up.

The Korean War started in 1950 when North Korea invaded South Korea. The US took South Korea’s side and China took North Korea’s side. Since then people in North Korea have been waking up every morning singing praises to their Dear Leader. They have been told all of their lives that the US is their enemy and to be ready for attack. They have always expected that the US will attack them. They are ready.

There is no going back now. Diplomacy with North Korea is out the bay window, thanks to the fake president who incites violence between his own countrymen and threatens to bomb the shit out of other countries.

Trump threatened North Korea in a tweet: Just heard Foreign Minister of North Korea speak at U.N. If he echoes thoughts of Little Rocket Man, they won’t be around much longer!

Now that Facebook is finally suffering consequences for making money off of Russia influencing the election, maybe Twitter will finally suffer some consequences for not shutting Trump’s account down after inciting violence against Americans and threatening war.

America’s enemies follow Trump on Twitter. They study his tweets and tweeting habits and use this information to their advantage. That should never happen.

Trump voters say, “He won, get over it.” He didn’t win. He cheated. And no, we’re not getting over it.

Trump turned kneeling into a symbol of resistance to Trump. Today is going to be a very interesting day. Who will take a knee today and, more importantly, who will not?

It’s Sunday. Get down on your knee.

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Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns. Read them all in quarterly reports in The Treason Chronicles on Kindle.