UFOs, Laptops, and Subpoenas
The US military shot down three more unidentified flying objects over the weekend, all within 24 hours.
Debris has to be analyzed before it’s known what they are but the Department of Defense isn’t ruling out aliens. The Pentagon held a UFO press conference right when the Super Bowl started so fewer people would tune in.
What if they were really cool aliens who have come to save us and what do we do? Shoot them.
Or what if they’re aliens who had dropped Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Lauren Boebert off to live among us for a couple of years and now they’re coming back for them? That would explain everything.
Or what if it’s Russia sending out giant clay pigeons so we’ll shoot them and they’ll know which direction fighter jets come from and how fast they’ll get to a real threat? What if our government would rather have us believing they’re UFOs rather than we’re being invaded by Russia?
Or what if the government wants us all talking about UFOs and not the environmental disaster in east Palestine, Ohio where a train carrying vinyl chloride derailed dumping poison into the air, soil and water a week ago. The chemicals released are deadly. Residents were evacuated for a little while and then told the coast was clear so they could go back home. They returned to find small pets and small livestock dead. Frogs and fish in streams were dead. Their eyes and throats burned. Acid rain will cover people’s yards and seep into the soil and groundwater. This is farm country. The food grown in this area will absorb the toxins and people and animals will eat it. Everybody in the area of the crash site is breathing it. Their water is contaminated. East Palestine is near the beginning of the Ohio River which starts in Pennsylvania and flows along the southern borders of Ohio, Indiania, Illinois and the entire northern border of Kentucky and part of West Virginia then flows into the Mississippi River which flows into the Gulf of Mexico. The EPA, state and federal governments say everything is fine. Nothing to see here. Norfolk Southern is giving the town $25,000 for their inconvenience.
The Trump and the classified documents saga continues. Last month it was discovered that Trump had instructed one of his aids who works for his Save America PAC (the fund Trump used to pay for the insurrection and still uses as a slush fund that is currently under federal investigation) to digitize classified docs by scanning them onto his unsecure laptop and putting them on one or more thumb drives. This takes this investigation up a very big notch.
Trump’s attorney, Evan Corcoran, testified before a grand jury for 4 hours about Trump and the classified documents. He’s the guy who signed off on the first lie that the first batch of classified docs that they turned over was all there was. When a lawyer is subpoenaed to testify against a client it’s never good.
More projection by the GOP: MAGA Republicans are investigating Hunter Biden’s laptop while a Special Counsel investigates Trump’s surrogate’s laptop.
“He who lives by the laptop dies by the laptop.” — Michael Popok
A vice president and top national security official being subpoenaed to testify before a grand jury about a president attempting a coup is HUGE but people can’t absorb it because we have Trump fatigue, eggs are $20 a dozen, and we may be invaded by aliens from outer space.
Mike Pence is the big fish. It shouldn’t be long before indictments are made. Prosecutors save the big fish for last.
A judge in Fulton County just ordered that parts of a special grand jury report about Trump and his allies trying to overturn his narrow 2020 election loss in Georgia be released this week.
Get ready for a crazy week. We need something to take our minds off of UFOs, laptops, and subpoenas…..an indictment!
