Used Couch for Sale
Trump has buyer’s remorse after picking JD Vance for VP. They thought by going with him that they would get more of the white male grievance vote but contrasted with Kamala Harris and all that she will bring with women of every color and background, Vance, Trump, and MAGA will get their sexist, hateful, dangerous asses handed to them while they sit on the couch and yell at the TV. They are truly scared and for very good reason. They are no match for Kamala Harris. She is going to tear into them in a way never before seen in politics and people are going to love it. Finally, no more political double talk and old, tired, repetitive language made worse by predictable, boring delivery. Get ready for honest, straight talk from a highly educated woman with a dynamo liberal track record that goes back decades. She’s not just going to give the country hope, she’s going to kick open doors that have been closed to everybody who isn’t white and male for centuries and will leave the patriarchy standing stupid. They’ll tip over when they fear irrelevance and land on the fainting couch. This is going to be historical in a myriad of ways. We need it.
The right is calling Kamala Harris the DEI candidate which is code for nigger.
Trump wants his money back. He’s mad that they spent a bunch of money on attack ads against Joe Biden and now that the Dems have gone ahead and switched Biden out he thinks he should somehow get a refund or go couch hopping so he can replace Vance.
Kamala said of Project 2025, “Can you believe they put that thing in writing?”
Elon Musk reneged on his offer to donate $45 million a month to Trump’s campaign.
Trump donated $5,000 to Kamala’s attorney general re-election campaign in California a decade ago.
Trump’s ear grew back. He’s not wearing a band aid anymore and whadda-ya-know, there is no scab. No scab. No nothing and no one cares. And why would nobody care about a former president almost getting shot? Because he didn’t and he’s such a liar it’s easy to believe the whole thing was staged.
So now Trump is the smelly old man in the race. Will the media talk about that endlessly like they did Biden or will they focus on what shampoo Kamala uses? Biden may be old but he’s not smelly. He showers plus he doesn’t shit his pants. He has no reason to.
Remember when Poppy peed on Jerry’s couch? Trump pees on couches.
The Trump campaign has wasted millions running against a person. They have no platform, no ideas, no policies. Just vengeance. Now that their person is gone, they not only have nothing, they have to contend with Kamala Harris who has everything and is really something.
Somebody on Twitter posted that JD Vance wrote in his 2016 memoir, Hillbilly Elegy, that as a teenager he had sex with an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions. It wasn’t true but people believed it because Republicans are so screwed up sexually that anything is possible with them, including sexually assaulting furniture.
Ever since the Trump campaign introduced JD Vance’s wife at the Republican National Convention, MAGAs have been going nuts, hating on her because she’s not white.
Congressman Jamie Raskin called JD Vance “Shillbilly Vance.”
Appalachians hate JD Vance so much that they’ll vote against Trump just to spite Vance. They’ve known about Vance ever since his memoir came out in 2016 and they don’t like him. He pretty much referred to Appalachians as low life hicks who are responsible for their own plight — poverty and addiction. They were insulted by the book and truly hate him. Even in the smallest of towns. If the Dems exploit that and play it right, they could flip a few couch cushions in southern states. The resentment is that bad. Friends say, “Pivot!”
