Video Games and Porn

Spike Dolomite
4 min readNov 9, 2021

Josh Hawley’s “America’s crisis of masculinity” is gaining traction because the bored, lazy mainstream media took the bait. All of this to convince Josh Hawley’s pissed off wife that everybody is doing it. Josh’ favorite porn video is ‘Sticking it to the Dems.” His favorite video game is Pong.

Wacko Nazi Republican congressman Paul Gosar tweeted a photoshopped, anime video of him killing Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and threatening President Biden with 2 swords. Twitter took the video down and the Republicans are predictably silent. They raised hell when comedienne Kathy Griffin went too far by posting a bloody severed head of Trump and went to great lengths to ruin her career. Gosar is still a US congressman. This is nothing. He’s done way worse. He’s into the really nasty porn where dominatrix’s wear Hitler moustaches. Ew. His favorite video game is the one where he kills members of Congress and the president.

While the Republicans disgrace themselves, defector hero Congressman Adam Kinzinger gave an interview to Rolling Stone and condemned Tucker Carlson for taking a shot at Pete Buttigieg for taking parental leave to learn how to breastfeed, he called Carlson “a manipulative son of a bitch who abuses your viewers for your own personal profit.” When he was a kid, his parents asked him if he’d jump off a cliff just because his friends were doing it and he answered “No, sir!” Adam Kinzinger doesn’t subscribe to Josh Hawley’s video games and porn. He doesn’t need to.

North Dakota Republican state legislator Jeff Hoverson organized an anti-vaccine rally but couldn’t go because he got covid. He stayed home but was too weak and feverish for video games and porn. All he was up for was watching Fox News all day.

Puerto Rico has the highest vaccination rate in the US because Puerto Rico is Republican-free. That’s one positive thing about being ignored and forsaken by the GOP — you get to live until the next climate disaster that the Republicans refuse to fix.

More than 360,000 children under the age of 12 have been vaccinated because their parents aren’t porn and video game addicts, or stupid, selfish lunatics. Sweet!

America’s hateheart, Laura Ingraham, jumped on Big Bird brainwashing children by airing an old Adult Swim video of Big Bird throwing up and passing out to make the Fox News talking point that the vaccine will make kids sick. The on screen chyron read “Sesame Street Pushes Covid Vaccine for Children.” The tell all book that her 3 adopted homeschooled children will write one day w about their gay bashing, never-been-married mother will be a best seller. They should call it, “Mommie Queerest.” The porn industry can adapt it into a movie so Josh Hawley can watch.

Over 750,000 are dead from Covid. Is Laura Ingraham vaccinated? Of course she is. She couldn’t work at Fox if she wasn’t. What about her 3 kids? Of course they are but since they’re homeschooled in a hate house where they aren’t allowed to watch Big Bird videos, play video games, or watch Fox News they don’t know that their mom gets paid to lie on TV.

More subpoenas are going out from the Select Committee. This set is for 6 Trump re-election campaign associates who all know about Trump’s involvement in the planning of the insurrection. They are campaign manager and Trump’s former White House Director of Political Affairs, the guy who switched the messaging from the campaign to voter fraud and then to Stop the Steal, Bill Stepien, senior advisor and spokesman Jason Miller, disgraced former general and Trump’s former national security advisor, Michael Flynn (pardoned by Trump,) disgraced former New York former police commissioner convicted felon Bernard Kerik (also pardoned by Trump,) Trump’s lawyer who wrote a 6 point plan for Mike Pence to set aside electoral college votes, John Eastman, and a low level staffer who stupidly left a voice mail for a Michigan state legislator asking him to use his authority to replace their electors to vote for Trump, Angela McCallum.

Like Steve Bannon, DOJ Trumper Jeffrey Clark blew off his subpoena and didn’t show up to testify in front of the Select Committee. What will be his defense? Video games and porn?

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Spike Dolomite

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