Vote for Joe
The final presidential debate was last night. They did it live. The mute button was used to shut Trump up but they didn’t hit it often enough. He barfed up the same old ridiculous boring hairballs that he does every day then barfed up a few new ones known only to Fox News viewers such as Biden took $3.5 million from Russia (he didn’t) and emails. Emails! Tell everybody about the emails RIGHT NOW! Joe Biden did a pretty good job keeping his composure but occasionally his facial expressions said, “Would you shut up, man?” Trump accused Biden of hiding in his basement (Trump hid in the bunker at the White House during BLM protests whereas Joe probably doesn’t know where the bunker is even though he was in the White House every day for 8 years.) Trump was flippant about the coronavirus and said we’re “learning to live with it” which was a real fuck you to the 223,000 dead and everyone who went through hell who didn’t die. His attitude is economy first. Businesses need to be open and people should quit being so paranoid. Get back to your regular lives. Stop with the extra precautions — plexiglass is expensive and it doesn’t work. He bragged about being tough on Russia and how they don’t want him to win. He bragged about his great relationship with Kim Jong-un — “Millions and millions of people aren’t dead because of my great relationship with North Korea. There has not been a nuclear war because of me!” He complained that Obama and Biden left him with a big mess. When asked about him trying to overturn the Affordable Care Act, Trump bragged about getting rid of the individual mandate and said he had created a plan to protect people with pre-existing conditions (that’s already part of the ACA). Socialized medicine! Joe Biden is more liberal than Bernie Sanders! Nancy Pelosi! High crime! Democrats! AOC plus three! Barf!
When asked about the 545 orphaned migrant children, Trump said those kids came here by themselves with coyotes or cartels. Wrong. They came with their parents and were ripped away from their arms forever by the US government to deter more people from coming here. Babies and toddlers wouldn’t even recognize their parents if they were reunited. He called immigrants seeking asylum “low IQ” and that the dumbest immigrants abide by immigration law.
When asked about racism Trump’s response was the usual “Nobody has done more for African Americans than Donald Trump — other than Abraham Lincoln……I am the least racist person in this room”. Joe hit back with “Abraham Lincoln here is the most racist president in history.”
Trump got more erratic and mean as the night went on, as usual. He rambled on and on but said very little. When asked about energy independence he looked over at Joe Biden and said, “I know more about wind than you do. It’s extremely expensive. Kills all the birds.” Normal people cringed and turned off the TV. MAGAs cheered and had another beer. They barfed but only because they had too much beer.
After the debate was over the wives took to the stage for the customary wave and hug. Everybody was masked except for Trump. His frustration showed all over his face. He was pissed. He stood there for a moment holding Melania’s hand for pictures and then yanked his hand away and pushed her towards the exit while Joe and Jill expressed genuine love for each other and thanked people.
Trump enablers are screaming censorship whenever they post conspiracy theories and Twitter takes their posts down or suspends them. Censorship! Liberal bias!
Trump stupidly released the White House’s unedited version of the 60 Minutes video. He did it to martyr himself and show how he was mistreated but it backfired. Leslie Stahl wasn’t mean to him and she didn’t treat him “unfairly.” He didn’t look like a victim after all. Barfed again.
The Trump campaign sued New Jersey for wanting to mail a ballot to every voter in the state plus give voters the option to vote in person on election day just like California did. A federal judge dismissed the lawsuit. The Trump campaign has set up video cameras in Philadelphia to intimidate voters as they attempt to deposit their ballots in drop boxes. Sean Hannity put a camera in front of Joe Biden’s house to surveil him to entertain his viewers. Florida’s voter registration website crashed right before the deadline after an unprecedented number of people tried to register. The Trump campaign is a barf bag.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: Voter fraud! Voter fraud! Voter fraud! Republicans found a case of voter fraud! Oops. What was that? It wasn’t Antifa but a first term congressman in Kansas, Steve Watkins who lost in the primary and has been charged with 3 felonies? Oops. Pass the barf bag.
Anderson Cooper invited 53 Republican senators to come on his CNN show to talk about voter fraud and all 53 declined.
White male Republican in North Carolina running for Congress, Madison Cawthorn, has let his racism hang out by accusing a journalist of leaving academia to “ruin white males running for office” to go work for males who aren’t white.
Trump plans to vote early tomorrow in West Palm Beach, Florida. The local paper there has endorsed Joe Biden.
The US set a new record for new daily coronavirus cases — 77,640. Here we go. The corner Trump keeps talking about leads to a cliff. Learn to live with it.
South Dakota had the highest coronavirus test positivity rate in the country last week — 3,000% higher than New York. Trump loving Governor Kristi Noem tweeted: If folks want to wear a mask, they are free to do so. Those who don’t want to wear a mask shouldn’t be shamed into it, and govt should not mandate it. We need to respect each other’s decisions. In SD, we know a little common courtesy can go a long way.
South Dakota, learn to live with death.
11 days until election day. Vote for Joe if you want to live.
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